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Message 1094034 - Posted: 6 Apr 2011, 18:43:50 UTC

Wow, this has come as a surprise, given that I am a beginner :)
Thank you James. Here's the next one.



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Message 1094049 - Posted: 6 Apr 2011, 19:48:06 UTC - in response to Message 1094034.  



"That is right dear... just lean back and relax. A little further..

And I can go get the HARPOON!!"

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Message 1094055 - Posted: 6 Apr 2011, 19:53:16 UTC
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Hey don't lean back any farther or We'll sink.
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Message 1094062 - Posted: 6 Apr 2011, 20:09:12 UTC - in response to Message 1094049.  
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Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a dream

Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream.
Throw your teacher overboard
And listen to him scream

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream,
Ha ha fooled ya all
I'm a submarine or will be very soon
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Message 1094075 - Posted: 6 Apr 2011, 20:57:46 UTC - in response to Message 1094062.  
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"Captain, there be whales here..."

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Message 1094168 - Posted: 7 Apr 2011, 2:09:36 UTC - in response to Message 1094075.  
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Quit screwing around Ruby, The store closes in 5 minutes and I need my smokes

or

You know I'd row but I can't since I lost my license


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Message 1094169 - Posted: 7 Apr 2011, 2:10:51 UTC



The stress tensor is proportional to the identity tensor? Who or what are you mumbling about woman?!
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Message 1094181 - Posted: 7 Apr 2011, 3:18:58 UTC


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Message 1094182 - Posted: 7 Apr 2011, 3:23:44 UTC



"One more comment about my weight and you're gonna be fish-food!"


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Message 1094248 - Posted: 7 Apr 2011, 9:01:04 UTC

You know honey?
I am thinking seriously about buying my friend´s Abramovich yacht for a real bargain offer....



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Message 1094252 - Posted: 7 Apr 2011, 9:32:09 UTC


Honey, I think We should get one of those PT Boat knock offs for next summer.
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Message 1094267 - Posted: 7 Apr 2011, 12:25:39 UTC

Her idea to do a boat trip!
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Message 1094270 - Posted: 7 Apr 2011, 12:34:30 UTC
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He: ... Well, Dear, I *could* be rowing except for the fact that if I row, it will be one-handed, and we will just go around in circles.

She: [muttering under breath]...his idea of a nice outing at the lake! hmmmpf! Well, he better get used to using that hand until New Years Day...[/muttering]


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Message 1094274 - Posted: 7 Apr 2011, 12:50:07 UTC

We have more than 10 captions and I already have problems to decide the winner. I didn't think this will be so difficult, but it seems that people here do not lack a sense of humor.

Special mention for Tim Norton with the first song I've learned in English, back in elementary school.

3rd place - Celt Tooth - Captain, there be whales here...

2nd place - Miep - Her idea to do a boat trip!

and the winner is... soft^spirit - One more comment about my Rowing, I dive over and let leverage take its course.

Take it away. (PM sent)

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Message 1094369 - Posted: 7 Apr 2011, 17:53:54 UTC

Have at it Beetsters




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Message 1094384 - Posted: 7 Apr 2011, 18:31:20 UTC

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Message 1094413 - Posted: 7 Apr 2011, 19:04:50 UTC - in response to Message 1094384.  



Like, oh my gosh, here come the kids from the valley again. It's like, soooo embarrassing. I mean like, they can't even afford a Rolls limo to bring them to their Rodeo shopping class.
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Message 1094418 - Posted: 7 Apr 2011, 19:09:06 UTC

Tickets please, kids...
Say what?! School buses are free of charge? I'm going to kill my financial advisor!

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Message 1094426 - Posted: 7 Apr 2011, 19:22:24 UTC - in response to Message 1094418.  

"grody to the max"


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Message 1094429 - Posted: 7 Apr 2011, 19:23:48 UTC



"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas."


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