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Message 335107 - Posted: 12 Jun 2006, 22:47:25 UTC - in response to Message 334993.  


Changing the subject (before anyone says anything they may regret....)

Only in America....

That's a sad little tale..didn't someone once say 'be nice to your children, for they chose your nursing home.'?
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Message 335122 - Posted: 12 Jun 2006, 23:16:00 UTC

Hey!!

UOTD!!!

Isn't somebody supposed to be buying me a drink here!


What kind of a joint is this?


I like scotch. Single malts. Preferably old. Preferably expensive.

15 year old Laphroiag cask strength will do nicely. Served neat with a little spring water.


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Message 335125 - Posted: 12 Jun 2006, 23:23:42 UTC - in response to Message 335122.  

Hey!!

UOTD!!!

Isn't somebody supposed to be buying me a drink here!


What kind of a joint is this?


I like scotch. Single malts. Preferably old. Preferably expensive.

15 year old Laphroiag cask strength will do nicely. Served neat with a little spring water.



Of course. :-)

Congratulations with your UOTD!

Here's a Jack Daniels from Rocky very own stash. I hope it's ok, else help yourself to your favorite drink. :-)



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Message 335143 - Posted: 12 Jun 2006, 23:50:13 UTC - in response to Message 335125.  


Of course. :-)

Congratulations with your UOTD!

Here's a Jack Daniels from Rocky very own stash. I hope it's ok, else help yourself to your favorite drink. :-)




Well... ok. A little bourbon will tide me over until we get the good stuff. Thaks, fuzzy.


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Message 335145 - Posted: 12 Jun 2006, 23:53:40 UTC - in response to Message 335122.  

Hey!!

UOTD!!!

Isn't somebody supposed to be buying me a drink here!


What kind of a joint is this?


I like scotch. Single malts. Preferably old. Preferably expensive.

15 year old Laphroiag cask strength will do nicely. Served neat with a little spring water.



Congrats Skeptic!
The drinks are free, whatever you desire it's on the house!
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Message 335148 - Posted: 12 Jun 2006, 23:57:26 UTC - in response to Message 335122.  

Hey!!

UOTD!!!

Isn't somebody supposed to be buying me a drink here!


What kind of a joint is this?


I like scotch. Single malts. Preferably old. Preferably expensive.

15 year old Laphroiag cask strength will do nicely. Served neat with a little spring water.


Congrats Skeptic. Interesting website there..especially the article on ad hominem attacks by Ann Coulter.
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Message 335191 - Posted: 13 Jun 2006, 1:00:20 UTC - in response to Message 335148.  

Congrats Skeptic. Interesting website there..especially the article on ad hominem attacks by Ann Coulter.


Thanks. Yeah, that's her modus operandi. I don't know how much coverage she is getting in the UK, but she has been on all the media 7x24 over here.

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Message 335232 - Posted: 13 Jun 2006, 1:36:35 UTC - in response to Message 335085.  


RDC, maybe your ex-wife is in love. People often mellow out when they are in love, even the fiercest ones. If this is the case, be sure to talk nice about her to her new boy-friend, so he'll marry her. Then you'll have her off your back. :-D



I hope so. I build her up to be a princess if that's the case. LOL

That would be a mistake. If you build her up too much, you will be asked why you're not still together. Don't put her on a pedestal.... (-:<
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Message 335248 - Posted: 13 Jun 2006, 1:55:02 UTC

How many of you have not seen a minute of the World Cup this year?

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Message 335253 - Posted: 13 Jun 2006, 1:55:58 UTC - in response to Message 335248.  

How many of you have not seen a minute of the World Cup this year?

Just Highlites of Iran and Mexico
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Message 335260 - Posted: 13 Jun 2006, 2:02:32 UTC - in response to Message 335248.  
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How many of you have not seen a minute of the World Cup this year?

Watched the last 15 minutes of USA losing to the Czechs today. Snoozer.
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Message 335268 - Posted: 13 Jun 2006, 2:13:04 UTC - in response to Message 335248.  

How many of you have not seen a minute of the World Cup this year?

I haven't seen a single second of it. I don't watch sports unless the San Diego Chargers are playing.... (-:<

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Message 335270 - Posted: 13 Jun 2006, 2:15:35 UTC - in response to Message 335268.  

How many of you have not seen a minute of the World Cup this year?

I haven't seen a single second of it. I don't watch sports unless the San Diego Chargers are playing.... (-:<

They're not in the World Cup this year.

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Message 335369 - Posted: 13 Jun 2006, 4:19:28 UTC - in response to Message 335270.  

How many of you have not seen a minute of the World Cup this year?

I haven't seen a single second of it. I don't watch sports unless the San Diego Chargers are playing.... (-:<

They're not in the World Cup this year.

Oh d'uuuh, no wonder I'm not watching it.... (-;<

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Message 335998 - Posted: 13 Jun 2006, 20:05:49 UTC


One of the British national daily newspapers is asking readers
"What it means to be British."


Some of the emails are hilarious but this is one from a chap in Switzerland...

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian
beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on
the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese
TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign.

Oh and!!!!!

Only in Britain can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Britain do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the
back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.

Only in Britain do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a
DIET coke.

Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the
counters.

Only in Britain do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive
and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Britain do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have
call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to
in the first place.

Only in Britain are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION...

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the
fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations
were chocolate.
British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling
accidents.
101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled
out of the soles of their feet.
18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a
lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years
after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control
Scalextric cars.

and finally.........!

In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the
toilet.

I am proud to be British

RULE BRITANNIA!





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Message 336122 - Posted: 14 Jun 2006, 0:08:16 UTC - in response to Message 335998.  


One of the British national daily newspapers is asking readers
"What it means to be British."


Some of the emails are hilarious but this is one from a chap in Switzerland...

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian
beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on
the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese
TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign.

Oh and!!!!!

Only in Britain can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Britain do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the
back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.

Only in Britain do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a
DIET coke.

Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the
counters.

Only in Britain do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive
and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Britain do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have
call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to
in the first place.

Only in Britain are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION...

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the
fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations
were chocolate.
British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling
accidents.
101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled
out of the soles of their feet.
18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a
lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years
after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control
Scalextric cars.

and finally.........!

In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the
toilet.

I am proud to be British

RULE BRITANNIA!







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Message 336168 - Posted: 14 Jun 2006, 1:28:30 UTC
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And now a word from our sponser...

Who needs SETI when you have BudLight?!

So step up to the bar and have yourself a BudLight. Trust me.
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Message 336202 - Posted: 14 Jun 2006, 2:11:07 UTC

I will have a generic brand caffeine free diet cola...Mmmmm refreshing!

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Message 336215 - Posted: 14 Jun 2006, 2:27:22 UTC - in response to Message 336168.  

And now a word from our sponser...

Who needs SETI when you have BudLight?!

So step up to the bar and have yourself a BudLight. Trust me.


And don't forget your parachute for the way down. :-D



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Message 336218 - Posted: 14 Jun 2006, 2:30:41 UTC
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I got ripped off. I lost three hours of my UOTD reign to the weekly DB maintenance. It's really not fair. I think my UOTD tenure should be extended for another 24 hours as compensation for my pain and suffering during those three hours.

Who do I talk to about this?

Did everyone notice how much happier the board seemed while I was UOTD? I am sure the workunit productivity was up too. Feel free to start a petition to get me reinstated.
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