How about having "pigs in a blanket."
That should cover them up.

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Account frozen...

You mean I wasn't supposed to eat the fig leaves?

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Took 'ya long enough! I blew my cover a week ago - Well before the "Arr, avast ye mateys!" post.

So who's up for some 98-octane 9.8GHz dose of caffeine?

And where the hell is the Keeper of the Babes??

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Ahh... Cup-O-Chino...I can see there's a lot of emailing going on

Damnit! I'm up till all hours answering e-mail... How does that damn squirrel do it?I'll pick up mine in a while - Mayhem first

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I think there must be something in the Ovaltine tonight..this has been a very odd night. I'll just check my horoscope to see if that can clear things up for me..

Even you will be shocked by the willpower and wise ideas you have about finances. Love that has been simmering in secret is put into words and you have big choices to make. A relative who is ready for a more independent life will stay close at heart. Luck links to a tall Capricorn.

Nope, no help there...

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I think there must be something in the Ovaltine tonight..this has been a very odd night. I'll just check my horoscope to see if that can clear things up for me..

Even you will be shocked by the willpower and wise ideas you have about finances. Love that has been simmering in secret is put into words and you have big choices to make. A relative who is ready for a more independent life will stay close at heart. Luck links to a tall Capricorn.

Nope, no help there...

I knew it she is in love with dogbreath.... Dayum!!!!
and her mom is moving in!!!

"Friends of Foamy"? WTF happened to the Foamy Card Cult?!OK, ok, ok...

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So... what do these "friends" do? Heavy nut-tossing competitions? Extoll punishment for non-feeding? Cause security guards' heads to explode?Will read by :15 sssip!

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Oh, well... Carb-loaded Twinkies for everyone!No mail

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We could always go sugar-free if you don't mind ingesting more carcinogens than inhaling my thrid-hand cigarI've received nothing whatsoever...It's not in my spam box or in my logs

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And where the hell is the Keeper of the Babes??

Your jig was up when you refered to me by title instead of name. I was just busy with other things. :P

Sorry, didn't mean to be discrimanatory, I said 'the Americans' because last time i ordered breakfast in America (theres a song in there) and ordered 'The Full Monty', they seemed to think i wanted the waitress to strip and serve it in the buff. (Not that i would have minded if she had :)
What i meant was, The Full Monty as named after General Montgomery, who for breakfast always used to have bacon, eggs, tomatoes, fried bread etc, the whole lot. Thus 'The Full Monty' came to mean, some of everything you've got.

Then they made a film, and the trouble started..

Wasn't saying you were. I directed that part of the post to everyone. We have to think of the newcomers and what they would think, reading something like that, not knowing that we, well most of us, have been here for quite some time and have gotten to know one another pretty well.

Where I'm from, "The Full Monty" means a completely different thing. Not so good as compared to what you say about the waitress.... (-:<

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CAPT Siran d'Vel'nahr - L L & P _\\//
Winders 11 OS? "What a piece of junk!" - L. Skywalker
"Logic is the cement of our civilization with which we ascend from chaos using reason as our guide." - T'Plana-hath

You mean I wasn't supposed to eat the fig leaves?

Hey, NA! How ya doin'? Long time no see.... (-:<

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CAPT Siran d'Vel'nahr - L L & P _\\//
Winders 11 OS? "What a piece of junk!" - L. Skywalker
"Logic is the cement of our civilization with which we ascend from chaos using reason as our guide." - T'Plana-hath

Hi All been gone for a while, Sorry the Cafe got so long!
I am feeling better but still need some surgery in the future.

Consider this edition of Rocky's Closed.

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