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~ WARNING SIGNS OF INSANITY ~ "You like to sit in cornfields for prolonged periods of time, and pretend that you're a stalk" |
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~Warning Sign of Insanity~ Coming to awareness only to realize you're sitting naked on the hood of a police cruiser, covered in purple body-paint, surrounded by eleven angry policemen with crossed arms, scowls and purple stained uniforms; and have no idea how you got there. [Don't be afraid to reinvent the wheel at least once in a while; if you don't, you could miss the chance to discover the machine of perpetual motion.-- HerOdyssey] |
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~Warning Sign of Insanity~ You start flaming threads for no apparent reason..... |
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~Warning Sign of Insanity~ There's always a reason... sometimes people remove them. [Don't be afraid to reinvent the wheel at least once in a while; if you don't, you could miss the chance to discover the machine of perpetual motion.-- HerOdyssey] |
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~Warning Sign of Insanity~ Thinking that complaining on the internet will change the world/government/society ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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~Warning Sign of Insanity~ LOL...now don't YOU start making sense now....:-) |
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Robert: EEK! Don't talk to this Politically Incorrect person! Such a person can have NO redeeming qualities whatsoever. He cannot speak intelligently on anything! ..and whatever ideas he has must be wrong. :-p |
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I'm sorry...I apologize.....I'm waiting on Knightmate to up my medications.. It'll take a little while for it to kick in though....if that doesn't help I'm prescheduled for that lobotomy I've been clamoring after.....I can keep my frontal lobe in a little pickle jar on the mantle piece. Founder of BOINC team Objectivists. Oh the humanity! Rational people crunching data! I did NOT authorize this belly writing! ![]() |
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~Warning Sign of Insanity~ You keep thinking, "They're just jealous because the voices are talking to me!" |
Tetsuji Maverick Rai ![]() Send message Joined: 25 Apr 99 Posts: 518 Credit: 90,863 RAC: 0 ![]() |
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~ WARNING SIGNS OF INSANITY ~ You sware black and blue to the psychiatric nurse that a noodley being is coming to visit you and look, it's right there on her shoulder! Continually posting in the "Tha Last Person To Post Here Wins" thread..... Coming up with warning signs of insanity..... |
Tetsuji Maverick Rai ![]() Send message Joined: 25 Apr 99 Posts: 518 Credit: 90,863 RAC: 0 ![]() |
~ WARNING SIGNS OF INSANITY ~ If you fail this test EDIT: I failed... Luckiest in the world. WMD = Weapon of Mass Distraction. Click this table. ![]() |
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~ WARNING SIGNS OF INSANITY ~d LOL.... I have tried with the nurses to explain why they need to get 'noodly'...of course some of them exercise my noodliness out of a sense of care and good will....... ---update----1 nurse was fired last week for being ovetly Nooodly... |
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~ WARNING SIGNS OF INSANITY ~ Doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results. (may only be relavent to the Louisiana voters who have kept us under Democrat control for the last 130 years) ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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~ WARNING SIGNS OF INSANITY ~ Oh yeah, Ray Nagin rules... ![]() Hey Ray, tell us again how it's Dubya's fault that you just let hundreds of school busses drown. Ever cross your mind that you could have used them to get people out of there...? The funny part is the next pic. On the far right, about 2/3 of the way up from the bottom, there is a little yellow blob--the drowned busses. They could have driven them onto the nice, dry highway right next to the yard where they are stored and just parked them there. Or, driven them on that same nice dry highway to the circular building at the bottom of the pic--the Superdome. That's what I would have done, you know, used the busses to get people out, alternatively use them to evacuate the Superdome. Rest assured I wouldn't be crabbing about how it was Dubya's fault I didn't do so... ![]() Cordially, Rush elrushbo2@theobviousgmail.com Remove the obvious... ![]() ![]() |
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Exactly my point.....New Orleans just REelected Nagin. Not to say Mitch Landrieu was a "better" candidate, but he wasn't a proven failure either. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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~ WARNING SIGNS OF INSANITY ~ Look who's talking! ![]() |
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Do you guys recall that great story of the young kid that took the law into his own hands? He had had about enough of all their crap and stole the keys to one of those busses (Mayor Nagin was still hiding in his hotel room like Howard Hughes). He got the bus and pulled it up in front of the convention center there, invited refugees into it, and pulled out.....since it was low on gas He pulled over and got the passengers to all chip in with their money to fill it up. He got everybody dropped off in Texas.... Maybe I shouldn't praise that kid as he didn't fill out the proper forms and complete his paperwork... Founder of BOINC team Objectivists. Oh the humanity! Rational people crunching data! I did NOT authorize this belly writing! ![]() |
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~ WARNING SIGNS OF INSANITY ~ Not hating the merest hint of the crazy frog. Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge. ![]() |
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~ WARNING SIGNS OF INSANITY ~ You tuck the cat into bed and put the kid out for the night... hang on... that sounds like it might be a good idea :P ![]() To truly explore, one must keep an open mind... |
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