in the geriatric ward the internalist applied his stethescope to the anterior wall of his aged charge and said,

""olk...... now, .... big breaths""

She turned and wistfully spoke,

Yes, they were....

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> {squints}
>
> Ahh... an arcohor metel. I did not dlink, mistel Worf. Not much though.
>

Well you aren't sticking needles in my prong until your engrish improves.. I suggest you go see Zimmerman the Tudor of Engrish...

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I'd rather speak my mind because it hurts too much to bite my tongue.

American Spirit BBQ Proudly Serving those that courageously defend freedom.

> Well you aren't sticking needles in my prong until your engrish improves.. I
> suggest you go see Zimmerman the Tudor of Engrish...

I updated my thesaulus just today. Othelwise I can go to www.dictionaly.com :)
So no need to be scaled. I'll get nulse Bunny to give you a shot. That okay?

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> > Well you aren't sticking needles in my prong until your engrish
> improves.. I
> > suggest you go see Zimmerman the Tudor of Engrish...
>
> I updated my thesaulus just today. Othelwise I can go to <a> href="http://www.dictionaly.com/">www.dictionaly.com[/url] :)
> So no need to be scaled. I'll get nulse Bunny to give you a shot. That okay?
>

No needles she needs to polish the prong...

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I'd rather speak my mind because it hurts too much to bite my tongue.

American Spirit BBQ Proudly Serving those that courageously defend freedom.

wuss

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> wuss
>

Your point is???

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I'd rather speak my mind because it hurts too much to bite my tongue.

American Spirit BBQ Proudly Serving those that courageously defend freedom.

Give this one a Kavorkian scarf and get on to the next patient...
[slooooow link....]

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Oh, the vulva's dilating, doctor.

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Account frozen...

I don't care what your car's doing - I just wanna know if the backseat is available...
[PA system] Paging Nurse Bunny...

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Appropos of naught, Nurse Backward is on assignment to Clyde Farnsdale's room with instructions to prick his boil. Not for nothing is Nurse Backward so named....




Oh, the humanity!!!!!!!!

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A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part!

Tudor, glim+nerd Nurse Backwards stunt+ring dow+un core+dur frum dim+n calf+tear+yaw lye+te.

at fur+sta+gassed, ....one+i+ed, ..sku+intts, ....perch+aunts?

Thist+nigh+te, Nurse B, STILTS n+ewe+matt+tick, ......mnmnm.......ats ore+eye+d...

sss+turd, twer self+ear pangs, mem+reed tork, thaw+tea,

Nn+hey, ........mist+ache+an, nough chudd+ring..

.....m+eye+tly shiv+erred, ...shat sum vaig+gluey ill+loom +nus sple'en~sat+e'en+lye+k owe+rug+knell....

Iso+ewe+nit, tack+tile whep+nuns draw-un, clow+sus,

...quarn+teen at Speciman, Tudor bell+errs uh+nuns.......................

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Interesting post, Paul, but I can't for the life of me figure out exactly what you're trying to say. Sorry!

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A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part!

> Interesting post, Paul, but I can't for the life of me figure out exactly what
> you're trying to say. Sorry!

Let us correct that signature..

You may think you understood what you thought I said, but you may not realize what I said is not necessarily what I meant..

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I'd rather speak my mind because it hurts too much to bite my tongue.

American Spirit BBQ Proudly Serving those that courageously defend freedom.

But what about the baby....

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A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part!

I admit its a crude attempt..

Add what looks like it could be phonetic.

Sound it out.

Sit up straight like they taught you in choir..... really, I'm talking about physically sounding it out, don't just do it in your mind.

It will be more fun, like most things are, if two or more are present.

tootle, ewe

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Smack it's butt just like every other one...

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I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific
experiments. [The children protest with heart-rending pleas.]
No no, that's the way it is my loves... Blame the Catholic
church for not letting me wear one of those little rubber
things... Oh they've done some wonderful things in their time,
they preserved the might and majesty, even the mystery of the
Church of Rome, the sanctity of the sacrament and the
indivisible oneness of the Trinity, but if they'd let me wear
one of the little rubber things on the end of my cock we
wouldn't be in the mess we are now.

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Account frozen...

Dad: Not if we're going to remain members of the fastest growing
religion in the world, my boy... You see, we believe... well,
let me put it like this...
[sings]

There are Jews in the world,
There are Buddhists,
There are Hindus and Mormons and then,
There are those that follow Mohammed,
But I've never been one of them...

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics,
Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm...

You don't have to be a six-footer,
You don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on -
You're a Catholic the minute Dad came...

Because...

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

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Plagiarise!
Don't shade your eyes,
Let no one else's work evade your eyes.

Tom Lehrer

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[raising his voice] I can't keep you here any longer... God
has blessed us so much that I can't afford to feed you
anymore.

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