Winning on my way to see the Doc.

There's a giant syringe with your name on it.

...you rang?

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Winning on my way to see the Doc.

There's a giant syringe with your name on it.

...you rang?

And the syringe has been in a dogs mouth.

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PROUD TO BE TFFE!

Winning on my way to see the Doc.

There's a giant syringe with your name on it.

...you rang?

And the syringe has been in a dogs mouth.

And its steril too.

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...in two words...get CABLE. 10Mbs woowoo

Nice having fibre, if it is available. In the UK cable is only available where there is a concentration of people - cities, towns, market towns. I do not like living where everyone is in each others pockets, always looking at their neighbours and there is no place to go and be quiet.

The down side of this rural village idle is poor service for high speed comms!

I prefer the slower speeds and the rural quality of life.

Now winning without the help of a rabid Chow holding a hypodermic syringe!

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My win.

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With each crime and every kindness we birth our future.

Now mine!

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No syringes, just antibiotic pills and extra strength decongestive.

John, us cable guys get the slow down blues too. It slows us down to your speed ;-p

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Winning before a dinner break!

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Winning while trying to loose weight, but succumbing to beef paste sandwiches and whiskey

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Winning while trying to loose weight, but succumbing to beef paste sandwiches and whiskey

Not a good combination John!!!

Essex, who the hell thought I lived in Essex? Thats for dumb blondes and dodgy car salesmen.

Sarf Lunnon mate, an proud of it!!!

What was up with the Internet today???? Couldn't get sweet FA outside the UK for hours.

I hereby prophesy that the WWW as we know it today will slow down by 50% over the next 5 years by sheer overuse. Want to take any bets???

Na Luton Boy ... does the airport keep you awake at night? Blame low cost operators, especially ones in orange!

BB speed seems OK now!

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Winning while trying to loose weight, but succumbing to beef paste sandwiches and whiskey

What's your brand tonight John? I have a bottle of Usquaebach winking at me from it's perch on the bar. The Dr. said one drink was acceptable. He then clarified, "TWO OUNCES!!"

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i ask this quite sincerely . . .

Winning while trying to loose weight, but succumbing to beef paste sandwiches and whiskey

What's your brand tonight John? I have a bottle of Usquaebach winking at me from it's perch on the bar. The Dr. said one drink was acceptable. He then clarified, "TWO OUNCES!!"

Fluid?

Yeah, I'm not big on powdered Scotch.

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Winning while trying to loose weight, but succumbing to beef paste sandwiches and whiskey

What's your brand tonight John? I have a bottle of Usquaebach winking at me from it's perch on the bar. The Dr. said one drink was acceptable. He then clarified, "TWO OUNCES!!"

Fluid?

Yeah, I'm not big on powdered Scotch.

What's a fluid ounce?

I use depth ... fingers of ... generally at least 3 fingers deep in the glass! (drunken sot!)

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Q. not busy? want to assist in answering a Question here - it would be appreciated

i ask this quite sincerely . . .

I have posted an opinion, nobody!

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What's a fluid ounce?

I use depth ... fingers of ... generally at least 3 fingers deep in the glass! (drunken sot!)

1. First or second knuckle?[/quote]

I hold my fingers out parallel to the top of the whiskey, then measure how many finger thicknesses I need to reach the bottom of the glass!

2. You can't spell!!!!!

I can't spell

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Winning while trying to loose weight, but succumbing to beef paste sandwiches and whiskey

What's your brand tonight John? I have a bottle of Usquaebach winking at me from it's perch on the bar. The Dr. said one drink was acceptable. He then clarified, "TWO OUNCES!!"

Fluid?

Yeah, I'm not big on powdered Scotch.

What's a fluid ounce?

I use depth ... fingers of ... generally at least 3 fingers deep in the glass! (drunken sot!)

Bottom Line : 1 Ounce
Middle Line : 2 Ounces
Top Line : 2 1/4 Ounces

Or, if you prefer, the Linux Version

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I hold my fingers out parallel to the top of the whiskey, then measure how many finger thicknesses I need to reach the bottom of the glass!

Good job you don't run a pub. The governments Weights & Measures Inpectors would have a field day at your measures!

True! True! But, at least, the measure is generous?

Those jobs Worth's butt f^^* everyone in the sector!

A question for you Chris!

What's an Inpector?

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Winning
Wow last night was bad for the boards, couldn't post, nothing.
All other internet was good. all my surfing to all major countries was fine.

Hope your feeling Better Pawly.

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