Top Ten Bumper Stickers for the Starship Enterprise

10.)Our other starship separates into THREE pieces!

9.)One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day...think about it.

8.)HONK if you've slept with Commander Riker!

7.)Guns don't kill people, Mark VII phaser rifles do.

6.)Zero to warp 9.7 in 3 seconds!

5.)CAUTION! We have a trigger-happy Klingon at tactical!

4.)If you can read this...don't you think you're a wee bit too close?

3.)Have you hugged a Ferengi Today?

2.)Wesley on board!

1.)We break for cubes.

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LETS BEGIN IN 2010

Beam me up Scotty, there's no sign of intelligent life here.


:P

You look quite well for a man that's been 'utterly destroyed', Mr. Spock." -- Kirk (Patterns of Force)

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LETS BEGIN IN 2010

I didn't mean to say that the Enterprise should be hauling garbage. I meant to say that it should be hauled away AS garbage" -- Korax (The Trouble With Tribbles

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"Mr. Spock, the women on your planet are logical. That's the only planet in the galaxy that can make that claim." -- Kirk (Elaan of Troyius)

Classic!

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Founder of BOINC team Objectivists. Oh the humanity! Rational people crunching data!
I did NOT authorize this belly writing!

Beam me up Scotty, there's no sign of intelligent life here.


:P

Greetings.

Contrary to popular myth: Nowhere, in any episode, in any of the 3 original Star Trek series, did anyone ever say, "Beam me up, Scotty".

Dif-tor heh smusma -- Live long and prosper \\V/_

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CAPT Siran d'Vel'nahr - L L & P _\\//
Winders 11 OS? "What a piece of junk!" - L. Skywalker
"Logic is the cement of our civilization with which we ascend from chaos using reason as our guide." - T'Plana-hath

The best diplomat that I know is a fully-loaded phaser bank." -- Lt. Cdr. Montgomery Scott ("A Taste of Armageddon")

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LETS BEGIN IN 2010

Beam me up Scotty, there's no sign of intelligent life here.


:P

Greetings.

Contrary to popular myth: Nowhere, in any episode, in any of the 3 original Star Trek series, did anyone ever say, "Beam me up, Scotty".

Dif-tor heh smusma -- Live long and prosper \\V/_

Sort of like all the one liners from Casablanca (best movie ever made). "Play it again, Sam" never once uttered.

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Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas.

Albert Einstein

Beam me up Scotty, there's no sign of intelligent life here.


:P

Greetings.

Contrary to popular myth: Nowhere, in any episode, in any of the 3 original Star Trek series, did anyone ever say, "Beam me up, Scotty".

Dif-tor heh smusma -- Live long and prosper \\V/_

Sort of like all the one liners from Casablanca (best movie ever made). "Play it again, Sam" never once uttered.

Greetings,

Exactly! The "Beam me up, Scotty." phrase was probably first seen on a bumper sticker, created by some wannabe Star Trek fan. Of course, it is historically, incorrect. I seem to remember Kirk saying something like: "Scotty, beam me up." or "Scotty, beam us up."

Dif-tor heh smusma -- Live long and prosper \\V/_

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CAPT Siran d'Vel'nahr - L L & P _\\//
Winders 11 OS? "What a piece of junk!" - L. Skywalker
"Logic is the cement of our civilization with which we ascend from chaos using reason as our guide." - T'Plana-hath

Sorry, it's my first ray gun." -- Lily, to Picard

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LETS BEGIN IN 2010

"Brain and brain! What is brain?"

Said petulantly by a provocatively dressed woman of very limited intelligence who had recently performed a brain transplant in "Spock's Brain". Why do I remember that scene?

Tripod hotlinks usually don't work. Better to copy the image, Photobucket it, then link it.

What I'm saying is your link didn't work. All I see is a small Tripod logo graphic with the words "Image Hosted by" at the top.

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He's Dead, Jim, Kick him yourself if you don't believe me...


He's Dead, Jim, Grab his watch, I call the wallet...

It's ensign Pilsbery... he's Bread, Jim

Casablanca movie comes on tonight in the United States on one of the channels....'AMC' perhaps. Saw it advertised.

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Founder of BOINC team Objectivists. Oh the humanity! Rational people crunching data!
I did NOT authorize this belly writing!

Tripod hotlinks usually don't work. Better to copy the image, Photobucket it, then link it.

What I'm saying is your link didn't work. All I see is a small Tripod logo graphic with the words "Image Hosted by" at the top.

Some places like Tripod use a referrer and block 3rd party websites from hotlinking. This can be solved by using the RefControl extension for FireFox. SET Default for sites not listed: <Block> (3rd Party)

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Tripod hotlinks usually don't work. Better to copy the image, Photobucket it, then link it.

What I'm saying is your link didn't work. All I see is a small Tripod logo graphic with the words "Image Hosted by" at the top.

Some places like Tripod use a referrer and block 3rd party websites from hotlinking. This can be solved by using the RefControl extension for FireFox. SET Default for sites not listed: <Block> (3rd Party)

Thanks Misfit. That works very nicely. (I normally don't quote an image from an adjacent post, but I will this time because I can see it now!)

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