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Message 1503458 - Posted: 13 Apr 2014, 3:17:46 UTC - in response to Message 1503398.  


That's no excuse, you have internet access.

It's amazing where you can get internet access these days. I'm winning from the pub right now.

And Misfit seems to have access from prison.
Because we all know that's where he is................
Or at least belongs.

It depends on the prison.

Prison spat me out. How are you?
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Message 1503462 - Posted: 13 Apr 2014, 3:26:38 UTC - in response to Message 1503458.  


That's no excuse, you have internet access.

It's amazing where you can get internet access these days. I'm winning from the pub right now.

And Misfit seems to have access from prison.
Because we all know that's where he is................
Or at least belongs.

It depends on the prison.

Prison spat me out. How are you?

Dunno, buddy. Never been there.
Your experiences might be appreciated by some, but not by myself.
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Message 1503465 - Posted: 13 Apr 2014, 3:37:15 UTC

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Message 1503468 - Posted: 13 Apr 2014, 3:58:43 UTC

Definitely need more raccoons in this thread


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Message 1503470 - Posted: 13 Apr 2014, 4:05:33 UTC

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Message 1503473 - Posted: 13 Apr 2014, 4:25:15 UTC


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Message 1503480 - Posted: 13 Apr 2014, 4:45:16 UTC - in response to Message 1503462.  


That's no excuse, you have internet access.

It's amazing where you can get internet access these days. I'm winning from the pub right now.

And Misfit seems to have access from prison.
Because we all know that's where he is................
Or at least belongs.

It depends on the prison.

Prison spat me out. How are you?

Dunno, buddy. Never been there.
Your experiences might be appreciated by some, but not by myself.

Anytime you go for a drive it might.
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Message 1503481 - Posted: 13 Apr 2014, 4:51:50 UTC - in response to Message 1503480.  


That's no excuse, you have internet access.

It's amazing where you can get internet access these days. I'm winning from the pub right now.

And Misfit seems to have access from prison.
Because we all know that's where he is................
Or at least belongs.

It depends on the prison.

Prison spat me out. How are you?

Dunno, buddy. Never been there.
Your experiences might be appreciated by some, but not by myself.

Anytime you go for a drive it might.

Oh, I almost got angry at that post.
Wow, nice attempt.
I am here posting, ya jerk, not driving.
You are so incredibly [insert any derogatory term here] that I cannot believe you still have the stones to accost us.
"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

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Message 1503484 - Posted: 13 Apr 2014, 5:08:19 UTC

Friends........do not fret about this little ongoing tiff.
Misfit belongs where he is as is, and shall remain so.

Just consider him the best candidate ever for the I95 song.

If you don't know what that song is about already, and I suppose you might....
Just google I95, good buddy and you shall soon figure it.

Some are not just born that way, they ARE that way.
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Message 1503486 - Posted: 13 Apr 2014, 5:19:28 UTC
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A little ditty for our mutual 'friend'.

You can apply it as needed for your mutual wounds.
Who, I said what?
It is sickenly sophmoric.
But so applicable to him.
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Message 1503487 - Posted: 13 Apr 2014, 5:22:42 UTC

Raccoon superhero - yeah, that's a thing
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Message 1503488 - Posted: 13 Apr 2014, 5:31:26 UTC - in response to Message 1503487.  

Raccoon superhero - yeah, that's a thing

How can you not like a raccoon with a machine gun. 2min. 3 seconds into the clip. Cool.
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Message 1503491 - Posted: 13 Apr 2014, 5:58:11 UTC
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Some shall sigh.
Some shall cry.
Some shall understand.
Some shall know why.
Some shall spend the next month of their lives trying to figure it out.
And fail it they overextend their little minds.


Those who believe me have not wasted a second of their time, because they already know it to be fact.

And accept what I said was true.
Because they understand that it is true.
And the rest of you will never know, I suppose, because you do not wish to.

I have two loves in this life. One is Lori, who I adore so much I cannot tell ya just how much.
The other is this chick I met in New York almost 40 years ago. Broadway city street, curbside, and I almost fell to my knees. I had not a clue who she was at the time, and in fact perhaps she did not know who she was at that time yet either. I had to travel on that day, and I wish to hell I had not. My friends at the time literally had to drag me kicking and screaming from her.
My pain of that moment, 40 years later has not diminished much. There is so much we could have shared. I know we would have children by now, and most likely grandchildren. Such are the things of love unrequited.
Lori does not like to hear me speak of her. I don't blame her really.
Lori turns to stone when a clip of Joan comes on the telly. She kinda looks over to see if I am staring. Very uncomfortable. Quatro was another thing altogether. She was a one time, one night, unforgettable thing, but there was no lasting forevermore kinda thingy.
Flash, boom, bang. Fireworks kinda thing.
It was wonderful, but never went beyond that.
Jett, on the other hand, has haunted me for some 40 years. I never shall forget that kiss. The fire of her fingertips. The grip she had on me from that moment on. I should have stayed. I should have stayed.

It could have changed so much history.
Little Jetts running amock...LOL.
Little Jetts.
Think about that, and I do hope it makes you smile as much as it does myself.
Androgynous. And still totally in love with her.

Yeah, oh yeah..............
Yeah, you know, there.
I look at her now..........and she has aged more beautifully than I could ever have imagined on that day back on the gritty New York street where I first met her. Every single day, she gets better and more wonderful.
At least in MY eyes. I still want her so.
Sorry for my remember her so fondly.............I have imposed.
See ya later. You know who I shall be dreaming of.

It was the eyes. Always her eyes. Pools of love. Nothing like them since.
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Message 1503492 - Posted: 13 Apr 2014, 6:00:49 UTC - in response to Message 1503481.  

Oh, I almost got angry at that post.
Wow, nice attempt.
I am here posting, ya jerk, not driving.
You are so incredibly [insert any derogatory term here] that I cannot believe you still have the stones to accost us.

Almost? Oh right, you already were so I guess it doesn't count.

And I am so incredibly spectaculous. Thank you for noticing. I knew I could count on you, old friend.
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Message 1503493 - Posted: 13 Apr 2014, 6:07:18 UTC

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Message 1503494 - Posted: 13 Apr 2014, 6:07:49 UTC - in response to Message 1503492.  

Oh, I almost got angry at that post.
Wow, nice attempt.
I am here posting, ya jerk, not driving.
You are so incredibly [insert any derogatory term here] that I cannot believe you still have the stones to accost us.

Almost? Oh right, you already were so I guess it doesn't count.

And I am so incredibly spectaculous. Thank you for noticing. I knew I could count on you, old friend.

Any time, buddy. Any time.
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Message 1503495 - Posted: 13 Apr 2014, 6:09:28 UTC - in response to Message 1503494.  

Oh, I almost got angry at that post.
Wow, nice attempt.
I am here posting, ya jerk, not driving.
You are so incredibly [insert any derogatory term here] that I cannot believe you still have the stones to accost us.

Almost? Oh right, you already were so I guess it doesn't count.

And I am so incredibly spectaculous. Thank you for noticing. I knew I could count on you, old friend.

Any time, buddy. Any time.

Cheers!
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Message 1503497 - Posted: 13 Apr 2014, 6:14:52 UTC

Nice toast, oh wicked one. Nice toast.
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Message 1503498 - Posted: 13 Apr 2014, 6:20:32 UTC - in response to Message 1503497.  

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Message 1503499 - Posted: 13 Apr 2014, 6:21:19 UTC
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I go to bed to attempt to sleep.
I pray the Lord my soul shall keep.
But, should I die before I wake,
I know the Lord my soul shall take.

Amen, and good night, each and every one of you.

Have a peaceful night, and I pray that most of you shall remain here in the morning when I, God willing, wake up again.

It is only He that determines if I do, and I acknowledge that to Him each night when I lay down my head on the pillow.

Good Night, all.
"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

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