...jam side down .....

The odds of the bread falling butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet...

These messages describe life itself, the key to life, and all its intricacies, in few simple words. :-)

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Maybe they don't know this one...

Why would anyone wear two pairs of pants?

From Wiki;

Similarly, in AmE the word pants is the common word for the BrE trousers, while the majority of BrE speakers would understand pants to mean underwear. Many dialects in the North of England agree with the AmE usage and use pants to refer to trousers; this is often incorrectly considered an Americanism by people from elsewhere in Britain. The word pants is a shortening of the archaic pantaloons, which shares the same source as the French for trousers, pantalon.

AmE - American English
BrE - English English

Americans outnumber Britians :-)

thereforE American English = English English

edit: Therefor corrected to therefore

And no one sais I's a good spellers or goods at grammars =P

(All the good stuff came from Britain. If I could tell you my last name you'd get it)

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Americans outnumber Britians :-)

therefor American English = English English

Only if you learn to spell. Therefore

Hate to burst your bubble, but Indian English speakers outweigh all other English speakers put together. So....

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Hate to burst your bubble, but Indian English speakers outweigh all other English speakers put together. So....

Yep, a few times over I'd say.

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The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's

My phone has 108 numbers. 34 are unlabeled, 22 are labeled but i still don't know who they are, 12 i do know but are in there so i know not to answer if they call, 15 are family members i haven't seen in years, 7 are girls who flatly refuse to sleep with me but if i persevere long enough they might crack, 8 are university friends who i see daily anyway. 7 are friends i see reasonably often, leaving three numbers i actually dial regularly, one is my mother, the others are my housemates whenever they've locked me out..

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Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge.

Hate to burst your bubble, but Indian English speakers outweigh all other English speakers put together. So....

Given that over 50% of Americans are overweight, and most (east) Indians aren't, we just might out weigh them!

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Hello, from Albany, CA!...

Maybe they don't know this one...

Why would anyone wear two pairs of pants?

From Wiki;

Similarly, in AmE the word pants is the common word for the BrE trousers, while the majority of BrE speakers would understand pants to mean underwear. Many dialects in the North of England agree with the AmE usage and use pants to refer to trousers; this is often incorrectly considered an Americanism by people from elsewhere in Britain. The word pants is a shortening of the archaic pantaloons, which shares the same source as the French for trousers, pantalon.

AmE - American English
BrE - English English

I'm a northerner and to me, pants=trousers. Although I might call them pantaloons from now on because I like the word so much :)

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Maybe they don't know this one...

Why would anyone wear two pairs of pants?

From Wiki;

Similarly, in AmE the word pants is the common word for the BrE trousers, while the majority of BrE speakers would understand pants to mean underwear. Many dialects in the North of England agree with the AmE usage and use pants to refer to trousers; this is often incorrectly considered an Americanism by people from elsewhere in Britain. The word pants is a shortening of the archaic pantaloons, which shares the same source as the French for trousers, pantalon.

AmE - American English
BrE - English English

I'm a northerner and to me, pants=trousers. Although I might call them pantaloons from now on because I like the word so much :)

Then there is slacks(pants?) and jeans(trousers?) out here inn the west...

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The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's

At last count I heard there were over a billion Indians.
That would weigh a lot.

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So, I wrote a letter, she was exasperated, it was him, the phantom of the opera, when he wrote about her she knew there was no other...

Stops at dover on the way in i think

23 things every adult knows


No.24(40) Civilisation stops at Dover.

#41: The UK hasn't had a successful invasion since the Norman Conquest, but in 2012, the Olympics will change that, lot of Huns and others...

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The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's

When the younger adults started looking for their professions...