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Nick  Send message Joined: 11 Oct 11 Posts: 4344 Credit: 3,313,107 RAC: 0 
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beans, beans, big as submarines ... Carrots, carrots, as big as Army barracks... The Kite Fliers -------------------- Kite fliers: An imaginary club of solo members, those who don't yet belong to a formal team so "fly their own kites" - as the saying goes. ID: 1211376 ·  |
 The Simonator  Send message Joined: 18 Nov 04 Posts: 5700 Credit: 3,855,702 RAC: 50
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The lyrics we used to sing (indeed still do, depending on drink) for Quartermaster would contravene most of the posting rules. Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge. 
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Bill Walker  Send message Joined: 4 Sep 99 Posts: 3868 Credit: 2,697,267 RAC: 0 
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The lyrics we used to sing (indeed still do, depending on drink) for Quartermaster would contravene most of the posting rules. Yes, we had some of those for when the Scoutmasters weren't around. Being a Forces brat, and having spent all most of my Scouting time on base, we also had a pretty nasty version of "North Atlantic Squadron" in our repertoire. Only the first three lines are suitable for family consumption: Away away with fife and drum Here we come we're full of rum  
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celttooth  Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0
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Away away with fife and drum Here we come we're full of rum Lookin’ for women To peddle their bums In the North Atlantic Squadron. The Cabin boy the cabin boy The dirty little nipper He stuck some glass Up ..... I think I forgot the rest.   
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Ex: "Socialist"  Send message Joined: 12 Mar 12 Posts: 3433 Credit: 2,616,158 RAC: 2 
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lol. Canadians. :-) -Dave ID: 1211602 · |
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celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0
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Darn right too.
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kittyman     Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51469 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004
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Base 8 is just like base 10, really.......if you're missing 2 fingers. "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster 
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celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0
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Base eight means you can read music! Base five means you can read and play celtic music! In Dublin's fair city.....
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Bill Walker Send message Joined: 4 Sep 99 Posts: 3868 Credit: 2,697,267 RAC: 0
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Hooray for new math, New-hoo-hoo-math, It won't do you a bit of good to review math. It's so simple, So very simple, That only a child can do it!
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celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0
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We always got live shell fish, My Mother would say “If the fish is dead Then you get rid.†We lived in Nova Scotia where it is always close to a sea coast. As kids we would run stomping our feet on the sand to make the clams spurt out A bit of water, that would make a small crater that allowed us to know where to dig: After we got a bucket full, one of my older brothers would build a fire to boil up the shell fish for a nice feed.
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kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51469 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004
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My daddy was a pistol.....now I'm a son of a gun. "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster
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LadyL  Send message Joined: 14 Sep 11 Posts: 1679 Credit: 5,230,097 RAC: 0 |
I'm probably missing somthing on those remarks... ready? shoot. aim. I'm not the Pope. I don't speak Ex Cathedra! ID: 1211880 · |
Dr. C.E.T.I.  Send message Joined: 29 Feb 00 Posts: 16019 Credit: 794,685 RAC: 0
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I'm probably missing somthing on those remarks... might try the safety first - aim, and then fire young lady ;)))  BOINC Wiki . . .Science Status Page . . . ID: 1211910 · |
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LadyL Send message Joined: 14 Sep 11 Posts: 1679 Credit: 5,230,097 RAC: 0 |
I'm probably missing somthing on those remarks... believe me, you don't want me to aim first. I might hit the target. YOUNG? well ok, since I was asked for ID when I bought my last lottery ticket, maybe I still look young. I'm not the Pope. I don't speak Ex Cathedra! ID: 1212000 · |
skildude  Send message Joined: 4 Oct 00 Posts: 9541 Credit: 50,759,529 RAC: 60 
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I don't know why women worry about aim they should be worried about the lack of flush in their toilets  In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face. Diogenes Of Sinope ID: 1212035 · |
Carlos  Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 29989 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157
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Why do trains always have a room set aside for WC? That comedian did years ago. ID: 1212370 · |
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The Simonator Send message Joined: 18 Nov 04 Posts: 5700 Credit: 3,855,702 RAC: 50
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I hate rolling news. There's never enough stuff happening to justify having a 24-hour news channel. So they end up filling it with presenters talking about nothing at great length. A handy skill for a radio DJ, less useful from a news reporter. Sky News are the worst offenders for this. When you're forced to keep saying "you're looking at footage that was recorded earlier", then you have run out of news! Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge.
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kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51469 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004
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Why do trains always have a room set aside for WC? That comedian did years ago. The phrase "please refrain' was coined so passengers did not crap on the tracks when the train pulled into the station. And just so ya know where I am coming from.....Arlo..... "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster
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Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0
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Jack Link's spicy hot beef stick..... come on ice cream!! ID: 1212413 · |
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celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0
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