Really, really bad advice thread.

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. Send message Joined: 29 Apr 06 Posts: 258 Credit: 3,142 RAC: 0	Message 329175 - Posted: 6 Jun 2006, 22:43:54 UTC - in response to Message 329166. I need some extra money and have decided to start a lemonade stand Does anyone have a really good recipe for lemonade? Pour 5 bottles of limoncello into a bowl, add some ice and a 1/4 litre of soda, and you're done :o) I've lost my bottle opener. Any ideas how to open a bottle of beer? Regards Hans I find that if you knock the top of the bottle against something hard like your friend's head.. it opens with no problem ! I need to get my dog spayed but I can't afford the vet bill.. what do I do? ID: 329175 ·

John Clark Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0	Message 329240 - Posted: 7 Jun 2006, 0:18:49 UTC - in response to Message 329175. I need to get my dog spayed but I can't afford the vet bill.. what do I do? Forget the spaying and give away the puppies! I have a hugh wart on my nose. What can I do about it? It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues ID: 329240 ·

. Send message Joined: 29 Apr 06 Posts: 258 Credit: 3,142 RAC: 0	Message 329265 - Posted: 7 Jun 2006, 0:31:27 UTC - in response to Message 329240. I need to get my dog spayed but I can't afford the vet bill.. what do I do? Forget the spaying and give away the puppies! I have a hugh wart on my nose. What can I do about it? Get your smoking friends to come over and burn the wart with lit cigarettes until it is gone. I am inviting my new inlaws over for a nice dinner, but I have no idea what to serve... any suggestions?? ID: 329265 ·

Hans Dorn Volunteer developer Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 2262 Credit: 26,448,570 RAC: 0	Message 329271 - Posted: 7 Jun 2006, 0:37:02 UTC - in response to Message 329265. I need to get my dog spayed but I can't afford the vet bill.. what do I do? Forget the spaying and give away the puppies! I have a hugh wart on my nose. What can I do about it? Get your smoking friends to come over and burn the wart with lit cigarettes until it is gone. I am inviting my new inlaws over for a nice dinner, but I have no idea what to serve... any suggestions?? The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal often makes a good meal for visiting tourists. I lost my towel. Oh dear.... ID: 329271 ·

cdr100560 Send message Joined: 12 May 06 Posts: 681 Credit: 65,502 RAC: 0	Message 329285 - Posted: 7 Jun 2006, 1:02:07 UTC - in response to Message 329271. I need to get my dog spayed but I can't afford the vet bill.. what do I do? Forget the spaying and give away the puppies! I have a hugh wart on my nose. What can I do about it? Get your smoking friends to come over and burn the wart with lit cigarettes until it is gone. I am inviting my new inlaws over for a nice dinner, but I have no idea what to serve... any suggestions?? The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal often makes a good meal for visiting tourists. I lost my towel. Oh dear.... ID: 329285 ·

Hans Dorn Volunteer developer Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 2262 Credit: 26,448,570 RAC: 0	Message 329352 - Posted: 7 Jun 2006, 2:42:29 UTC - in response to Message 329285. I need to get my dog spayed but I can't afford the vet bill.. what do I do? Forget the spaying and give away the puppies! I have a hugh wart on my nose. What can I do about it? Get your smoking friends to come over and burn the wart with lit cigarettes until it is gone. I am inviting my new inlaws over for a nice dinner, but I have no idea what to serve... any suggestions?? The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal often makes a good meal for visiting tourists. I lost my towel. Oh dear.... Just a Douglas Adams reference, don't you worry :-P ID: 329352 ·

The Simonator Send message Joined: 18 Nov 04 Posts: 5700 Credit: 3,855,702 RAC: 50	Message 330241 - Posted: 7 Jun 2006, 23:11:47 UTC - in response to Message 329271. The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal often makes a good meal for visiting tourists. I lost my towel. Oh dear.... Beauty is truth, truth is beautiful and the fault lies with nature itself for being neither beautiful nor true. Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge. ID: 330241 ·

BillHyland Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Apr 04 Posts: 907 Credit: 5,764,172 RAC: 0	Message 332489 - Posted: 9 Jun 2006, 20:44:22 UTC - in response to Message 330241. The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal often makes a good meal for visiting tourists. I lost my towel. Oh dear.... Beauty is truth, truth is beautiful and the fault lies with nature itself for being neither beautiful nor true. Two wrongs don't make a right (But three do!) ID: 332489 ·

Octagon Send message Joined: 13 Jun 05 Posts: 1418 Credit: 5,250,988 RAC: 109	Message 332505 - Posted: 9 Jun 2006, 20:56:07 UTC - in response to Message 332489. The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal often makes a good meal for visiting tourists. I lost my towel. Oh dear.... Beauty is truth, truth is beautiful and the fault lies with nature itself for being neither beautiful nor true. Two wrongs don't make a right (But three do!) No, the correct quote is: "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do." No animals were harmed in the making of the above post... much. ID: 332505 ·

BillHyland Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Apr 04 Posts: 907 Credit: 5,764,172 RAC: 0	Message 332771 - Posted: 10 Jun 2006, 3:20:02 UTC - in response to Message 332505. The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal often makes a good meal for visiting tourists. I lost my towel. Oh dear.... Beauty is truth, truth is beautiful and the fault lies with nature itself for being neither beautiful nor true. Two wrongs don't make a right (But three do!) No, the correct quote is: "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do." Isn't that from the National Lampoon Desiderata parody? ID: 332771 ·

. Send message Joined: 29 Apr 06 Posts: 258 Credit: 3,142 RAC: 0	Message 333019 - Posted: 10 Jun 2006, 14:08:30 UTC Now my kids are in trouble... darn kids... won't listen <grumble, grumble> What is the best way to discipline them? ID: 333019 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 333051 - Posted: 10 Jun 2006, 14:49:50 UTC - in response to Message 333019. Now my kids are in trouble... darn kids... won't listen <grumble, grumble> What is the best way to discipline them? Put clothes Pins on thier ears they'll listen... ID: 333051 ·

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