Strange, but true.....honest

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Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 285049 - Posted: 19 Apr 2006, 16:01:28 UTC - in response to Message 285008. Last modified: 19 Apr 2006, 16:05:24 UTC A woman got pulled over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said, "I bet you're going to sell me tickets to the Highway Patrol Ball." He replied, "No, Ma'am, highway patrolmen don't have balls." There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he had said. Without saying another word, he closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. Ha ha ha... ID: 285049 ·

Es99 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0	Message 285055 - Posted: 19 Apr 2006, 16:11:15 UTC - in response to Message 285054. Last modified: 19 Apr 2006, 16:11:24 UTC Ha Ha indeed...but too late I saw your first reply...:o) That's all the thanks you get for trying to bring a bit of humour into the forum... ...a slap in the fizzog. Tell me about it!! (I thought it was funny anyway) Reality Internet Personality ID: 285055 ·

Darth Dogbytes™ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0	Message 285057 - Posted: 19 Apr 2006, 16:12:17 UTC I thought it was funny. Account frozen... ID: 285057 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 285058 - Posted: 19 Apr 2006, 16:14:36 UTC - in response to Message 285054. A woman got pulled over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said, "I bet you're going to sell me tickets to the Highway Patrol Ball." He replied, "No, Ma'am, highway patrolmen don't have balls." There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he had said. Without saying another word, he closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. Ha ha ha... Ha Ha indeed...but too late I saw your first reply...:o) That's all the thanks you get for trying to bring a bit of humour into the forum... ...a slap in the fizzog. I am sorry Keith, I didn't mean it they way it sounded really! Lack of sleep and all the crap going on has made me very testy... So I stand with Ha ha ha! ID: 285058 ·

Micki Send message Joined: 15 Apr 06 Posts: 8 Credit: 474 RAC: 0	Message 285093 - Posted: 19 Apr 2006, 17:13:08 UTC - in response to Message 285008. A woman got pulled over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said, "I bet you're going to sell me tickets to the Highway Patrol Ball." He replied, "No, Ma'am, highway patrolmen don't have balls." There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he had said. Without saying another word, he closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA so funny!! Pease stop, stooop, I can't breathe, i can't breathe, can't stop laughing!!! OMG AHahahahah, air!! air!! gasp gasp gaaasp*....... ;) Now, seriously, put non-serious stuff here more please. It is a bit... gray in here. ;) ID: 285093 ·

BODLEY Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 12 Mar 02 Posts: 877 Credit: 125,351 RAC: 0	Message 285100 - Posted: 19 Apr 2006, 17:27:31 UTC - in response to Message 285093. A woman got pulled over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said, "I bet you're going to sell me tickets to the Highway Patrol Ball." He replied, "No, Ma'am, highway patrolmen don't have balls." There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he had said. Without saying another word, he closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA so funny!! Pease stop, stooop, I can't breathe, i can't breathe, can't stop laughing!!! OMG AHahahahah, air!! air!! gasp gasp gaaasp*....... ;) Now, seriously, put non-serious stuff here more please. It is a bit... gray in here. ;) G'day Marietta ... strewth sheila thats a noice little nime ya got there ... Welcome to Galah land ... !!! ;-))) ID: 285100 ·

Micki Send message Joined: 15 Apr 06 Posts: 8 Credit: 474 RAC: 0	Message 285114 - Posted: 19 Apr 2006, 17:51:29 UTC - in response to Message 285100. G'day Marietta ... strewth sheila thats a noice little nime ya got there ... Welcome to Galah land ... !!! ;-))) Thanks! Oh, I wonder if there is a shop somewhere here where they sell Galah to English dictionaries. ID: 285114 ·

tekwyzrd Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 21 Nov 01 Posts: 767 Credit: 30,009 RAC: 0	Message 285120 - Posted: 19 Apr 2006, 18:09:05 UTC Welcome to the Cafe, Marietta! Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001) ID: 285120 ·

Andreas Send message Joined: 22 Jan 05 Posts: 96 Credit: 1,121,491 RAC: 0	Message 285130 - Posted: 19 Apr 2006, 18:28:52 UTC We're happy to have you here, Marietta! :-) To visit the BOINC Synergy Team site, click my stat image! ID: 285130 ·

Al Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 5832 Credit: 401,935 RAC: 0	Message 285194 - Posted: 19 Apr 2006, 20:26:40 UTC - in response to Message 285008. A woman got pulled over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said, "I bet you're going to sell me tickets to the Highway Patrol Ball." He replied, "No, Ma'am, highway patrolmen don't have balls." There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he had said. Without saying another word, he closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. :-))) heheheh...nice..hehehhe Scorpions - Wind Of Change ID: 285194 ·

Jord Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 15184 Credit: 4,362,181 RAC: 3	Message 285203 - Posted: 19 Apr 2006, 20:35:21 UTC - in response to Message 285186. Last modified: 19 Apr 2006, 20:36:18 UTC ..that reminds me, where did the last few members of TFFE say they were from? Your bus, most probably. :) Luckily I escaped sane. ID: 285203 ·

Es99 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0	Message 285207 - Posted: 19 Apr 2006, 20:40:19 UTC - in response to Message 285205. ..that reminds me, where did the last few members of TFFE say they were from? Your bus, most probably. :) Luckily I escaped sane. I thought we were one short.... He rides the bus, but he doesn't pay the driver ;-) Reality Internet Personality ID: 285207 ·

Jord Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 15184 Credit: 4,362,181 RAC: 3	Message 285210 - Posted: 19 Apr 2006, 20:43:49 UTC I stand alone! :) ID: 285210 ·

Andreas Send message Joined: 22 Jan 05 Posts: 96 Credit: 1,121,491 RAC: 0	Message 285219 - Posted: 19 Apr 2006, 20:49:00 UTC - in response to Message 285210. I stand alone! :) It wasn't you who drove the bus then? :-) To visit the BOINC Synergy Team site, click my stat image! ID: 285219 ·

Jord Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 15184 Credit: 4,362,181 RAC: 3	Message 285223 - Posted: 19 Apr 2006, 20:50:29 UTC - in response to Message 285219. I stand alone! :) It wasn't you who drove the bus then? :-) I did, but not as you think I did. Mr. Es99 missed out the crucial word "on". Don't blame him. :) ID: 285223 ·

BODLEY Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 12 Mar 02 Posts: 877 Credit: 125,351 RAC: 0	Message 285246 - Posted: 19 Apr 2006, 21:03:52 UTC - in response to Message 285186. A day in the life of a certain team... After 20 mental patients disappeared from his bus, the driver replaced them with sane citizens and delivered them to a mental hospital. The unidentified bus driver was transporting 20 mental patients from the capital city of Harare to Bulawayo Mental Hospital when he decided to stop for a few drinks at an illegal roadside liquor store. Upon his return he was shocked to discovered that all the mental patients had escaped. Desperate for a solution, the driver stopped at the next bus stop and offered free bus rides to several people. He then delivered them to the mental hospital, informing the staff they were easily excitable. It took the medical personnel three days to uncover the foul play. The real mental patients are still at large. ..that reminds me, where did the last few members of TFFE say they were from? That's easy .... I'm from Har .. a .. r .... ummmmmmmmmmm Leicester. ;-))) ID: 285246 ·

Andreas Send message Joined: 22 Jan 05 Posts: 96 Credit: 1,121,491 RAC: 0	Message 285258 - Posted: 19 Apr 2006, 21:16:13 UTC Last modified: 19 Apr 2006, 21:17:45 UTC That's easy .... I'm from Har .. a .. r .... ummmmmmmmmmm Leicester. ;-))) Are you quite sure about that? :-P To visit the BOINC Synergy Team site, click my stat image! ID: 285258 ·

BODLEY Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 12 Mar 02 Posts: 877 Credit: 125,351 RAC: 0	Message 285260 - Posted: 19 Apr 2006, 21:21:18 UTC - in response to Message 285258. Last modified: 19 Apr 2006, 21:22:46 UTC That's easy .... I'm from Har .. a .. r .... ummmmmmmmmmm Leicester. ;-))) Are you quite sure about that? :-P Now, would I lie to someone with an avatar that is the absolute spittin image of my last wife? ;-))) Would I ? OOOOOOPS!!!!!!!! .... you NEARLY got that one past me !!!! LMAO !!!! ID: 285260 ·

Scary Capitalist Send message Joined: 21 May 01 Posts: 7404 Credit: 97,085 RAC: 0	Message 285411 - Posted: 20 Apr 2006, 1:37:30 UTC - in response to Message 285093. A woman got pulled over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said, "I bet you're going to sell me tickets to the Highway Patrol Ball." He replied, "No, Ma'am, highway patrolmen don't have balls." There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he had said. Without saying another word, he closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA so funny!! Pease stop, stooop, I can't breathe, i can't breathe, can't stop laughing!!! OMG AHahahahah, air!! air!! gasp gasp gaaasp*....... ;) Now, seriously, put non-serious stuff here more please. It is a bit... gray in here. ;) Welcome aboard, Marietta! Your name is the name of my home town. Founder of BOINC team Objectivists. Oh the humanity! Rational people crunching data! I did NOT authorize this belly writing! ID: 285411 ·

mynx Send message Joined: 13 Apr 06 Posts: 17 Credit: 1,589 RAC: 0	Message 285416 - Posted: 20 Apr 2006, 1:43:57 UTC - in response to Message 285008. He replied, "No, Ma'am, highway patrolmen don't have balls." There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he had said. Without saying another word, he closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. ROFL, but I won't be sharing this one with my friends at the PD...then again, they would probably think it's funny too. :-D ID: 285416 ·

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