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Message 281176 - Posted: 13 Apr 2006, 18:50:52 UTC
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This thread is designed as a release valve for those lurkers who greatest thrill in life is to hit the minus (-) button. Remember, everytime you hit the minus (-) button to stroke yourself one time. See how long it takes you to reach orgasm and report the results here.

I assume no responsibility or bailment for trashed keyboards.

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Message 281221 - Posted: 13 Apr 2006, 20:33:07 UTC - in response to Message 281219.  

How about +'s? I can't stand to see one of ES's posts unplussed!

I've plussed you for that you dirty great balled squirrel!! :-)
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Message 281238 - Posted: 13 Apr 2006, 20:51:44 UTC - in response to Message 281235.  

I've plussed you for that you dirty great balled squirrel!! :-)


Keep that up and I'll make 30 accounts just for plussing you! That'll hurt! :P
I love it when a woman talks dirty to me! ;)

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I think she might have the hots for you CR ...
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Message 281239 - Posted: 13 Apr 2006, 20:55:00 UTC
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This thread is supposed to be for the lurker Minusers like..... Tigher Troll!
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Message 281241 - Posted: 13 Apr 2006, 20:57:09 UTC - in response to Message 281239.  

This thread is supposed to be for the lurker Minusers like..... Tigher Troll!

oops! ... sorry! ... but I cannot erase my comment now ... can I?

Get with the Power of Computing ... USE A MAC, dammit, USE A MAC ! ;-))
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Message 281262 - Posted: 13 Apr 2006, 21:41:38 UTC - in response to Message 281241.  

use a mac ?


is that as in a plastic mac :)


there are strange websites about that sort of thing :p

seriously the minusers are strangely absent (must be "lean" times for them)






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Message 281278 - Posted: 13 Apr 2006, 22:05:48 UTC - in response to Message 281238.  

Evenin all!
I think she might have the hots for you CR ...

Is there anybody around here I'm not supposed to have the hots for? I'm losing track.
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Message 281336 - Posted: 13 Apr 2006, 22:58:43 UTC - in response to Message 281278.  
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Evenin all!
I think she might have the hots for you CR ...

Is there anybody around here I'm not supposed to have the hots for? I'm losing track.


Yeah, ME!

I've always been quite resistable to women.

now to go through and minus all of these posts... I'm JOKING!!!

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Message 281386 - Posted: 14 Apr 2006, 0:24:45 UTC - in response to Message 281278.  

Evenin all!
I think she might have the hots for you CR ...

Is there anybody around here I'm not supposed to have the hots for? I'm losing track.

Well I can think of at least one person maybe two!!!!
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Message 281401 - Posted: 14 Apr 2006, 0:32:15 UTC - in response to Message 281386.  
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Is there anybody around here I'm not supposed to have the hots for? I'm losing track.

Well I can think of at least one person maybe two!!!!


Me too, but I still hold out hope . . .
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Message 281403 - Posted: 14 Apr 2006, 0:34:35 UTC - in response to Message 281401.  

Is there anybody around here I'm not supposed to have the hots for? I'm losing track.

Well I can think of at least one person maybe two!!!!


Me too, but I still hold out hope . . .

She would kill me....But what a way to go!...
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Message 281408 - Posted: 14 Apr 2006, 0:48:08 UTC - in response to Message 281401.  

Is there anybody around here I'm not supposed to have the hots for? I'm losing track.

Well I can think of at least one person maybe two!!!!


Me too, but I still hold out hope . . .

OK maybe three!!!

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Message 281415 - Posted: 14 Apr 2006, 0:52:41 UTC - in response to Message 281411.  

Is there anybody around here I'm not supposed to have the hots for? I'm losing track.

Well I can think of at least one person maybe two!!!!


Me too, but I still hold out hope . . .

OK maybe three!!!



Is that the Three Amigos?

Or the Three Stooges? ;o)

Well I don't righty know...

.o0(wonder if I should tell him my apartment manager was wondering what Royal Mail was)

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Message 281419 - Posted: 14 Apr 2006, 1:06:47 UTC - in response to Message 281416.  


Ok...I give up..what is Royal Mail? ;o)


That's what she said!!

Ohhhh come on now minus me already GEESH!!!!
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Message 281426 - Posted: 14 Apr 2006, 1:16:14 UTC - in response to Message 281416.  

Is there anybody around here I'm not supposed to have the hots for? I'm losing track.

Well I can think of at least one person maybe two!!!!


Me too, but I still hold out hope . . .

OK maybe three!!!



Is that the Three Amigos?

Or the Three Stooges? ;o)

Well I don't righty know...

.o0(wonder if I should tell him my apartment manager was wondering what Royal Mail was)



Ok...I give up..what is Royal Mail? ;o)

Isn't that the woven metal shielding for the Kings private parts.

PROUD TO BE TFFE!
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Message 281430 - Posted: 14 Apr 2006, 1:19:03 UTC - in response to Message 281428.  

Is there anybody around here I'm not supposed to have the hots for? I'm losing track.

Well I can think of at least one person maybe two!!!!


Me too, but I still hold out hope . . .

OK maybe three!!!



Is that the Three Amigos?

Or the Three Stooges? ;o)

Well I don't righty know...

.o0(wonder if I should tell him my apartment manager was wondering what Royal Mail was)



Ok...I give up..what is Royal Mail? ;o)

Isn't that the woven metal shielding for the Kings private parts.


Shucks Dan...you've guessed it.

It's to protect the Kings pwong. ;o)

Thank you very much!...Now what do i win?

PROUD TO BE TFFE!
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Message 281431 - Posted: 14 Apr 2006, 1:19:49 UTC - in response to Message 281426.  
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Ok...I give up..what is Royal Mail? ;o)

Isn't that the woven metal shielding for the Kings private parts.


You mean this Royal Mail

Warning kind of explicit :)
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Ok...I give up..what is Royal Mail? ;o)

Isn't that the woven metal shielding for the Kings private parts.


You mean this Royal Mail

Warning kind of explicit :)[/quote]
That's to protect the Queen's Private area.

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Message 281434 - Posted: 14 Apr 2006, 1:21:18 UTC - in response to Message 281432.  

Is there anybody around here I'm not supposed to have the hots for? I'm losing track.

Well I can think of at least one person maybe two!!!!


Me too, but I still hold out hope . . .

OK maybe three!!!



Is that the Three Amigos?

Or the Three Stooges? ;o)

Well I don't righty know...

.o0(wonder if I should tell him my apartment manager was wondering what Royal Mail was)



Ok...I give up..what is Royal Mail? ;o)

Isn't that the woven metal shielding for the Kings private parts.


Shucks Dan...you've guessed it.

It's to protect the Kings pwong. ;o)

Thank you very much!...Now what do i win?


You get to polish the pwong.

I was hoping for a cash prize.

PROUD TO BE TFFE!
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Message 281438 - Posted: 14 Apr 2006, 1:24:46 UTC - in response to Message 281437.  

Is there anybody around here I'm not supposed to have the hots for? I'm losing track.

Well I can think of at least one person maybe two!!!!


Me too, but I still hold out hope . . .

OK maybe three!!!



Is that the Three Amigos?

Or the Three Stooges? ;o)

Well I don't righty know...

.o0(wonder if I should tell him my apartment manager was wondering what Royal Mail was)



Ok...I give up..what is Royal Mail? ;o)

Isn't that the woven metal shielding for the Kings private parts.


Shucks Dan...you've guessed it.

It's to protect the Kings pwong. ;o)

Thank you very much!...Now what do i win?


You get to polish the pwong.

I was hoping for a cash prize.



The best we can offer is 25% off Pwong Polish at Walmart.

well that's better.

PROUD TO BE TFFE!
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