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Fuzzy Hollynoodles Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
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Dr. C.E.T.I. Send message Joined: 29 Feb 00 Posts: 16019 Credit: 794,685 RAC: 0 |
Folded Page Art . . . Folded Page Art means that you take a book - preferably one you don't mean to read again - and fold each page in the same way. The result is a 3 dimensional sculpture, the exact shape of which will depend on the type of fold that you have chosen. Copyrighted 2007 www.grand-illusions.com |
Fuzzy Hollynoodles Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
"I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me |
Dr. C.E.T.I. Send message Joined: 29 Feb 00 Posts: 16019 Credit: 794,685 RAC: 0 |
You have just discovered that you are immune to a contagious disease that once |
Mike Send message Joined: 17 Feb 01 Posts: 34258 Credit: 79,922,639 RAC: 80 |
guns.... With each crime and every kindness we birth our future. |
Fuzzy Hollynoodles Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
::Nodding:: Yes. ;-D "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me |
Dune_Finkleberry Send message Joined: 25 Feb 06 Posts: 6454 Credit: 198,656 RAC: 0 |
Animator vs Animation Account frozen... |
GalaxyIce Send message Joined: 13 May 06 Posts: 8927 Credit: 1,361,057 RAC: 0 |
IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES Company Policy: Effective from January 2007 Dress Code It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. a) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a rise. b) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a rise. c) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a rise. Sick Days We will no longer accept a doctors statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. Annual Leave Days Each employee will receive 104 Annual Leave days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday. Toilet Use Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the Chronic offenders category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy. Lunch Break Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast. Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation's, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere. The Management flaming balloons |
John McCallum Send message Joined: 5 Dec 04 Posts: 877 Credit: 599,458 RAC: 8 |
Gone in 60 minutes Last Updated: Friday, 26 January 2007, 04:05 GMT A motorist who waited nearly a year to take delivery of his high-powered car wrote it off less than an hour after getting behind the wheel for the first time. Roger Robinson was on his way to work in his £19,000 silver Ford Focus ST on the M3 in Hampshire this month when he was involved in a collision with a BMW and a lorry. The car skidded off the carriageway and ended up down an embankment, a complete write-off. Mr Robinson, from Basingstoke, was uninjured. Old enough to know better(but)still young enough not to care |
John McCallum Send message Joined: 5 Dec 04 Posts: 877 Credit: 599,458 RAC: 8 |
IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES Amendment 2a All water used in this establishment has been passed by The Management. Old enough to know better(but)still young enough not to care |
John McCallum Send message Joined: 5 Dec 04 Posts: 877 Credit: 599,458 RAC: 8 |
realy silly ad Old enough to know better(but)still young enough not to care |
jjemme Send message Joined: 20 May 05 Posts: 172 Credit: 63,326 RAC: 0 |
Why do they always say.. "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?" Shaking my head, my father used to use that expression. Now I know. I like the second explanation. He also used the expression when he was departing: something like, "see you later, don't take any wooden nickles." It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge. --- Enrico Fermi --- |
John Clark Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0 |
What has the Chicken crossing the road got do with winning a seat on a bus? I like my HazMat suit! I wear it every Sunday to church in the inner city! It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues |
John Clark Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0 |
What has the Chicken crossing the road got do with winning a seat on a bus? No need to be! I have a certificate, and I have been declared to be safe in the community! Now where are those .... It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues |
Fuzzy Hollynoodles Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
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Misfit Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21804 Credit: 2,815,091 RAC: 0 |
Any drunken ramblings here? me@rescam.org |
John Clark Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0 |
Any drunken ramblings here? No ... just madness, and utterings! It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues |
Jim_S Send message Joined: 23 Feb 00 Posts: 4705 Credit: 64,560,357 RAC: 31 |
utter.utter,utter?utter!utter,utter. I Desire Peace and Justice, Jim Scott (Mod-Ret.) |
Es99 Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0 |
Any drunken ramblings here? You're really bored aren't you? Reality Internet Personality |
Daniel Michel Send message Joined: 2 Feb 04 Posts: 14925 Credit: 1,378,607 RAC: 6 |
Any drunken ramblings here? You'll have to get drunk before you can see them. PROUD TO BE TFFE! |
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