Profile: Misfit


log in
Personal background
"No good deed goes unpunished!"™ Do you wanna date my avatar?

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Meals in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. I have worked as a construction worker, commercial fisherman, newspaper writer and attorney all in the same day.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Braves and Cowboys. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal force demonstration. My quarterback passing rating is 158. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me, especially twins.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I one read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. A full tank of gasoline costs me one dollar.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid on time. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a Mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

My charm is so contagious vaccines have been created for it. Years ago, I built a city out of blocks. Today, over six hundred thousand people live and work there. I am the only person to ever ace a Rorschach test. Every time I go for a swim dolphins appear. Alien abductors have asked me to probe them. If I were to give you directions you'd never get lost and you'd arrive at least five minutes early. My legend precedes me the way lightning precedes thunder.

When it is raining, it is because I am sad. Even my parrot's advice is insightful. My shirts never wrinkle. I am left-handed. And right-handed. Even if I forget to put postage on my mail, it gets there. I once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn't admit it. You can see my charisma from outer space.

I once buried a time capsule full of things that haven't happened yet. I have been pronounced dead 7 times...make that 8. My bear hugs are actually hugs I give to bears. I can't be bought, but my nail clippings have been know to show up at auction. I have never lost a sock. If I disagree with you, it is because you are wrong. I was once 100% certain about being uncertain.

Most songs about love are written for me, about me, or by me. I'd never initiate a conversation about the weather, even in a typhoon. I'm against cruelty to animals, but I'm not afraid to issue a stern warning. Whatever side of the tracks I'm currently on is the right side. If I crossed them, I would still be the right side. I won the same lifetime achievement award twice. When I go to a restaurant waiters tip me.

I voted for Obama, just to see the chaos. When I wake up the roses smell me. I was once found guilty of being innocent. I sleep with a night light, not because I'm afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of me. I hold a Doctorate in Originality which I teach at Stanford where no one ever passes. When I go skydiving Peregrine Falcons always trail behind me. When I look in the mirror there's never a reflection, not because of vampirism, but because I'm only one of a kind. I can defeat anyone in a game of chess without making any moves.

I have written proof that the Bermuda triangle is actually a parallelogram. I once put myself up as collateral. I am so respected, even my enemies list me as their emergency contact number. I once licked a poisonous frog just to see what would happen. I once snapped a woman's bra strap just to see what it felt like to get slapped in the face. I have stopped chickens from crossing the road and I know which came first. I save seals from drowning. Raccoons admire my dexterity.

I know who killed JFK. I won the arms race. I can see the Northern Lights from South America. I counsel the Dalai Lama on matters of spirituality. The Pope once requested an audience with me. I can play Mozart and Beethoven on the piano at the same time. I invented string theory from discarded dental floss. If I woke up on the wrong side of the bed I would still have a good day. I hold the world record for holding the most world records. I know exactly how many blonds it takes to change a light bulb. If your GPS is slow, it's because it's waiting for my response. Niagra falls once asked me to stand still so it could take my picture. I watched as Neil Armstrong landed on the moon... from the moon. I am smarter than a fifth grader.
Thoughts about SETI and SETI@home
BOINC SYNERGY = BEST STATS

BOINC SYNERGY is an International Team and we Welcome All BOINC Participants!

What is BOINC and Why use it? - An Interview with Dr. David Anderson!

Our team has the Best Statistics that are unmatched anywhere!

We have Several Forums that are Informative and Helpful!

Step by Step: Setting Up and Running BOINC Projects!

The Optimized Application Information Center!

We have Cool and Fun Flash-based Video Arcade Games!

Sign up with Synergy and get your own @boincsynergy.com email address!

Plus get a Fabulous Selection of Synergy Signatures for Individual and Combined Projects!

Visit the City of BOINC Synergy! Use the various numbered "increase" links to help our team city grow!

You can count on BOINC SYNERGY to be there when Scientific Progress Goes "BOINC"


Click the Signature to Join!
Your feedback on this profile
Recommend this profile for User of the Day:I like this profile
Alert administrators to an offensive profile:I do not like this profile
Account dataView
TeamBOINC Synergy
Message boards21782 posts
Friends (170)
Profile
Luke Mester
Profile
morfie
Profile
Skywalker66 @ Berlin
Profile
Gerry Michaud
Profile
Milford
Profile
Lazy@SETI.USA
Profile
QUETZALCOATL
Profile
paul
Profile
CiNEMAN®
Profile
Tw34k3d
Profile
Xaak
Profile
-= Vyper =-
Profile
Mad Max
Profile
Qui-Gon
Profile
hiamps
Volker van Stiephaudt
Profile
RichaG
Profile
mscharmack
Profile
Geek@Play
Profile
Katelin
Profile
Eric James Swearingen
Profile
Michael Roberts
Profile
SkzDaLimit
Profile
Tetsuji Maverick Rai
Profile
Bruno Moretti IK2WQA
Profile
Viking Warrior
Profile
James Sotherden
Profile
[B^S] Zain Upton
Profile
[B^S] Spydermb
Profile
[B^S] Morgan the Gold
Profile
Daniel Dębowski
Profile
Holly Mergogey
Profile
Kim Burnett
Profile
[B^S] Paul@home
Profile
mlcudd
Profile
[B^S] Ralfy
Profile
Carlos
Profile
qfemale
Profile
~ jinjy ~
Profile
Marko Arsenic
Profile
Jocelyn Hyers
Profile
Paul D Harris
Profile
Gary Charpentier
Profile
Thierry Van Driessche
Profile
Triss
Profile
Jen Lawley
Profile
SciManStev
Profile
Grizz
Profile
Scary Capitalist
Profile
Helena
Profile
Anna Marie Isgro
Profile
dnolan
Profile
HerOdyssey
Profile
Shane Meyer
Profile
Buga1
Profile
BONNIN Luc
Profile
Pendleton
Profile
[B^S] Gamma^Ray
Profile
David Anderson
Profile
Red Atomic
Profile
Tasha
Profile
Carla Francisco
Profile
The Dreamer*
Profile
zahena
Profile
Shea Smith
Profile
Tiare Rivera
Profile
Marga
Profile
Chandra Pearl
Profile
rebest
Profile
champ
Profile
Amanda Finnegan
Profile
Mis-Magic
Profile
Fat B
Profile
Dominique
Profile
Fivestar Crashtest
Profile
yank
Profile
[BAT] tutta55
Profile
SEARCHER
Profile
Fuzzy Hollynoodles
Profile
Rush
Profile
dcappello
Profile
Kokomiko
Profile
Knightmare
Profile
Jason T. Brooks
Profile
Sekhemets-Hathor
Profile
Ajenjonadita
Profile
speedimic
Profile
tw3295250
Profile
Scarecrow
Profile
Wisteria
Profile
Michael Belanger
Profile
casadecoqui
Profile
Pharao13
Profile
[B^S] Dr. Bill Skiba
Profile
KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade!
Profile
TimeLord04
Profile
GalaxyIce
Profile
31415
Profile
Blurf
Profile
Sarah Colangelo
Profile
Stacie
Profile
Sorceress
Profile
Helsionium
Profile
Linda
Profile
Pawly
Profile
ManicQueen
Profile
Philadelphia
Profile
Cebion
Profile
Angela
Profile
xmpfemme
Profile
Stephanie
Profile
mdute
Profile
Michael T. Allison Retired USN
Profile
Samuel
Profile
Data Geek Beer Chick
Profile
supernatti
Profile
JJ Odelle
Profile
zerocool
Profile
Valerie Chilton
Profile
Mumps [MM]
Profile
misskitti7
Profile
Soggy
Profile
Moonshadow
Profile
Shauna
Profile
Pathfinder
Profile
Debra Perry
Profile
merita
Profile
Patricia Homan Davila
Profile
Io Gaia
Profile
val07halen
Profile
AmyLou
Profile
amyald
Profile
Americangypsy3
Profile
Sarah
Profile
Essine
Profile
Victoria Rawlings
Profile
xunbrokenx
Profile
Stasha Koprivica
Profile
T-Armstrong
Profile
Selangel
Profile
Oksana
Profile
Jessica Redmerski
Profile
shizuku
Profile
Stella Splendens
Profile
Hikari
Profile
Cara Mico
Profile
Alexandra Boulier
Profile
Marajade
Profile
{BDC} Thomas Dupont
Profile
Cote Rain
Profile
Banu Sahin
Profile
soraya
Profile
Shandie
Profile
Vyara
Profile
isitasolarfever
Profile
Dana Renee
Profile
Valentina
Profile
Earthmage
Profile
lydia saboda
Profile
Dobrasz-Blodgette
Profile
Kayla-Leigh Beaton
Profile
Nora
Profile
Ananke
Profile
Shannon Littleton
Profile
Astralbody
Profile
Antanta
Profile
[AF - Belgique] Floriane Van Poucke
Profile
SC0RPI0M00N
Profile
Shelley Canning
Profile
Lady DeCroy

Copyright © 2014 University of California