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Message 52189 - Posted: 8 Dec 2004, 6:56:49 UTC - in response to Message 52173.  
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Message 52323 - Posted: 9 Dec 2004, 2:19:29 UTC


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Message 52339 - Posted: 9 Dec 2004, 3:01:40 UTC
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Guido finally trying out his ride!

been wanting to send this for a while!

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Message 52359 - Posted: 9 Dec 2004, 3:45:51 UTC - in response to Message 52355.  

> Is that you taking a wiz on his wheel?
> LMAO!!!!
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He should of peed on his boots.
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Message 52363 - Posted: 9 Dec 2004, 3:58:45 UTC - in response to Message 52359.  

> > Is that you taking a wiz on his wheel?
> > LMAO!!!!
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> He should of peed on his boots.
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"I didn't want to get caught" !!
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Message 52367 - Posted: 9 Dec 2004, 4:15:31 UTC

So, how about that Dodge Durango? VIDEO
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Message 52699 - Posted: 10 Dec 2004, 23:55:16 UTC

Australian Jingle Bells


Dashing through the bush,
in a rusty Holden Ute,
Kicking up the dust,
esky in the boot,
Kelpie by my side,
singing Christmas songs,
It's Summer time and I am in
my singlet, shorts and thongs

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut !,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

Engine's getting hot;
we dodge the kangaroos,
The swaggie climbs aboard,
he is welcome too.
All the family's there,
sitting by the pool,
Christmas Day the Aussie way,
by the barbecue.

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

Come the afternoon,
Grandpa has a doze,
The kids and Uncle Bruce,
are swimming in their clothes.
The time comes 'round to go,
we take the family snap,
Pack the car and all shoot through,
before the washing up.

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute


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Message 53085 - Posted: 12 Dec 2004, 7:46:15 UTC
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Message 53114 - Posted: 12 Dec 2004, 9:54:38 UTC

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......In Space No One Can Hear You Scream......



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Message 53135 - Posted: 12 Dec 2004, 12:21:18 UTC
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No, but you can play with his boy toy when he's finished. Not that the victim of his amour wouldn't be totally shagged out. And don't forget to make the sign of the cross to ward off evil spirits. Speaking of whoremongers, I wonder where his father is, surely not in heaven.
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Message 53256 - Posted: 12 Dec 2004, 22:06:12 UTC - in response to Message 53129.  

So...I won't be getting a Christmas card then? :o(
How about eight Januca cards? Or 30 Ramadan cards?
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Message 53265 - Posted: 12 Dec 2004, 22:49:53 UTC - in response to Message 53085.  

> http://community.webshots.com/user/ut2004
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Message 59097 - Posted: 1 Jan 2005, 21:37:33 UTC - in response to Message 59094.  

> If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no
> woman around to hear him - Is he still wrong?
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depends on which president the man is,

Clinton : I did not have sexual relations with that tree.

Bush : There are weapons of mass destruction in this forest.
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Message 59100 - Posted: 1 Jan 2005, 21:47:10 UTC

If a mime is walking through the forest and a tree falls on him, does he make a sound?
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Message 59101 - Posted: 1 Jan 2005, 21:47:49 UTC

> If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no
> woman around to hear him - Is he still wrong?

My wife said YES

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Message 59118 - Posted: 1 Jan 2005, 23:21:19 UTC - in response to Message 59116.  

> Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dogs face he gets mad at you but
> when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window.
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Ha ha ha Rolflmao! Ain't that the truth!
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Message 59126 - Posted: 1 Jan 2005, 23:37:19 UTC - in response to Message 59122.  

> If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
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Keith, Being almost deaf I feel a little funny
about this one.
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Message 59131 - Posted: 1 Jan 2005, 23:50:06 UTC - in response to Message 59126.  

Then thank goodness you're not a mime. ;)
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