For the most current events that are not broadcasted via tv and radio

COAST TO COAST AM IS A MUST

Not a lot of help to us in the UK mate!

Try from here: CFUN. It's a station in Vancouver, BC, Canada and didn't ask me to register or anything.

Coast to Coast AM is on M-Sat 10:00pm Pacific time (Berkeley time) and Sundays at 11:00pm Pacific time. Saturday also has an early show, which is on right now.

Whoa!!! Did you actualy find a station that webcasts internatinally???

I searched till my fingers were sore and could never find one.

It worked!!! OMG!! It worked!! I can finally listen to the legendary Coast to Coast!!

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It seems this place just hasn't been the same without me here to proffer my logic and so forth. :-)

If only you were capable of actually doing so.

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For the most current events that are not broadcasted via tv and radio

COAST TO COAST AM IS A MUST

Not a lot of help to us in the UK mate!

Try from here: CFUN. It's a station in Vancouver, BC, Canada and didn't ask me to register or anything.

Coast to Coast AM is on M-Sat 10:00pm Pacific time (Berkeley time) and Sundays at 11:00pm Pacific time. Saturday also has an early show, which is on right now.

Whoa!!! Did you actualy find a station that webcasts internatinally???

I searched till my fingers were sore and could never find one.

It worked!!! OMG!! It worked!! I can finally listen to the legendary Coast to Coast!!

Yea!!! I figured since Canada isn't interested in upholding US broadcast copyrights....

For the most current events that are not broadcasted via tv and radio

COAST TO COAST AM IS A MUST

Not a lot of help to us in the UK mate!

Try from here: CFUN. It's a station in Vancouver, BC, Canada and didn't ask me to register or anything.

Coast to Coast AM is on M-Sat 10:00pm Pacific time (Berkeley time) and Sundays at 11:00pm Pacific time. Saturday also has an early show, which is on right now.

Whoa!!! Did you actualy find a station that webcasts internatinally???

I searched till my fingers were sore and could never find one.

It worked!!! OMG!! It worked!! I can finally listen to the legendary Coast to Coast!!

Yea!!! I figured since Canada isn't interested in upholding US broadcast copyrights....

*hugs*

Blame Canada!

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For the most current events that are not broadcasted via tv and radio

COAST TO COAST AM IS A MUST

Not a lot of help to us in the UK mate!

Try from here: CFUN. It's a station in Vancouver, BC, Canada and didn't ask me to register or anything.

Coast to Coast AM is on M-Sat 10:00pm Pacific time (Berkeley time) and Sundays at 11:00pm Pacific time. Saturday also has an early show, which is on right now.

Whoa!!! Did you actualy find a station that webcasts internatinally???

I searched till my fingers were sore and could never find one.

It worked!!! OMG!! It worked!! I can finally listen to the legendary Coast to Coast!!

Now, Esme....remember that Coast to Coast is the show for a lot of people with VERY far out ideas. Some of the things on that show are just plain ludicrous. At the same time, there are quite a few shows where they do put forth some pretty interesting information.

The Open Lines shows are pretty doggone entertaining too...lol ALL the crackpots come out of the woodwork then....lmao

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It seems this place just hasn't been the same without me here to proffer my logic and so forth. :-)

If only you were capable of actually doing so.

Dude. Stop.

For the most current events that are not broadcasted via tv and radio

COAST TO COAST AM IS A MUST

Not a lot of help to us in the UK mate!

Try from here: CFUN. It's a station in Vancouver, BC, Canada and didn't ask me to register or anything.

Coast to Coast AM is on M-Sat 10:00pm Pacific time (Berkeley time) and Sundays at 11:00pm Pacific time. Saturday also has an early show, which is on right now.

Whoa!!! Did you actualy find a station that webcasts internatinally???

I searched till my fingers were sore and could never find one.

It worked!!! OMG!! It worked!! I can finally listen to the legendary Coast to Coast!!

Yea!!! I figured since Canada isn't interested in upholding US broadcast copyrights....

*hugs*

Blame Canada!

*AHEM* THANK CANADA. For standing up for itself.

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Blame Canada!

*AHEM* THANK CANADA. For standing up for itself.

Thank us for letting you be Canada! If you're not nice we'll turn you all over to those Frenchies.

Hahahah! I don't know what's funnier England invading or France metting out punishment!! Both countries would belong to Germany if it wasn't for the States and Canada.

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Blame Canada!

*AHEM* THANK CANADA. For standing up for itself.

Thank us for letting you be Canada! If you're not nice we'll turn you all over to those Frenchies.

Hahahah! I don't know what's funnier England invading or France metting out punishment!! Both countries would belong to Germany if it wasn't for the States and Canada.

Just leave it to the good old US of A. We'll take care of them. We could use a few more states. But we don't want Quebec, we'll just build a wall around it then build that Mexico to Montreal Bridge we've designed.

Blame Canada!

*AHEM* THANK CANADA. For standing up for itself.

Thank us for letting you be Canada! If you're not nice we'll turn you all over to those Frenchies.

Hahahah! I don't know what's funnier England invading or France metting out punishment!! Both countries would belong to Germany if it wasn't for the States and Canada.

Ooooooohhhhh! Historically innaccurate for starters...

Just leave it to the good old US of A. We'll take care of them. We could use a few more states. But we don't want Quebec, we'll just build a wall around it then build that Mexico to Montreal Bridge we've designed.

Hehehe! Your right, Europe was doing just fine before North America Entered the WAR. And Actually if you guys could biuld that bridge I think alot of Canadians would welcome it!! lol

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If only you were capable of actually doing so.

Dude. Stop.

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Something I found on the net.

Star Trek fans will understand some of the dialogue, while IT aficionados will understand the software references. EVERYBODY will understand the reference to lawyers… the most powerful destructive force known to mankind. haha

"Star Trek Lost Episodes" transcript
[Picard] "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at
finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been able to
access their command pathways?"

[Geordi]"Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching
through our archives on late Twentieth-century computing technology."

[Geordi presses a key, and a logo appears on the computer screen.]

[Riker looks puzzled.] "What the hell is 'Microsoft'?"

[Data turns to answer.] "Allow me to explain. We will send this
program, for some reason called 'Windows', through the Borg command
pathways. Once inside their root command unit, it will begin consuming
system resources at an unstoppable rate."

[Picard] "But the Borg have the ability to adapt. Won't they alter
their processing systems to increase their storage capacity?"

[Data] "Yes, Captain. But when 'Windows' detects this, it creates a new
version of itself known as an 'upgrade'. The use of resources increases
exponentially with each iteration. The Borg will not be able to adapt
quickly enough. Eventually all of their processing ability will be
taken over and none will be available for their normal operational
functions."

[Picard] "Excellent work. This is even better than that 'unsolvable
geometric shape' idea."

. . 15 Minutes Later . . .

[Data] "Captain, We have successfully installed the 'Windows' in the
command unit and as expected it immediately consumed 85% of all
resources. We however have not received any confirmation of the
expected 'upgrade'."

[Geordi] "Our scanners have picked up an increase in Borg storage and
CPU capacity to compensate, but we still have no indication of an
'upgrade' to compensate for their increase."

[Picard] "Data, scan the history banks again and determine if their is
something we have missed."

[Data] "Sir, I believe there is a reason for the failure in the
upgrade'. Appearently the Borg have circumvented that part of the plan
by not sending in their registration cards.

[Riker] "Captain we have no choice. Requesting permission to begin
emergency escape sequence 3F . . ."

[Geordi, excited] "Wait, Captain I just detected their CPU capacity has
suddenly dropped to 0% !"

[Picard] "Data, what does your scanners show?"

[Data] "Appearently the Borg have found the internal 'Windows' module
named 'Solitaire' and it has used up all the CPU capacity."

[Picard] "Lets wait and see how long this 'solitaire' can reduce their
functionality."

. . Two Hours Pass . . .

[Riker] "Geordi whats the status on the Borg?"

[Geordi] "As expected the Borg are attempting to re-engineer to
compensate for increased CPU and storage demands, but each time they
successfully increase resources I have setup our closest deep space
monitor beacon to transmit more 'windows' modules from something called
the 'Microsoft fun-pack'.

[Picard] "How much time will that buy us ?"

[Data] "Current Borg solution rates allow me to predicate an interest
time span of 6 more hours."

[Geordi] "Captain, another vessel has entered our sector."

[Picard] "Identify."

[Data] "It appears to have markings very similar to the 'Microsoft'
logo"

[Over the speakers] "THIS IS ADMIRAL BILL GATES OF THE MICROSOFT
FLAGSHIP MONOPOLY. WE HAVE POSITIVE CONFIRMATION OF UNREGISTERED
SOFTWARE IN THIS SECTOR. SURREDER ALL ASSETS AND WE CAN AVOID ANY
TROUBLE. YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS"

[Data] "The alien ship has just opened its forward hatches and released
thousands of humanoid shaped objects."

[Picard] "Magnify forward viewer on the alien craft"

[Riker] "Good God captain! Those are humans floating straight toward
the Borg ship with no life support suits! How can they survive the
tortures of deep space ?!"

[Data] "I don't believe that those are humans sir, if you will look
closer I believe you will see that they are carrying something
recognized by twenty-first century man as doe skin leather briefcases,
and wearing Armani suits"

[Riker and Picard together horrified] "Lawyers !!"

[Geordi] "It can't be. All the Lawyers were rounded up and sent
hurtling into the sun in 2017 during the Great Awakening."

[Data] "True, but appearently some must have survived."

[Riker] "They have surrounded the Borg ship and are covering it with
all types of papers."

[Data] "I believe that is known in ancient venacular as 'red tape' it
often proves fatal."

[Riker] "They're tearing the Borg to pieces !"

[Picard] "Turn off the monitors. I can't stand to watch, not even the
Borg deserve that."
Page provided by Austin child portraiture photographer, Brian Combs.

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arrrrghhhh lawers!!!
keep them away from me!

*fires linux based copyleft cannon at all lawers*

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arrrrghhhh lawers!!!
keep them away from me!

*fires linux based copyleft cannon at all lawers*

*issues government grade Valium pills to previous poster*

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Tonight on Coast to Coast AM:

Jonathan Downes -Cryptozoology-
Cryptozoologist Jonathan Downes has traveled the world the past few years looking for all order of strange creatures and will share a lot of new info with us. Additional site: cfztv.org

Streaming audio available at Vancouver's CFUN-AM

And a picture of tonight's guest - maybe HE is bigfoot. He certainly has enough hair. LOL

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Tonight on Coast to Coast AM:

Jonathan Downes -Cryptozoology-
Cryptozoologist Jonathan Downes has traveled the world the past few years looking for all order of strange creatures and will share a lot of new info with us. Additional site: cfztv.org

Streaming audio available at Vancouver's CFUN-AM

And a picture of tonight's guest - maybe HE is bigfoot. He certainly has enough hair. LOL

Don't forget the KFI link for those of us in the US.

KFI 600AM in Los Angeles

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Tonight on Coast to Coast AM:

Jonathan Downes -Cryptozoology-
Cryptozoologist Jonathan Downes has traveled the world the past few years looking for all order of strange creatures and will share a lot of new info with us. Additional site: cfztv.org

Streaming audio available at Vancouver's CFUN-AM

And a picture of tonight's guest - maybe HE is bigfoot. He certainly has enough hair. LOL

Don't forget the KFI link for those of us in the US.

KFI 600AM in Los Angeles

Don't need KFI, CFUN lets EVERYONE in.

Tonight on Coast to Coast AM:

Jonathan Downes -Cryptozoology-
Cryptozoologist Jonathan Downes has traveled the world the past few years looking for all order of strange creatures and will share a lot of new info with us. Additional site: cfztv.org

Streaming audio available at Vancouver's CFUN-AM

And a picture of tonight's guest - maybe HE is bigfoot. He certainly has enough hair. LOL

Don't forget the KFI link for those of us in the US.

KFI 600AM in Los Angeles

Don't need KFI, CFUN lets EVERYONE in.

I thought about that after I posted. Oh well.

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