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Message 345921 - Posted: 22 Jun 2006, 23:34:43 UTC

~ WARNING SIGNS OF INSANITY ~

"You like to sit in cornfields for prolonged periods of time, and pretend that you're a stalk"
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Message 345933 - Posted: 22 Jun 2006, 23:43:53 UTC

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Coming to awareness only to realize you're sitting naked on the hood of a police cruiser, covered in purple body-paint, surrounded by eleven angry policemen with crossed arms, scowls and purple stained uniforms; and have no idea how you got there.

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Message 345934 - Posted: 22 Jun 2006, 23:45:21 UTC

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You start flaming threads for no apparent reason.....
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Message 345938 - Posted: 22 Jun 2006, 23:49:44 UTC - in response to Message 345934.  

~Warning Sign of Insanity~

You start flaming threads for no apparent reason.....


There's always a reason... sometimes people remove them.

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Message 345973 - Posted: 23 Jun 2006, 0:25:21 UTC

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Thinking that complaining on the internet will change the world/government/society


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Message 345975 - Posted: 23 Jun 2006, 0:26:26 UTC - in response to Message 345973.  

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Thinking that complaining on the internet will change the world/government/society

LOL...now don't YOU start making sense now....:-)
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Message 346171 - Posted: 23 Jun 2006, 3:24:38 UTC
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Robert: EEK!

Don't talk to this Politically Incorrect person! Such a person can have NO redeeming qualities whatsoever. He cannot speak intelligently on anything! ..and whatever ideas he has must be wrong.

:-p
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Message 346175 - Posted: 23 Jun 2006, 3:28:50 UTC

I'm sorry...I apologize.....I'm waiting on Knightmate to up my medications..

It'll take a little while for it to kick in though....if that doesn't help I'm prescheduled for that lobotomy I've been clamoring after.....I can keep my frontal lobe in a little pickle jar on the mantle piece.
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Message 346287 - Posted: 23 Jun 2006, 6:05:16 UTC - in response to Message 345975.  

~Warning Sign of Insanity~

You keep thinking, "They're just jealous because the voices are talking to me!"
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Message 346293 - Posted: 23 Jun 2006, 6:16:29 UTC
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~Warning Sign of Insanity~

Reading this thread...


Luckiest in the world. WMD = Weapon of Mass Distraction.
Click this table.
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Message 346300 - Posted: 23 Jun 2006, 6:34:44 UTC

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You sware black and blue to the psychiatric nurse that a noodley being is coming to visit you and look, it's right there on her shoulder!

Continually posting in the "Tha Last Person To Post Here Wins" thread.....

Coming up with warning signs of insanity.....
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Message 346338 - Posted: 23 Jun 2006, 9:13:57 UTC
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~ WARNING SIGNS OF INSANITY ~

If you fail this test

EDIT: I failed...
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Message 346340 - Posted: 23 Jun 2006, 9:21:17 UTC - in response to Message 346300.  

~ WARNING SIGNS OF INSANITY ~

You sware black and blue to the psychiatric nurse that a noodley being is coming to visit you and look, it's right there on her shoulder!

Continually posting in the "Tha Last Person To Post Here Wins" thread.....

Coming up with warning signs of insanity.....
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LOL....
I have tried with the nurses to explain why they need to get 'noodly'...of course some of them exercise my noodliness out of a sense of care and good will.......

---update----1 nurse was fired last week for being ovetly Nooodly...
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Message 346410 - Posted: 23 Jun 2006, 12:10:53 UTC

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Doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results.

(may only be relavent to the Louisiana voters who have kept us under Democrat control for the last 130 years)


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Message 346639 - Posted: 23 Jun 2006, 17:14:11 UTC - in response to Message 346410.  
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~ WARNING SIGNS OF INSANITY ~

Doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results.

(may only be relavent to the Louisiana voters who have kept us under Democrat control for the last 130 years)

Oh yeah, Ray Nagin rules...



Hey Ray, tell us again how it's Dubya's fault that you just let hundreds of school busses drown. Ever cross your mind that you could have used them to get people out of there...?

The funny part is the next pic. On the far right, about 2/3 of the way up from the bottom, there is a little yellow blob--the drowned busses.

They could have driven them onto the nice, dry highway right next to the yard where they are stored and just parked them there. Or, driven them on that same nice dry highway to the circular building at the bottom of the pic--the Superdome. That's what I would have done, you know, used the busses to get people out, alternatively use them to evacuate the Superdome. Rest assured I wouldn't be crabbing about how it was Dubya's fault I didn't do so...


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Message 346645 - Posted: 23 Jun 2006, 17:20:51 UTC
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Exactly my point.....New Orleans just REelected Nagin. Not to say Mitch Landrieu was a "better" candidate, but he wasn't a proven failure either.


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Message 346714 - Posted: 23 Jun 2006, 18:46:56 UTC - in response to Message 346300.  

~ WARNING SIGNS OF INSANITY ~

Continually posting in the "Tha Last Person To Post Here Wins" thread.....


Look who's talking!

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Message 346721 - Posted: 23 Jun 2006, 18:53:26 UTC

Do you guys recall that great story of the young kid that took the law into his own hands?

He had had about enough of all their crap and stole the keys to one of those busses (Mayor Nagin was still hiding in his hotel room like Howard Hughes).

He got the bus and pulled it up in front of the convention center there, invited refugees into it, and pulled out.....since it was low on gas He pulled over and got the passengers to all chip in with their money to fill it up. He got everybody dropped off in Texas....


Maybe I shouldn't praise that kid as he didn't fill out the proper forms and complete his paperwork...
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Message 346903 - Posted: 23 Jun 2006, 21:23:10 UTC - in response to Message 346338.  

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Not hating the merest hint of the crazy frog.
Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge.
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Message 347356 - Posted: 24 Jun 2006, 7:05:49 UTC

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You tuck the cat into bed and put the kid out for the night... hang on... that sounds like it might be a good idea :P


To truly explore, one must keep an open mind...
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