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Message 590807 - Posted: 23 Jun 2007, 0:41:33 UTC - in response to Message 590801.  



My psychologist told me I had earlier problems too...

Funny but she's the one wearing the straight jacket now...

Oh me..

and u say i is middle class? cor. if only i could afford a psycholomethingymebob let alone say it. i only got a dead dog to talk to......


The state provided that psychologist.

They said I was not worth a real one so provided her dead already in a straight jacket.

Are you telling me you had a dead dog you spoke to?

My dad found a dead dog once and all of me neighbours mugged him.

I could smell curried dog for a month.

Mt father said it was the way of the world but after 30 days of boiled toilet paper soup I just blamed the government.

If you think you have it bad you need to wait until your mother sells her toe nails for a thimble of water.

You never had it so good.



fairshout. i cant compete. you win. i cant see the screen to type what i want to say because of the tears in my eyes. you brought back so many memories of a forgotten childhood and i have to ask..... are you my dad?



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Message 590810 - Posted: 23 Jun 2007, 0:45:34 UTC - in response to Message 590807.  

SNIPs.....
fairshout. i cant compete. you win. i cant see the screen to type what i want to say because of the tears in my eyes. you brought back so many memories of a forgotten childhood and i have to ask..... are you my dad?


Son.. I am beyond words...

Don't tell me you are a Brummy?


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Message 590816 - Posted: 23 Jun 2007, 0:51:19 UTC - in response to Message 590810.  

[quote]SNIPs.....
fairshout. i cant compete. you win. i cant see the screen to type what i want to say because of the tears in my eyes. you brought back so many memories of a forgotten childhood and i have to ask..... are you my dad?


Son.. I am beyond words...

Don't tell me you are a Brummy?


zummerzet- where you left me 20 years ago, saying you was only getting a paper.... i still need that paper. the lid of my shoe box has blown away. how could you do that to me? oh. another seagull with a chip. be back in a mo



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Message 590825 - Posted: 23 Jun 2007, 1:06:59 UTC - in response to Message 590816.  
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SNIPs.....

Son.. I am beyond words...

Don't tell me you are a Brummy?


zummerzet- where you left me 20 years ago, saying you was only getting a paper.... i still need that paper. the lid of my shoe box has blown away. how could you do that to me? oh. another seagull with a chip. be back in a mo


That explains it. I never thought that that sheepess with the big loving eyes would ever get pregnant... Your mom was so beautiful in the twilight.

When I left for the Shanghai Times paper I didn't realise it would take me 20 years to reach the local newsagents.

Anyway don't worry I saved you some bubblewrap from my latest eBay sales.

Did you ever get married son?

I was such a poor father :(



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Message 590832 - Posted: 23 Jun 2007, 1:20:14 UTC

MJ's latest endeavor . . .


BOINC Wiki . . .

Science Status Page . . .
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Message 590834 - Posted: 23 Jun 2007, 1:23:13 UTC - in response to Message 590832.  

MJ's latest endeavor . . .


It could be an improvement. Definitely couldn't hurt.
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Message 590836 - Posted: 23 Jun 2007, 1:25:28 UTC - in response to Message 590834.  

MJ's latest endeavor . . .


It could be an improvement. Definitely couldn't hurt.


WAIT 'TILL YA SEE 'IS SISTER . . . she's NOW a boy ;OOO

BOINC Wiki . . .

Science Status Page . . .
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Message 590859 - Posted: 23 Jun 2007, 2:13:39 UTC - in response to Message 590832.  

MJ's latest endeavor . . .



If we drank 5 bottles of vodka and ate a whole field of poppies this might make sense..

Don't tell me that MJ has now grown long black glossy hair..

That's just rude :(






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Message 590863 - Posted: 23 Jun 2007, 2:17:16 UTC - in response to Message 590859.  
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MJ's latest endeavor . . .



If we drank 5 bottles of vodka and ate a whole field of poppies this might make sense..

Better throw in about 10 of these.....

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Message 590869 - Posted: 23 Jun 2007, 2:26:21 UTC
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Does anyone want to see any porn?

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Message 590875 - Posted: 23 Jun 2007, 2:32:41 UTC - in response to Message 590869.  
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Does anyone want to see any porn?
SNIPED HORRID INSECT PICTURE


I would rather watch MJ shave his toes :o(

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Message 590943 - Posted: 23 Jun 2007, 5:09:47 UTC - in response to Message 590593.  

discuss anything from French fries to slivey toves.


...but first, make sure you have your flashlight, lamp, and matches, else you may find yourself face to face with a grue that has slavering fangs...



Heyyyyyy....I keep him chained up dammit....I promise he won't bite you.
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Message 591045 - Posted: 23 Jun 2007, 11:07:26 UTC - in response to Message 590572.  

This thread should be dedicated to off topic topics.


Yes, but then off-topic would be on-topic, thus leading to a tear in the fabric of space-time...

But then that would be deemed off-topic, thus we would be directed back here.


I sense a Mobius loop developing:
quick, pass me the espadrilles...


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Message 591051 - Posted: 23 Jun 2007, 11:17:50 UTC


Oh darn.. are we still off thread?

I was hoping to go out shoping...



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Message 591054 - Posted: 23 Jun 2007, 11:23:14 UTC - in response to Message 590760.  



just as well we turned around

@krys - Allow me: You were good except you needed to click the picture once more.


That looks like a model of a model of a slot racing track?

Clearly this person is upper crusty
It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues



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Message 591073 - Posted: 23 Jun 2007, 12:27:05 UTC

I like pizza...and pumpkin pie...i really do!

PROUD TO BE TFFE!
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Message 591158 - Posted: 23 Jun 2007, 15:34:30 UTC - in response to Message 591073.  

I like pizza...and pumpkin pie...i really do!

Now that folks it off-topic!
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Message 591160 - Posted: 23 Jun 2007, 15:35:35 UTC

WEll done, Dan!!! lol
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Message 591204 - Posted: 23 Jun 2007, 16:32:41 UTC

cant beleive this thread still going. oh well. just saying hello to all shoebox makers out there. how about using plastic?



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Message 591210 - Posted: 23 Jun 2007, 16:40:29 UTC

Why do I need to wear plastic ... papiermache is great, and the clothes change when it rains heavily.
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