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Message 182518 - Posted: 26 Oct 2005, 16:12:22 UTC

Stop fantasising guys.

There is no fight here and there won't be one. There is just some amateur dramatics and bad spelling. Move along now. Nothing to see.

Mrs Anon. Midnight in the SETI carpark. Me and you are going to have ourselves a little night fight.
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Message 182523 - Posted: 26 Oct 2005, 16:55:51 UTC - in response to Message 182518.  
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Stop fantasising guys.

There is no fight here and there won't be one. There is just some amateur dramatics and bad spelling. Move along now. Nothing to see.

Mrs Anon. Midnight in the SETI carpark. Me and you are going to have ourselves a little night fight.



Ohhh Boy, Just make sure you keep the glass away from Mrs. Anon, Also She likes to throw stones......:-)
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Message 182525 - Posted: 26 Oct 2005, 17:02:35 UTC - in response to Message 182512.  

Warning:

No one should get into the middle of this unless
they want to get skinned alive.





And what would you do if someone has not any skin and is not alive at all ?
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Message 182527 - Posted: 26 Oct 2005, 17:08:51 UTC - in response to Message 182491.  

Kajun, i'm glad that you have a better vision now. But about GEAUX Tigers, i didn't meet any of them in Africa but i knew GUEUX Tigers in South Africa (GUEUX = WRETCHED in french) , and i fed a lot of them there .LOL.


Ariane, you might like viewing this Tiger.

I doubt you'll find him "wretched". :-)



Oh Kajun, Mike the Tiger is really Majestic, but most of all i adored Tiger Kids, Tiger Fun and specially the Chocolates i found on " How you can help" ....
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Message 182529 - Posted: 26 Oct 2005, 17:16:00 UTC - in response to Message 182525.  

Warning:

No one should get into the middle of this unless
they want to get skinned alive.





And what would you do if someone has not any skin and is not alive at all ?



I guess that someone would be no one.....
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Message 182532 - Posted: 26 Oct 2005, 17:23:01 UTC - in response to Message 182499.  

A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.
- -- Anonymous

Correction
"A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck." -- James Garfield


My Dear Sweet Captain

what the hell are you on about?

[Edit]Can I go back to being rude now? This doesn't feel right[/Edit]
(Ess99)

And, as my former sales boss would be perpetually saying:

"Persistance beats resistance."

It's the only thing I learned from sales, and comes in useful often.


Denis Fitzpatrick,

Thank you for your post, i read it and i found it very interesting. But don't worry about the consumption of some drugs , i think the 3 famous chemicals have been already released in my brain and i walk in the realm of death,LOL.
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Message 182537 - Posted: 26 Oct 2005, 21:50:33 UTC

OK After 4 Hours Rocky's is open!
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Message 182538 - Posted: 26 Oct 2005, 21:51:37 UTC - in response to Message 182438.  
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he never can taking something i have not.

Yoda! A disguise you are wearing. Come early Holloween has.
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Message 182539 - Posted: 26 Oct 2005, 21:53:27 UTC - in response to Message 182450.  

What if she likes the alcoholics???

Then Mr. Never has a chance.
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Message 182542 - Posted: 26 Oct 2005, 21:57:15 UTC - in response to Message 182517.  
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Warning:
No one should get into the middle of this unless they want to get skinned alive.

We need to encourage them to fight for entertainment purposes.
Kinda slow on these forums lately.

.o0(Misfit would know how much to charge for tickets)

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Message 182548 - Posted: 26 Oct 2005, 22:05:58 UTC

Right, we need to get this place cleaned up.
Clear away the broken glass, sweep up the spilt drinks.

Fuzzy and Mrs Anon, get back in here. It's not the same without the pair of you.

We need to put some money in the juke box - Misfit can you take care of that please. No Leonard Cohen please. Everyone is depressed enough.
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Message 182556 - Posted: 26 Oct 2005, 22:26:22 UTC

Just had to change into my "partying/fighting" outfit.

-Mrs. anon

PS: Changed my Stats sig too 'cause Boinc Synergy hadn't updated mine in about 4-5 days.
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Message 182566 - Posted: 26 Oct 2005, 22:44:12 UTC

Mrs Anon. You look fantastic tonight. Ready to Kick Ass.
CR. Great job on that toilet. Can you do mine later?
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Message 182573 - Posted: 26 Oct 2005, 22:52:00 UTC
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I think someone has been refering to this post...

Instructions for cleaning the toilet:



1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo.



2. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet.



3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid.



4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will produce/generate plenty of foam. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is enjoying himself.



5. After several minutes flush the toilet to start the Power-Rinse.



6. Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between the toilet and the front door.



7. Get off the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the toilet lid quickly. The cat will dry off naturally due to the high speed he will be moving from the toilet to the front door.



8. The toilet and the cat are now both clean.



With best wishes,



The Dog





And here are the photographs:



The cat:

Fuzzy on a bad, but clean hair day.

The dog:










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Message 182579 - Posted: 26 Oct 2005, 23:03:09 UTC - in response to Message 182578.  

I think someone has been refering to this post...


I followed the instructions, problem is trying to get the cat back for a second
toilet cleaning...


Just use another cat. I've got 2 you can borrow.
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Message 182590 - Posted: 26 Oct 2005, 23:14:10 UTC - in response to Message 182585.  


Just use another cat. I've got 2 you can borrow.


HA HA HA!!! You conveniently changed your avatar from a cat to a woman just
as I was going to suggest using you.
Read my mind didn't ya? :)


You're not the 1st person to say that to me tonight. Spooky. I'll tell you what I said to him.

You do know I'm a witch don't you?

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Message 182620 - Posted: 27 Oct 2005, 0:06:58 UTC - in response to Message 182548.  

Right, we need to get this place cleaned up.
Clear away the broken glass, sweep up the spilt drinks.

Fuzzy and Mrs Anon, get back in here. It's not the same without the pair of you.

We need to put some money in the juke box - Misfit can you take care of that please. No Leonard Cohen please. Everyone is depressed enough.


It's a good thing the Juke Box is free Misfit still has his first Penny....
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Message 182651 - Posted: 27 Oct 2005, 1:08:34 UTC - in response to Message 182556.  

Just had to change into my "partying/fighting" outfit.

-Mrs. anon

PS: Changed my Stats sig too 'cause Boinc Synergy hadn't updated mine in about 4-5 days.

Have you logged in lately? You need to login every 30 days for it to stay current.... >:-) (-:<

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Message 182653 - Posted: 27 Oct 2005, 1:11:18 UTC - in response to Message 182559.  

I'll sweep and put the cat in the toilet along with some conditioning shampoo!
No thanks needed, just doing my part. :)

[Edit] Whoever is doing the negative rating in this thread, please stop it!
There is no reason to rate positive or negative in here.

Drive by minusers.... >:-| |-:<

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Message 182696 - Posted: 27 Oct 2005, 2:28:53 UTC - in response to Message 182620.  

Right, we need to get this place cleaned up.
Clear away the broken glass, sweep up the spilt drinks.
Fuzzy and Mrs Anon, get back in here. It's not the same without the pair of you.
We need to put some money in the juke box - Misfit can you take care of that please. No Leonard Cohen please. Everyone is depressed enough.

It's a good thing the Juke Box is free Misfit still has his first Penny....

Usually I drop the pennies from the Cafe rooftop onto unsuspecting newbies.
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