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Message 508204 - Posted: 24 Jan 2007, 23:16:12 UTC
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Chav is a mainly derogatory slang term in some parts of England for a subcultural stereotype fixated on fashions such as gold jewellery and designer clothing.

They are generally considered to have no respect for society, as well as being considered ignorant or unintelligent.

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They have a uniform, they almost single handedly keep Stella Artois in business, and if it wasn't for them, JD Sports would have closed down years ago. Yes, we are talking chavs. There is a bit of chav in everyone, find out how dangerously close you are to being one!


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Go on, find out the real you. You know you want to.


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Message 508206 - Posted: 24 Jan 2007, 23:22:43 UTC
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You are 15% chav!

As quoted from the test!

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I am are 5% emo!

What a victory for a 72 year old overweight pensioner!!

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Message 508210 - Posted: 24 Jan 2007, 23:31:53 UTC - in response to Message 508206.  

You are 15% chav!

As quoted from the test!

and

I am are 5% emo!

What a victory for a 72 year old overweight pensioner!!


Congratulations on your win John!

Me: 85% Chav and 23% Emo, I never would have thought that I was that bad! I'd rather be a chav than an emo anyway!
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Message 508212 - Posted: 24 Jan 2007, 23:33:35 UTC - in response to Message 508206.  

You are 15% chav!

As quoted from the test!

and

I am are 5% emo!

What a victory for a 72 year old overweight pensioner!!

Oh man, I'm at 17% chav and 9% emo!
Suddenly I doubt myself...
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Message 508213 - Posted: 24 Jan 2007, 23:34:23 UTC - in response to Message 508210.  

You are 15% chav!

As quoted from the test!

and

I am are 5% emo!

What a victory for a 72 year old overweight pensioner!!


Congratulations on your win John!

Me: 85% Chav and 23% Emo, I never would have thought that I was that bad! I'd rather be a chav than an emo anyway!


I'd rather be me, a Goth!
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Message 508214 - Posted: 24 Jan 2007, 23:37:58 UTC - in response to Message 508213.  
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I'd rather be me, a Goth!


Sorry John but it's got to be the old style Punk Rockers, spiked green and orange mohicans were cool!

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And tartan of course, lest I forget.
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Message 508215 - Posted: 24 Jan 2007, 23:42:36 UTC - in response to Message 508212.  

Oh man, I'm at 17% chav and 9% emo!
Suddenly I doubt myself...


I don't know how to break it to you Bill, but the rest of us have doubted you for some time now :D

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Message 508218 - Posted: 24 Jan 2007, 23:49:36 UTC

28% Chav
5% Emo


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Message 508223 - Posted: 25 Jan 2007, 0:17:54 UTC - in response to Message 508210.  
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You are 15% chav!

As quoted from the test!

and

I am are 5% emo!

What a victory for a 72 year old overweight pensioner!!


Congratulations on your win John!

Me: 85% Chav and 23% Emo, I never would have thought that I was that bad! I'd rather be a chav than an emo anyway!

I never thought you were a Chav..you've shaken my view of the world.

I'm 63% chav! (and rather surprised at some of the questions I answered yes to..but those were my student days..honest...)

and 36% emo! I think I'm going to go sit in a corner and listen to Morrissey and cry now.


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Message 508226 - Posted: 25 Jan 2007, 0:28:24 UTC - in response to Message 508223.  

I never thought you were a Chav..you've shaken my view of the world.

I'm 63% chav! (and rather surprised at some of the questions I answered yes to..but those were my student days..honest...)

and 36% emo! I think I'm going to go sit in a corner and listen to Morrissey and cry now.


A couple of months ago I did go out looking to buy a burberry baseball cap, I was very close to buying one, but I just couldn't bring myself round to paying twenty odd quid for a hat, so I got myself a £2.99 Nike cap instead!

I can see you now saying "Am I bovvered"

SETI is all about shaking (if not stirring) one's world-view, is it not?


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Message 508227 - Posted: 25 Jan 2007, 0:34:07 UTC

Is this a Brit thing???


"I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me

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Message 508229 - Posted: 25 Jan 2007, 0:36:54 UTC - in response to Message 508227.  

Is this a Brit thing???


It's like a bad smell, it spreads everywhere. It just started in the UK. You'll find out soon enough!

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Message 508259 - Posted: 25 Jan 2007, 2:39:36 UTC

36% Chav...36% Emo...100% Confused!

PROUD TO BE TFFE!
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Message 508261 - Posted: 25 Jan 2007, 2:50:07 UTC - in response to Message 508229.  
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Is this a Brit thing???


It's like a bad smell, it spreads everywhere. It just started in the UK. You'll find out soon enough!


Ok then. But we mostly get our trends from USA, not Great Britain!

I took the tests and I got these:

You are 28% chav!

You are 38% emo!

Whatever that means???



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Message 508350 - Posted: 25 Jan 2007, 6:51:36 UTC
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My, my...

I'm 51% Chav, 24% Emo.

Does that make me a well-rounded person or a 75% Creep??!


(Replies that call me a "well-rounded Creep" don't count! LOL)
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Message 508353 - Posted: 25 Jan 2007, 7:01:16 UTC - in response to Message 508215.  

Oh man, I'm at 17% chav and 9% emo!
Suddenly I doubt myself...


I don't know how to break it to you Bill, but the rest of us have doubted you for some time now :D

Oooooh! Tears mate, tears!
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Message 509239 - Posted: 27 Jan 2007, 6:33:14 UTC

15%-0%
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Message 509249 - Posted: 27 Jan 2007, 9:44:30 UTC

I'm 35% chav
Do I need to seek help?
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Message 509266 - Posted: 27 Jan 2007, 11:36:31 UTC

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