Oh, god ! A soul mate. Marry me ( after I kill my wife ) ( It's legal to kill blonds in California-OJ-Baretta etc. No worries) But I just got back from Scotland and England, too cold ! And how did they know I was a tourist? Hawaiian shirt, flip flops, shorts in the f...ing BLIZZARD to see another damned CASTLE ?

Looks like you've pulled, ES :-)))

Gotta love anybody who drowns kittens ! But she's gotta love puppies !

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Es99. I just saw your profile . Gotta love ANYBODY who makes kitten jokes ! Especially the crunchy kittens.

Who said I was joking? :-)

I got kicked off a site because I was joking about kittens in a burlap bag (has to be burlap so u can hear them scream) put down the well. How could that POSSIBLY offend anybody ?

I can't possibly imagine, unless it was this website

Oh, god ! A soul mate. Marry me ( after I kill my wife ) ( It's legal to kill blonds in California-OJ-Baretta etc. No worries) But I just got back from Scotland and England, too cold ! And how did they know I was a tourist? Hawaiian shirt, flip flops, shorts in the f...ing BLIZZARD to see another damned CASTLE ?

BEWARE! Es looks cute, but OH! Those fingernails! lol

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Es99. I just saw your profile . Gotta love ANYBODY who makes kitten jokes ! Especially the crunchy kittens.

Who said I was joking? :-)

I got kicked off a site because I was joking about kittens in a burlap bag (has to be burlap so u can hear them scream) put down the well. How could that POSSIBLY offend anybody ?

I can't possibly imagine, unless it was this website

Oh, god ! A soul mate. Marry me ( after I kill my wife ) ( It's legal to kill blonds in California-OJ-Baretta etc. No worries) But I just got back from Scotland and England, too cold ! And how did they know I was a tourist? Hawaiian shirt, flip flops, shorts in the f...ing BLIZZARD to see another damned CASTLE ?

BEWARE! Es looks cute, but OH! Those fingernails! lol

And her fingernails are the very LAST things those EVIL kittens see ! But, does she like puppies ? Es has gotta love puppies or our relationship has problems

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Es99. I just saw your profile . Gotta love ANYBODY who makes kitten jokes ! Especially the crunchy kittens.

Who said I was joking? :-)

I got kicked off a site because I was joking about kittens in a burlap bag (has to be burlap so u can hear them scream) put down the well. How could that POSSIBLY offend anybody ?

I can't possibly imagine, unless it was this website

Oh, god ! A soul mate. Marry me ( after I kill my wife ) ( It's legal to kill blonds in California-OJ-Baretta etc. No worries) But I just got back from Scotland and England, too cold ! And how did they know I was a tourist? Hawaiian shirt, flip flops, shorts in the f...ing BLIZZARD to see another damned CASTLE ?

BEWARE! Es looks cute, but OH! Those fingernails! lol

And her fingernails are the very LAST things those EVIL kittens see ! But, does she like puppies ? Es has gotta love puppies or our relationship has problems

I hear she loves puppies BBQ'd with a little steak sauce.

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Es99. I just saw your profile . Gotta love ANYBODY who makes kitten jokes ! Especially the crunchy kittens.

Who said I was joking? :-)

I got kicked off a site because I was joking about kittens in a burlap bag (has to be burlap so u can hear them scream) put down the well. How could that POSSIBLY offend anybody ?

I can't possibly imagine, unless it was this website

Oh, god ! A soul mate. Marry me ( after I kill my wife ) ( It's legal to kill blonds in California-OJ-Baretta etc. No worries) But I just got back from Scotland and England, too cold ! And how did they know I was a tourist? Hawaiian shirt, flip flops, shorts in the f...ing BLIZZARD to see another damned CASTLE ?

BEWARE! Es looks cute, but OH! Those fingernails! lol

And her fingernails are the very LAST things those EVIL kittens see ! But, does she like puppies ? Es has gotta love puppies or our relationship has problems

I hear she loves puppies BBQ'd with a little steak sauce.

The evil ones have found this thread. She MUST love dogs ! Who ELSE can she feed her dead kittens to ?

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And her fingernails are the very LAST things those EVIL kittens see ! But, does she like puppies ? Es has gotta love puppies or our relationship has problems

I hear she loves puppies BBQ'd with a little steak sauce.

The evil ones have found this thread. She MUST love dogs ! Who ELSE can she feed her dead kittens to ?

Puppies? Well I have a few dalmatian puppies I was saving for coat. Does that count?

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Well, you could look at it that way, but, as in most cases, there is always a flip side. She was married to a guy who was emotionally bankrupt.

You would have no real idea, but she chose him, and she stayed with him. Her choice.

Would have any problem pasted accross the papers. She would have to appear happy regardless of her true feelings. The point is, anytime you have to live a lie, its got to be tough.

Eh, all of these are her choices. She could opt out. She chose not to. That ain't luck.

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Remove the obvious...

And her fingernails are the very LAST things those EVIL kittens see ! But, does she like puppies ? Es has gotta love puppies or our relationship has problems

I hear she loves puppies BBQ'd with a little steak sauce.

The evil ones have found this thread. She MUST love dogs ! Who ELSE can she feed her dead kittens to ?

Puppies? Well I have a few dalmatian puppies I was saving for coat. Does that count?

Puppy fur coats ! Damn, there is trouble in paradise AGAIN ! Damn women, will I never learn.

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And her fingernails are the very LAST things those EVIL kittens see ! But, does she like puppies ? Es has gotta love puppies or our relationship has problems

I hear she loves puppies BBQ'd with a little steak sauce.

The evil ones have found this thread. She MUST love dogs ! Who ELSE can she feed her dead kittens to ?

Puppies? Well I have a few dalmatian puppies I was saving for coat. Does that count?

Puppy fur coats ! Damn, there is trouble in paradise AGAIN ! Damn women, will I never learn.

On this site we approve of Cannibalism (if it's done in a tastefull manner), Kittys in the well, making concrete from left over bones---but NOT skinning puppys ! (Well, except for Poodles) (that is considered a public service) (and NO man should have a dog smaller than a football ! That is basic Man Law)

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Are poodles really dogs?

Naaaaa............... hasta B a myth.......... if they were, the rest of dogdom would surely die of shame!

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Are poodles really dogs?

Naaaaa............... hasta B a myth.......... if they were, the rest of dogdom would surely die of shame!

Dobermans, Boxers, Pit Bulls are dogs. All the working class dogs are cool. But to see a grown man with a Pomeranian And when it poops he has to wipe its butt means he's either insane or an Australian...

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Are poodles really dogs?

Naaaaa............... hasta B a myth.......... if they were, the rest of dogdom would surely die of shame!

Dobermans, Boxers, Pit Bulls are dogs. All the working class dogs are cool. But to see a grown man with a Pomeranian And when it poops he has to wipe its butt means he's either insane or an Australian...

All male pomeranians in Australia are called Lester.

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Are poodles really dogs?

Naaaaa............... hasta B a myth.......... if they were, the rest of dogdom would surely die of shame!

Dobermans, Boxers, Pit Bulls are dogs. All the working class dogs are cool. But to see a grown man with a Pomeranian And when it poops he has to wipe its butt means he's either insane or an Australian...

All male pomeranians in Australia are called Lester.

What are the female ones called? Molester?

Why am I being attacked ? Accuracy often annoys people I guess....

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Are poodles really dogs?

Naaaaa............... hasta B a myth.......... if they were, the rest of dogdom would surely die of shame!

Dobermans, Boxers, Pit Bulls are dogs. All the working class dogs are cool. But to see a grown man with a Pomeranian And when it poops he has to wipe its butt means he's either insane or an Australian...

All male pomeranians in Australia are called Lester.

What are the female ones called? Molester?

Why am I being attacked ? Accuracy often annoys people I guess....

At Least they didn't call you Polylester.....:-)

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Are poodles really dogs?

Naaaaa............... hasta B a myth.......... if they were, the rest of dogdom would surely die of shame!

Dobermans, Boxers, Pit Bulls are dogs. All the working class dogs are cool. But to see a grown man with a Pomeranian And when it poops he has to wipe its butt means he's either insane or an Australian...

All male pomeranians in Australia are called Lester.

What are the female ones called? Molester?

Why am I being attacked ? Accuracy often annoys people I guess....

At Least they didn't call you Polylester.....:-)

That's not as bad as being called late for dinner ;)

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LOL OK, riddle me this. Accidental deaths in the US. Which kills more- skydiving or a human stampede. playgrounds or snake bites. lightning or dogs ?

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IS THIS SITE CLOSED ? WHERE IS ATOMIC?

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...he went critical.

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Account frozen...

...he went critical.

That would be a VERY short trip for him !!!

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LOL OK, riddle me this. Accidental deaths in the US. Which kills more- skydiving or a human stampede. playgrounds or snake bites. lightning or dogs ?

Thats a tough one. None of those seem to happen very often. I would say, snake bite. I here it happens a bit with the illegals crossing the border..

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Blackadder: Actually, I think he's the most over-rated human being since Judas Iscariot won the AD31 Best Disciple Competition.