I'm an idiot too. For years I wandered the net looking for a place where idiots could feel at home. A place where you can insult and be insulted by idiots just like you. Well fellow idiots I have found a home. And you can find one too (if you can find your ass with both hands you qualify, if you can find your neighbor's ass with both hands you can become an officer).

Where, you may well ask, is the paradise of idiocy, this board of seriously deranged persons (at least some of them are persons)? Why at The Final Front Ear of course. Take a look and if you have the courage of your convictions (speeding convictions don't count) join in the fun and frolic.
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And where the hell is the signature I worked so hard to create? It's a bloomin' conspiracy that's what it is. Call my lawyer, call my doctor.

Yes, Jack, I am an idiot but I'm studying to be a moron. The test is really, really hard, but I hope to get there someday...maybe after I learn to master the art of waving bye-bye!

Bill

Bill Price just remember to take out the gum before trying to wave bye bye. You may hurt your self.





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Well, no wonder!!!!

I don't understand any of this... I must be as thick as sh*t

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Yes, I must be an idiot since I read this thread!



If I hade six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four sharpening the axe.

> whoredom quaintly illucidated....."I don't understand any of this... I must be as thick as sh*t".....

You IDIOT! Maybe you should be called "two planks" instead.

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> Call my lawyer, call my doctor.
>

Only if I have to...

So what do you want me to call them?

> What's the speed of dark?

speed of dark

What would Scooby Doo?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Which way does a compass point in space?

> What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

you would still have half you're life, then after getting scared half to death again, the remaining half a life would be split in half, making it so that you have 1/4 of your original life left.

> > What's the speed of dark?


It's negative 299792458 meters per second .

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> It's negative 299792458 meters per second .

If the speed of light is +299792458 meters per second
and the speed of dark is -299792458 meters per second
light would be traveling at 599584916 meters per second
in darkness but at 299792458 meters per second in light.

> > > What's the speed of dark?
>
>
> It's negative 299792458 meters per second .
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Yeah, but some people's blacklights don't have a reverse...

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> What would Scooby Doo?

I'm not sure, but -YOU- have to clean it up if he does.

>
> Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Not always, but it's better when they play on infan-tile.

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> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Everywhere except Arkansas...

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> Which way does a compass point in space?

Usually towards the nicest piece of asteroid.

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> Therefore, darkness would always be in the past when when light comes
> on, in an exponential way to the time of wich light was off.

Did you figure that out by playing in a refrigerator or a car's trunk?

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