So, what do you have planned for the end of the world?

Message boards : Cafe SETI : So, what do you have planned for the end of the world?
Message board moderation

To post messages, you must log in.

Previous · 1 . . . 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · Next

AuthorMessage
Profile Julie
Volunteer moderator
Volunteer tester
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 28 Oct 09
Posts: 34069
Credit: 18,883,157
RAC: 18
Belgium
Message 1109324 - Posted: 24 May 2011, 11:05:09 UTC - in response to Message 1109281.  
Last modified: 24 May 2011, 11:06:03 UTC

NEWS FLASH!

The Prophet found a math error in his calculations.
The REAL End of the World is October 21!

Read all about it here.


OMG! There he goes again. Oeh now I'm scared!!
Music
Pictures
ID: 1109324 · Report as offensive
Profile Miep
Volunteer moderator
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 23 Jul 99
Posts: 2412
Credit: 351,996
RAC: 0
Message 1109331 - Posted: 24 May 2011, 12:12:04 UTC

Good point. Maybe we should make sad and gullible people throw money here instead?

Alien invasion scare? We're the ones who will be able to talk to them? Hmmmmm....
Carola
-------
I'm multilingual - I can misunderstand people in several languages!
ID: 1109331 · Report as offensive
Profile Julie
Volunteer moderator
Volunteer tester
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 28 Oct 09
Posts: 34069
Credit: 18,883,157
RAC: 18
Belgium
Message 1109334 - Posted: 24 May 2011, 12:22:45 UTC

Very good point Carola. At least we have the science that is proven effective.
Music
Pictures
ID: 1109334 · Report as offensive
nemesis
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 12 Oct 99
Posts: 1408
Credit: 35,074,350
RAC: 0
Message 1109375 - Posted: 24 May 2011, 14:58:26 UTC

oh great...
my mother will be so pissed!
her birthday is october 23..
i can hear her now,
"give me my present early!
and i don't want pajamas or
sweaters or scarves. you've given
me that crap for the last 40 years..
how about a big screen tv?"
ID: 1109375 · Report as offensive
Profile Donald L. Johnson
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 5 Aug 02
Posts: 8240
Credit: 14,654,533
RAC: 20
United States
Message 1109386 - Posted: 24 May 2011, 15:43:11 UTC - in response to Message 1109375.  

oh great...
my mother will be so pissed!
her birthday is october 23..
i can hear her now,
"give me my present early!
and i don't want pajamas or
sweaters or scarves. you've given
me that crap for the last 40 years..
how about a big screen tv?"

So she can watch the End Of The World in life-size, living color, eh?
Donald
Infernal Optimist / Submariner, retired
ID: 1109386 · Report as offensive
nemesis
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 12 Oct 99
Posts: 1408
Credit: 35,074,350
RAC: 0
Message 1109423 - Posted: 24 May 2011, 21:45:40 UTC - in response to Message 1109386.  

oh great...
my mother will be so pissed!
her birthday is october 23..
i can hear her now,
"give me my present early!
and i don't want pajamas or
sweaters or scarves. you've given
me that crap for the last 40 years..
how about a big screen tv?"

So she can watch the End Of The World in life-size, living color, eh?


yes, with the volume exceedingly high.
ID: 1109423 · Report as offensive
OzzFan Crowdfunding Project Donor*Special Project $75 donorSpecial Project $250 donor
Volunteer tester
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 9 Apr 02
Posts: 15691
Credit: 84,761,841
RAC: 28
United States
Message 1109447 - Posted: 24 May 2011, 23:26:25 UTC - in response to Message 1109423.  

oh great...
my mother will be so pissed!
her birthday is october 23..
i can hear her now,
"give me my present early!
and i don't want pajamas or
sweaters or scarves. you've given
me that crap for the last 40 years..
how about a big screen tv?"

So she can watch the End Of The World in life-size, living color, eh?


yes, with the volume exceedingly high.


What other way is there to watch TV? When I watch, so do my neighbors! :-D
ID: 1109447 · Report as offensive
John McLeod VII
Volunteer developer
Volunteer tester
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 15 Jul 99
Posts: 24806
Credit: 790,712
RAC: 0
United States
Message 1109529 - Posted: 25 May 2011, 4:42:52 UTC - in response to Message 1109072.  

According to Harold Camping from Oakland I have a half an hour left (local time)
I'd say see what comes and seeing is believing...

The guy is what's known as a false prophet.


Yep, my guess too.

I'm gonna put on clean underwear just in case.

I was under the impression that if you were drawn up in the rapture, you left worldly things like clothes behind...

Who said we were wearing clothes?

Then why worry about whether your undies are clean?


BOINC WIKI
ID: 1109529 · Report as offensive
Profile Julie
Volunteer moderator
Volunteer tester
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 28 Oct 09
Posts: 34069
Credit: 18,883,157
RAC: 18
Belgium
Message 1109538 - Posted: 25 May 2011, 5:19:42 UTC - in response to Message 1109529.  

According to Harold Camping from Oakland I have a half an hour left (local time)
I'd say see what comes and seeing is believing...

The guy is what's known as a false prophet.


Yep, my guess too.

I'm gonna put on clean underwear just in case.

I was under the impression that if you were drawn up in the rapture, you left worldly things like clothes behind...

Who said we were wearing clothes?

Then why worry about whether your undies are clean?


You have a point there John.
Music
Pictures
ID: 1109538 · Report as offensive
Scarecrow

Send message
Joined: 15 Jul 00
Posts: 4520
Credit: 486,601
RAC: 0
United States
Message 1109545 - Posted: 25 May 2011, 5:42:14 UTC

Then why worry about whether your undies are clean?

If the Pearly Gates has a "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service" sign, I'm going to be mad at John.
ID: 1109545 · Report as offensive
Profile klc53*
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 14 Nov 07
Posts: 3052
Credit: 7,320,707
RAC: 0
Message 1109721 - Posted: 25 May 2011, 19:23:52 UTC - in response to Message 1109529.  
Last modified: 25 May 2011, 19:39:36 UTC

Then why worry about whether your undies are clean?

Wearing clean undies may be a moot point.
If & when the world does end, you'd probably soil them anyhow.
Don't ya think?
...
BETTER THE WORLD ~ PAY IT FORWARD
...
ID: 1109721 · Report as offensive
Profile uwe Project Donor
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 31 Aug 99
Posts: 124
Credit: 177,257
RAC: 0
Germany
Message 1109763 - Posted: 25 May 2011, 22:05:16 UTC

Some of us obviously ascended into heaven. Others not.
ID: 1109763 · Report as offensive
Scarecrow

Send message
Joined: 15 Jul 00
Posts: 4520
Credit: 486,601
RAC: 0
United States
Message 1109765 - Posted: 25 May 2011, 22:21:06 UTC

And the rapture of some lifeforms proved problematic for others.....
ID: 1109765 · Report as offensive
Profile Es99
Volunteer tester
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 23 Aug 05
Posts: 10874
Credit: 350,402
RAC: 0
Canada
Message 1109853 - Posted: 26 May 2011, 4:06:39 UTC - in response to Message 1109158.  

Ok, fess up. How many of you were tempted to go to Goodwill, buy a bunch of cheap used clothes, and strew said articles of clothing all over the street?

Hey don't pick on the Christians! They bring us free bread every Friday because they think we're poor. We call them the bread fairies.


...although admittedly last time the JWs came knocking I told them we were Satanists.
Reality Internet Personality
ID: 1109853 · Report as offensive
Profile Donald L. Johnson
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 5 Aug 02
Posts: 8240
Credit: 14,654,533
RAC: 20
United States
Message 1109863 - Posted: 26 May 2011, 4:38:48 UTC - in response to Message 1109853.  

Ok, fess up. How many of you were tempted to go to Goodwill, buy a bunch of cheap used clothes, and strew said articles of clothing all over the street?

Hey don't pick on the Christians! They bring us free bread every Friday because they think we're poor. We call them the bread fairies.


...although admittedly last time the JWs came knocking I told them we were Satanists.

An acquaintance of mine used to have a sign by his front door:

NO Solicitors Over the Age of 18
Commercial, Political or Religious
Offenders will be Violated!
Repeat Offenders will be Persecuted!
Donald
Infernal Optimist / Submariner, retired
ID: 1109863 · Report as offensive
Profile Donald L. Johnson
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 5 Aug 02
Posts: 8240
Credit: 14,654,533
RAC: 20
United States
Message 1110077 - Posted: 26 May 2011, 18:28:36 UTC - in response to Message 1109948.  

...although admittedly last time the JWs came knocking I told them we were Satanists.


Didn't you invite them to the your next Coven meet? Tut tut, very remiss of manners .... ;-)

Somehow, I think they would find they have a previous engagement on that night ......

Once the JWs showed up at my door just as I was about to shower after a few hours of sweaty yard work.
They declined my invitation to wash my back while they made their pitch....
Donald
Infernal Optimist / Submariner, retired
ID: 1110077 · Report as offensive
Profile Meowzebub

Send message
Joined: 7 May 11
Posts: 27
Credit: 1,628,786
RAC: 0
United States
Message 1110312 - Posted: 27 May 2011, 8:29:41 UTC
Last modified: 27 May 2011, 8:31:11 UTC

Well poop. Here I went and quit my job, ran up my credit cards and what happens? Nothing.

Oh well, at least trolling the docks and picking up sailors worked out for me.

By the way, the new date is October 21, 2011.

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/
Yes, the lyrics really do matter.
ID: 1110312 · Report as offensive
Profile Meowzebub

Send message
Joined: 7 May 11
Posts: 27
Credit: 1,628,786
RAC: 0
United States
Message 1110315 - Posted: 27 May 2011, 8:34:54 UTC - in response to Message 1109086.  
Last modified: 27 May 2011, 8:39:22 UTC

"Not sure if this means anything but found these in the hallway outside my neighbors apartment a little past 6:00 pm on Saturday."

http://setiathome.berkeley.edu/forum_thread.php?id=64189&nowrap=true#1109086
(Sorry, I didn't click "Quote" on my reply.)

I think it means you can have your neighbor's new TV.
Yes, the lyrics really do matter.
ID: 1110315 · Report as offensive
Profile SciManStev Crowdfunding Project Donor*Special Project $75 donorSpecial Project $250 donor
Volunteer tester
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 20 Jun 99
Posts: 6662
Credit: 121,090,076
RAC: 0
United States
Message 1110343 - Posted: 27 May 2011, 11:05:35 UTC - in response to Message 1109853.  


...although admittedly last time the JWs came knocking I told them we were Satanists.

I always wanted to answer the door naked holding a boa constrictor.....

Steve
Warning, addicted to SETI crunching!
Crunching as a member of GPU Users Group.
GPUUG Website
ID: 1110343 · Report as offensive
Profile Julie
Volunteer moderator
Volunteer tester
Avatar

Send message
Joined: 28 Oct 09
Posts: 34069
Credit: 18,883,157
RAC: 18
Belgium
Message 1110392 - Posted: 27 May 2011, 14:41:48 UTC

Everyone still here? Oh my...
Music
Pictures
ID: 1110392 · Report as offensive
Previous · 1 . . . 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · Next

Message boards : Cafe SETI : So, what do you have planned for the end of the world?


 
©2025 University of California
 
SETI@home and Astropulse are funded by grants from the National Science Foundation, NASA, and donations from SETI@home volunteers. AstroPulse is funded in part by the NSF through grant AST-0307956.