The best post wins!

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AthlonRob Volunteer developer Send message Joined: 18 May 99 Posts: 378 Credit: 7,041 RAC: 0	Message 238130 - Posted: 27 Jan 2006, 6:32:55 UTC Hey All- I'm looking for the best post ever. I need to post something somewhere. It has to impress. It has to be intelligent. It must be witty. Dry humor would be appreciated. It has to leave a lasting impression on all those who read it. A short story, a little bit of advice, whatever. It doesn't need to be original. It can be some email forward you got. It can be some blog post you read somewhere. Whatever. I need it to impress somebody. Can you help? :-) Rob ID: 238130 ·

Misfit Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21804 Credit: 2,815,091 RAC: 0	Message 238136 - Posted: 27 Jan 2006, 7:08:05 UTC - in response to Message 238130. I need it to impress somebody. Can you help? :-) I.E. you need a great pickup line/story for a girl you like. me@rescam.org ID: 238136 ·

AthlonRob Volunteer developer Send message Joined: 18 May 99 Posts: 378 Credit: 7,041 RAC: 0	Message 238140 - Posted: 27 Jan 2006, 7:09:31 UTC - in response to Message 238136. I need it to impress somebody. Can you help? :-) I.E. you need a great pickup line/story for a girl you like. She's hot. And it's not so much a pickup line as a story... to be used online.. not in person. :-) Rob ID: 238140 ·

Misfit Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21804 Credit: 2,815,091 RAC: 0	Message 238142 - Posted: 27 Jan 2006, 7:13:32 UTC - in response to Message 238140. I need it to impress somebody. Can you help? :-) I.E. you need a great pickup line/story for a girl you like. She's hot. And it's not so much a pickup line as a story... to be used online.. not in person. :-) I knew it. But that's just part of being Keeper of the Babes. How about a BOTD pic? I have a little bit of influence over that. me@rescam.org ID: 238142 ·

Misfit Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21804 Credit: 2,815,091 RAC: 0	Message 238145 - Posted: 27 Jan 2006, 7:17:39 UTC "When a man and a woman get together the outcome can be very funny, whether they are married or not. We currently have 163 humorous stories about men and women. A description of each is provided below the link." me@rescam.org ID: 238145 ·

Fuzzy Hollynoodles Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0	Message 238170 - Posted: 27 Jan 2006, 9:29:19 UTC - in response to Message 238130. Hey All- I'm looking for the best post ever. I need to post something somewhere. It has to impress. It has to be intelligent. It must be witty. Dry humor would be appreciated. It has to leave a lasting impression on all those who read it. A short story, a little bit of advice, whatever. It doesn't need to be original. It can be some email forward you got. It can be some blog post you read somewhere. Whatever. I need it to impress somebody. Can you help? :-) Look in NA's postlist. ;-) Else ahem [blush] :-) "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me ID: 238170 ·

Es99 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0	Message 238249 - Posted: 27 Jan 2006, 15:30:27 UTC - in response to Message 238140. I need it to impress somebody. Can you help? :-) I.E. you need a great pickup line/story for a girl you like. She's hot. And it's not so much a pickup line as a story... to be used online.. not in person. :-) I think she would be impressed to know you are going to all this trouble just to impress her. Just be yourself, outrageous flattery is always a good thing (I know I fall for it every time!), but don't get sleazy. :-) Can't help you with the whole best post ever thing because most of my posts are absolute drivel. Reality Internet Personality ID: 238249 ·

Rush Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3131 Credit: 302,569 RAC: 0	Message 238254 - Posted: 27 Jan 2006, 15:35:37 UTC - in response to Message 238249. Can't help you with the whole best post ever thing because most of my posts are absolute drivel. I was happy discussing Kyoto. 8^] Cordially, Rush elrushbo2@theobviousgmail.com Remove the obvious... ID: 238254 ·

Es99 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0	Message 238271 - Posted: 27 Jan 2006, 16:11:40 UTC - in response to Message 238254. Can't help you with the whole best post ever thing because most of my posts are absolute drivel. I was happy discussing Kyoto. 8^] You're not meant to agree. You're meant to say, "Of course not Es, you are wise and brilliant and I hang on every letter you type." :-P 'Most' of my posts I said, not all, 'most'. (and I'm still right about everything..and you're still wrong. So there. Neener, neener, neener.) Reality Internet Personality ID: 238271 ·

Rush Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3131 Credit: 302,569 RAC: 0	Message 238277 - Posted: 27 Jan 2006, 16:15:28 UTC - in response to Message 238271. You're not meant to agree. You're meant to say, "Of course not Es, you are wise and brilliant and I hang on every letter you type." :-P Oh 'ell, 'ow many times do I 'ave to say that? Sheesh. 'Most' of my posts I said, not all, 'most'. (and I'm still right about everything..and you're still wrong. So there. Neener, neener, neener.) Touche'. Cordially, Rush elrushbo2@theobviousgmail.com Remove the obvious... ID: 238277 ·

Mad Max Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Mar 00 Posts: 475 Credit: 213,231,775 RAC: 407	Message 238295 - Posted: 27 Jan 2006, 16:57:55 UTC Last modified: 27 Jan 2006, 16:58:25 UTC Sounds like the place I work at, "A book waiting to be written." *IAS - Where Space Is Golden!* ID: 238295 ·

Es99 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0	Message 238362 - Posted: 27 Jan 2006, 20:49:35 UTC - in response to Message 238277. Last modified: 27 Jan 2006, 20:49:47 UTC Oh 'ell, 'ow many times do I 'ave to say that? Sheesh. Cor blimey mate..just say it 'til you believe it. Touche'. I knew you'd see it my way eventually. Reality Internet Personality ID: 238362 ·

The Simonator Send message Joined: 18 Nov 04 Posts: 5700 Credit: 3,855,702 RAC: 50	Message 238403 - Posted: 27 Jan 2006, 22:21:25 UTC Heres a post: Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge. ID: 238403 ·

Prognatus Send message Joined: 6 Jul 99 Posts: 1600 Credit: 391,546 RAC: 0	Message 238430 - Posted: 27 Jan 2006, 22:59:29 UTC And here's Best: ID: 238430 ·

The Simonator Send message Joined: 18 Nov 04 Posts: 5700 Credit: 3,855,702 RAC: 50	Message 238433 - Posted: 27 Jan 2006, 23:04:34 UTC No, heres Best: Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge. ID: 238433 ·

Mad Max Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Mar 00 Posts: 475 Credit: 213,231,775 RAC: 407	Message 238445 - Posted: 27 Jan 2006, 23:15:03 UTC Not! Here is Best: *IAS - Where Space Is Golden!* ID: 238445 ·

Mad Max Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Mar 00 Posts: 475 Credit: 213,231,775 RAC: 407	Message 238448 - Posted: 27 Jan 2006, 23:17:47 UTC And here is Post: (I used this one already but I'm going to use it again) *IAS - Where Space Is Golden!* ID: 238448 ·

Prognatus Send message Joined: 6 Jul 99 Posts: 1600 Credit: 391,546 RAC: 0	Message 238449 - Posted: 27 Jan 2006, 23:18:18 UTC - in response to Message 238445. Not! Here is Best: You mean man's "best friend"? @Simon: George is dead, Pete's alive & kicking (drums)! :) ID: 238449 ·

Mad Max Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Mar 00 Posts: 475 Credit: 213,231,775 RAC: 407	Message 238450 - Posted: 27 Jan 2006, 23:21:13 UTC Nope This Best. *IAS - Where Space Is Golden!* ID: 238450 ·

Prognatus Send message Joined: 6 Jul 99 Posts: 1600 Credit: 391,546 RAC: 0	Message 238465 - Posted: 27 Jan 2006, 23:43:20 UTC - in response to Message 238450. Last modified: 27 Jan 2006, 23:44:42 UTC Nope This Best. Never heard of him. But the dawg looks kind. BTW, what's your avatar today, Max? (I never figure them out...) ID: 238465 ·

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