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Message 508270 - Posted: 25 Jan 2007, 3:00:43 UTC

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Message 508681 - Posted: 25 Jan 2007, 23:54:27 UTC


Folded Page Art . . .



Folded Page Art means that you take a book - preferably one you don't mean to read again - and fold each page in the same way. The result is a 3 dimensional sculpture, the exact shape of which will depend on the type of fold that you have chosen.

We suspect that this is quite an old idea; certainly this example was made by an elderly lady in Paris.

Once all the pages have been folded, you can't close the book. In fact, once most of the pages have been folded, it is initially hard to see how you would fold the remaining pages. No doubt there are techniques that the experts use that are not shared lightly. We suspect that you probably fold the pages first - a process that can be done most accurately when you can open the book normally, i.e. the pages are not in their folded position - and having creased the pages, you then unfold them. Once you have worked your way through all the pages, giving them an accurate fold, you can then start moving them into the folded position. The last few pages will be quite tight to slip into position, but at least the folds will already be in place. However that is only our guess as to how it is done!

Because of the time that goes into these books, an example such as the one we show here would cost about GBP275 (nearly US$500). Larger example can cost quite a bit more. But why not make your own?


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Message 508683 - Posted: 25 Jan 2007, 23:58:19 UTC




"I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me

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Message 508689 - Posted: 26 Jan 2007, 0:03:19 UTC


You have just discovered that you are immune to a contagious disease that once
threatened to decimate Earth’s population. Now you must face Society and the
grudge it nurtures against your kind. What if they took away a few of your
civil rights…just enough to make you a second-rate citizen…

Discrimination is frightening enough to watch, but the effects can be terrifying
when you take a stand and refuse to be blamed for your genetic make-up.

A routine test irrevocably alters a man's life when his family and those he loves
most turn on him without warning. Every person he thought he could trust has
become a potential enemy who will stop at nothing to betray him and others
like him.

Experience this personal journey as one romantic youth travels to mature disillusion
while treachery and political treason wreak havoc on his life. Pay careful
attention as Fate manipulates the destiny of innocent bystanders. Heed the
warning…
you could be next



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Message 508690 - Posted: 26 Jan 2007, 0:03:30 UTC - in response to Message 508684.  





Boys and their ....


guns....



With each crime and every kindness we birth our future.
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Message 508691 - Posted: 26 Jan 2007, 0:03:49 UTC - in response to Message 508684.  





Boys and their ....


::Nodding:: Yes. ;-D



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Message 508853 - Posted: 26 Jan 2007, 9:00:20 UTC
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Message 508904 - Posted: 26 Jan 2007, 13:47:52 UTC

IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES

Company Policy: Effective from January 2007

Dress Code
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.

a) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume
you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a rise.

b) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so
that you buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a rise.

c) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and
therefore you do not need a rise.


Sick Days
We will no longer accept a doctors statement as proof of sickness. If you
are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.


Annual Leave Days
Each employee will receive 104 Annual Leave days a year. They are called
Saturday & Sunday.


Toilet Use
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three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm
will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open,
and a picture will be taken. After your second offence, your picture will be
posted on the company bulletin board under the Chronic offenders category.
Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's
mental health policy.


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Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that
they can look healthy.
Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to
maintain their average figure.
Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to
drink a Slim-Fast.


Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a
positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments,
concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations,
allegations, accusations, contemplation's, consternation and input should be
directed elsewhere.

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Message 508931 - Posted: 26 Jan 2007, 15:27:48 UTC

Gone in 60 minutes
Last Updated: Friday, 26 January 2007, 04:05 GMT

A motorist who waited nearly a year to take delivery of his high-powered car wrote it off less than an hour after getting behind the wheel for the first time.

Roger Robinson was on his way to work in his £19,000 silver Ford Focus ST on the M3 in Hampshire this month when he was involved in a collision with a BMW and a lorry.

The car skidded off the carriageway and ended up down an embankment, a complete write-off. Mr Robinson, from Basingstoke, was uninjured.


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Message 508934 - Posted: 26 Jan 2007, 15:43:06 UTC - in response to Message 508911.  

IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES

Company Policy: Effective from January 2007

Amendment 1b

"Any employee found dead in an upright position will be immediately dropped from the payroll.

Amendment 2a
All water used in this establishment has been passed by The Management.
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Message 508947 - Posted: 26 Jan 2007, 16:33:49 UTC

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Message 509430 - Posted: 27 Jan 2007, 17:55:16 UTC - in response to Message 507048.  
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Why do they always say.. "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"



Price of tea in China
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"The price of tea in China" is an expression which is used to denote something which is unrelated to the current topic of discussion.

This expression has stemmed from economists, who describe everything economic as affecting everything else, trying to find an expression which denotes the furthest logical connection from their current economic focus. In this way, the price of tea in China was used to denote the furthest possibility. It can also be used to denote an irrelevant topic.

It has the most common form "what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

There may be a second explanation.

In the 19th century the price for tea in England was the highest when the first ship with the newly harvested tea came in. So for the ship owners it was important to be as fast as possible back to England with the load, otherwise the cost of the passage was not to be recovered from the sale of the tea. Thus there were real races (the tea clipper races) where the sail ships managed to travel the whole distance from China to England in about 80 to 90 days.

The difference in prices from the first load to the later ones was so high that the original price which was paid for the tea in China was quite unimportant. So the "price of tea in China" was something that really didn't matter for the ship owners. They had to have the tea in England as fast as possible.

Occasionally the essentially synonymous expression "price of fish in China" is used in its place.




Shaking my head, my father used to use that expression. Now I know. I like the second explanation. He also used the expression when he was departing: something like, "see you later, don't take any wooden nickles."

It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge. --- Enrico Fermi ---
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Message 509440 - Posted: 27 Jan 2007, 18:16:37 UTC
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What has the Chicken crossing the road got do with winning a seat on a bus?

I like my HazMat suit! I wear it every Sunday to church in the inner city!
It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues



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Message 509512 - Posted: 27 Jan 2007, 21:50:17 UTC - in response to Message 509457.  

What has the Chicken crossing the road got do with winning a seat on a bus?

I like my HazMat suit! I wear it every Sunday to church in the inner city!


There are times I get slightly worried about you JC!!!


No need to be! I have a certificate, and I have been declared to be safe in the community!

Now where are those ....
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Message 509514 - Posted: 27 Jan 2007, 21:52:59 UTC




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Message 509527 - Posted: 27 Jan 2007, 22:30:23 UTC

Any drunken ramblings here?
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Message 509531 - Posted: 27 Jan 2007, 22:34:29 UTC - in response to Message 509527.  

Any drunken ramblings here?


No ... just madness, and utterings!
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Message 509565 - Posted: 28 Jan 2007, 0:32:28 UTC

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Message 509580 - Posted: 28 Jan 2007, 0:59:52 UTC - in response to Message 509527.  

Any drunken ramblings here?

You're really bored aren't you?
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Message 509590 - Posted: 28 Jan 2007, 1:16:36 UTC - in response to Message 509527.  

Any drunken ramblings here?

You'll have to get drunk before you can see them.

PROUD TO BE TFFE!
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