So, what do you have planned for the end of the world?

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Donald L. Johnson Send message Joined: 5 Aug 02 Posts: 8240 Credit: 14,654,533 RAC: 20	Message 1109863 - Posted: 26 May 2011, 4:38:48 UTC - in response to Message 1109853. Ok, fess up. How many of you were tempted to go to Goodwill, buy a bunch of cheap used clothes, and strew said articles of clothing all over the street? Hey don't pick on the Christians! They bring us free bread every Friday because they think we're poor. We call them the bread fairies. ...although admittedly last time the JWs came knocking I told them we were Satanists. An acquaintance of mine used to have a sign by his front door: NO Solicitors Over the Age of 18 Commercial, Political or Religious Offenders will be Violated! Repeat Offenders will be Persecuted! Donald Infernal Optimist / Submariner, retired ID: 1109863 ·

Donald L. Johnson Send message Joined: 5 Aug 02 Posts: 8240 Credit: 14,654,533 RAC: 20	Message 1110077 - Posted: 26 May 2011, 18:28:36 UTC - in response to Message 1109948. ...although admittedly last time the JWs came knocking I told them we were Satanists. Didn't you invite them to the your next Coven meet? Tut tut, very remiss of manners .... ;-) Somehow, I think they would find they have a previous engagement on that night ...... Once the JWs showed up at my door just as I was about to shower after a few hours of sweaty yard work. They declined my invitation to wash my back while they made their pitch.... Donald Infernal Optimist / Submariner, retired ID: 1110077 ·

Meowzebub Send message Joined: 7 May 11 Posts: 27 Credit: 1,628,786 RAC: 0	Message 1110312 - Posted: 27 May 2011, 8:29:41 UTC Last modified: 27 May 2011, 8:31:11 UTC Well poop. Here I went and quit my job, ran up my credit cards and what happens? Nothing. Oh well, at least trolling the docks and picking up sailors worked out for me. By the way, the new date is October 21, 2011. http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/ Yes, the lyrics really do matter. ID: 1110312 ·

Meowzebub Send message Joined: 7 May 11 Posts: 27 Credit: 1,628,786 RAC: 0	Message 1110315 - Posted: 27 May 2011, 8:34:54 UTC - in response to Message 1109086. Last modified: 27 May 2011, 8:39:22 UTC "Not sure if this means anything but found these in the hallway outside my neighbors apartment a little past 6:00 pm on Saturday." http://setiathome.berkeley.edu/forum_thread.php?id=64189&nowrap=true#1109086 (Sorry, I didn't click "Quote" on my reply.) I think it means you can have your neighbor's new TV. Yes, the lyrics really do matter. ID: 1110315 ·

SciManStev Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 20 Jun 99 Posts: 6652 Credit: 121,090,076 RAC: 0	Message 1110343 - Posted: 27 May 2011, 11:05:35 UTC - in response to Message 1109853. ...although admittedly last time the JWs came knocking I told them we were Satanists. I always wanted to answer the door naked holding a boa constrictor..... Steve Warning, addicted to SETI crunching! Crunching as a member of GPU Users Group. GPUUG Website ID: 1110343 ·

Julie Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18	Message 1110392 - Posted: 27 May 2011, 14:41:48 UTC Everyone still here? Oh my... rOZZ Music Pictures ID: 1110392 ·

Miep Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 23 Jul 99 Posts: 2412 Credit: 351,996 RAC: 0	Message 1110394 - Posted: 27 May 2011, 14:43:29 UTC - in response to Message 1110392. Everyone still here? Oh my... Yes amazing isn't it? Apparentely we need to keep this up till the 21st of October 2011. Carola ------- I'm multilingual - I can misunderstand people in several languages! ID: 1110394 ·

Julie Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18	Message 1110396 - Posted: 27 May 2011, 14:45:36 UTC - in response to Message 1110394. Everyone still here? Oh my... Yes amazing isn't it? Apparentely we need to keep this up till the 21st of October 2011. LOL:)) rOZZ Music Pictures ID: 1110396 ·

Es99 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0	Message 1110413 - Posted: 27 May 2011, 15:13:21 UTC - in response to Message 1110346. You should pop round to ES99's she could use your input ;-)) Why are you trying to send men clad in nowt but a boa constrictor around to my house? Why would you do that?? O.o Reality Internet Personality ID: 1110413 ·

Donald L. Johnson Send message Joined: 5 Aug 02 Posts: 8240 Credit: 14,654,533 RAC: 20	Message 1110416 - Posted: 27 May 2011, 15:16:49 UTC - in response to Message 1110413. You should pop round to ES99's she could use your input ;-)) Why are you trying to send men clad in nowt but a boa constrictor around to my house? Why would you do that?? O.o To watch the JWs flee, screaming in terror? Donald Infernal Optimist / Submariner, retired ID: 1110416 ·

perryjay Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 20 Aug 02 Posts: 3377 Credit: 20,676,751 RAC: 0	Message 1110457 - Posted: 27 May 2011, 17:58:47 UTC - in response to Message 1110435. Avert her gaze or her laughing and pointing? :-) PROUD MEMBER OF Team Starfire World BOINC ID: 1110457 ·

Donald L. Johnson Send message Joined: 5 Aug 02 Posts: 8240 Credit: 14,654,533 RAC: 20	Message 1110571 - Posted: 27 May 2011, 23:02:09 UTC - in response to Message 1110457. Avert her gaze or her laughing and pointing? :-) Depending on how Steve arranged the boa, that might not be an issue for Esme. Donald Infernal Optimist / Submariner, retired ID: 1110571 ·

SciManStev Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 20 Jun 99 Posts: 6652 Credit: 121,090,076 RAC: 0	Message 1110577 - Posted: 27 May 2011, 23:11:04 UTC Now you got me laughing up a storm! Steve Warning, addicted to SETI crunching! Crunching as a member of GPU Users Group. GPUUG Website ID: 1110577 ·

KB7RZF Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 15 Aug 99 Posts: 9549 Credit: 3,308,926 RAC: 2	Message 1110580 - Posted: 27 May 2011, 23:15:19 UTC LMAO! Wow is all I can say. You got guts Steve! ID: 1110580 ·

SciManStev Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 20 Jun 99 Posts: 6652 Credit: 121,090,076 RAC: 0	Message 1110583 - Posted: 27 May 2011, 23:21:58 UTC - in response to Message 1110580. Last modified: 27 May 2011, 23:31:50 UTC LMAO! Wow is all I can say. You got guts Steve! All I meant was I always wanted to answer the door naked with a boa constrictor when the JW's showed up for shock value. It has since taken a path of its own, and caused me to laugh my a__ off. Steve Edit: One time when they came by and asked if they could come in and discuss religion, I asked them if I could discuss physics. They left. Warning, addicted to SETI crunching! Crunching as a member of GPU Users Group. GPUUG Website ID: 1110583 ·

zoom3+1=4 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65749 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49	Message 1110587 - Posted: 27 May 2011, 23:31:55 UTC - in response to Message 1110577. Now you got me laughing up a storm! Steve Well quit laughing so hard, It's blowing hard enough here. ;) The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's ID: 1110587 ·

SciManStev Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 20 Jun 99 Posts: 6652 Credit: 121,090,076 RAC: 0	Message 1110589 - Posted: 27 May 2011, 23:33:35 UTC - in response to Message 1110587. Now you got me laughing up a storm! Steve Well quit laughing so hard, It's blowing hard enough here. ;) As long as the wind isn't going around in a tight circle. I hear that is really bad... Steve Warning, addicted to SETI crunching! Crunching as a member of GPU Users Group. GPUUG Website ID: 1110589 ·

Bill Walker Send message Joined: 4 Sep 99 Posts: 3868 Credit: 2,697,267 RAC: 0	Message 1110592 - Posted: 27 May 2011, 23:54:52 UTC - in response to Message 1110583. One time when they came by and asked if they could come in and discuss religion, I asked them if I could discuss physics. They left. Totally off topic SciMan, but you reminded me of my last day in LA after I graduated. Answered the door bell expecting my cab to the airport, but it was the JW. I was about to do my usual rude reply when I saw my cab turning on to the street, and got a diabolical idea. I invited the JW's in and asked them to explain their religion, in depth. About 2 minutes later the door bell rang again, and it was my cab to the airport. I told the JWs to come back next week, and then left the country. Forever. According to my ex-house mates they didn't give up on me for about 6 months. ID: 1110592 ·

SciManStev Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 20 Jun 99 Posts: 6652 Credit: 121,090,076 RAC: 0	Message 1110596 - Posted: 28 May 2011, 0:00:55 UTC - in response to Message 1110592. One time when they came by and asked if they could come in and discuss religion, I asked them if I could discuss physics. They left. Totally off topic SciMan, but you reminded me of my last day in LA after I graduated. Answered the door bell expecting my cab to the airport, but it was the JW. I was about to do my usual rude reply when I saw my cab turning on to the street, and got a diabolical idea. I invited the JW's in and asked them to explain their religion, in depth. About 2 minutes later the door bell rang again, and it was my cab to the airport. I told the JWs to come back next week, and then left the country. Forever. According to my ex-house mates they didn't give up on me for about 6 months. Excellent! Totally diabolical! I respect that. :D Steve Warning, addicted to SETI crunching! Crunching as a member of GPU Users Group. GPUUG Website ID: 1110596 ·

zoom3+1=4 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65749 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49	Message 1110606 - Posted: 28 May 2011, 0:47:12 UTC - in response to Message 1110596. Last modified: 28 May 2011, 0:48:51 UTC One time when they came by and asked if they could come in and discuss religion, I asked them if I could discuss physics. They left. Totally off topic SciMan, but you reminded me of my last day in LA after I graduated. Answered the door bell expecting my cab to the airport, but it was the JW. I was about to do my usual rude reply when I saw my cab turning on to the street, and got a diabolical idea. I invited the JW's in and asked them to explain their religion, in depth. About 2 minutes later the door bell rang again, and it was my cab to the airport. I told the JWs to come back next week, and then left the country. Forever. According to my ex-house mates they didn't give up on me for about 6 months. Excellent! Totally diabolical! I respect that. :D Steve I don't think they saw that coming, I agree with Steve, Excellent! Totally diabolical! Oh and My Grandpa subscribed to the Watchtower, Which I think is half of their pitch, forks or not. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's ID: 1110606 ·

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