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According to liberals, the U.S. constitution is outdated. Who decides that we're not following them? |
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H. G. Wells. When the Sleeper Wakes 1898-1899 The franchises had been broadened until it included masses of ignorant men, 'urban myriads,' who went in their featureless thousands to vote together. And the natural consequence of a swarming constituency is the rule of the party organisation. Power was passing even in the Victorian time to the party machinery, secret, complex, and corrupt. Very speedily power was in the hands of great men of business who financed the machines. A time came when the real power and interest of the Empire rested visibly between the two party councils, ruling by newspapers and electoral organisations— two small groups of rich and able men, working at first in opposition, then presently together." Any organisation that became big enough to influence the polls became complex enough to be undermined, broken up, or bought outright by capable rich men. Socialistic and Popular, Reactionary and Purity Parties were all at last mere Stock Exchange counters, selling their principles to pay for their electioneering. And the great concern of the rich was naturally to keep property intact, the board clear for the game of trade. And this spreading usurpation of the world was so dexterously performed— a proteus— hundreds of banks, companies, syndicates, masked the Council's operations— that it was already far advanced before common men suspected the tyranny that had come. The Council never hesitated, never faltered. Means of communication, land, buildings, governments, municipalities, the territorial companies of the tropics, every human enterprise, it gathered greedily. And it drilled and marshalled its men, its railway police, its roadway police, its house guards, and drain and cable guards, its hosts of land-workers. Their unions it did not fight, but it undermined and betrayed and bought them. It bought the world at last. So the magnificent dream of the nineteenth century, the noble project of universal individual liberty and universal happiness, touched by a disease of honour, crippled by a superstition of absolute property, crippled by the religious feuds that had robbed the common citizens of education, robbed men of standards of conduct, and brought the sanctions of morality to utter contempt, had worked itself out in the face of invention and ignoble enterprise, first to a warring plutocracy, and finally to the rule of a supreme plutocrat. His Council at last had ceased even to trouble to have its decrees endorsed by the constitutional authorities,... H. G. Wells. When the Sleeper Wakes 1898-1899 Welcome to Da Future. Yap. DonDaMan in '16 ![]() May we All have a METAMORPHOSIS. REASON. GOoD JUDGEMENT and LOVE and ORDER!!!!! ![]() |
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Who decides laws are obsolete? Some choice laws which need strict zero tolerance enfocement:
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time. It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses. It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday. Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops. Moose may not be viewed from an airplane. Hunting camels is prohibited. Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs. You may not have more than two dildos in a house. No more than six girls may live in any house. It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling. Women may not wear pants. It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday. The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock. Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Women may not drive in a house coat. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property. It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building. In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce. It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades. It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset. It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. You may not kiss your wife’s breasts. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office. Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. All citizens must own a rake. Goldfish may not be given away to entice someone to enter a game of bingo. All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat. Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. You may not fish on a camel’s back. Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person. You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile. The English language is not to be spoken. Waitresses may not carry drinks into a restaurant or bar. Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide. All males 18 to 50 years old must work six days a year on public roads. Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public. One-armed piano players must perform for free. All boxes used to pick hops must be exactly 36 inches long. Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights. No one may catch fish with his bare hands. The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks. If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once. A woman may not buy a hat without her husband’s permission. No one may pour a drink out on the ground at any drive-in movie. Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack. You may not step out of a plane in flight. After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up. Thistles may not grow in one’s yard. It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited. You may not curse inside the city limits. Shooting ranges may not set up targets that resemble human beings. At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches. Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder. Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked. Quakers and witches are banned. All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday. A woman can not be on top in sexual activities. A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission. A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head. It is illegal to sleep naked. All bathtubs must not have feet. It is illegal to teach others what polygamy is. Horses are not to be housed within 50 feet of any road. It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street. Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited. It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants. No person may own a PVC pipe. No person may have a “yard sale†in their front yard. In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all. Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them. It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone. If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested. It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup. It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license. Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service. It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway. Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask. You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe. It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach. Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces. You may not run machinery on Sundays. On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up. All motorists must honk before passing another car, bicyclist, skater, and even a skateboarder. You cannot pump your own gas. It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season. It is against the law to “frown†at a police officer. You may not slurp your soup. Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street. It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon. Idiots may not vote. State officials ordered 400 words of “sexually explicit material†to be cut from Romeo and Juliet. It’s forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public. You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street. A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket. While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door. Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM. It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothingâ€. Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingersâ€. A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks. A bill has been passed that restricts local planning agencies’ ability to use climate change science to predict sea-level rise. It’s against the law to sing off key. Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields. If a man and a woman who aren’t married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married. All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. Organizations may not hold their meetings while the members present are in costume. It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. Beer and pretzels can’t be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant. It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon. One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place. It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house. In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker’s stand, you can be fined $25. Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public. It is illegal to get a fish drunk. It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road. One may not promote a “horse tripping eventâ€. Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state. It is illegal to wear your boots to bed. Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus. Tissues are not to be found in the back of one’s car. Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings. It is illegal to whisper “dirty†things in your lover’s ear during sex. Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays. Dishes must drip dry. It is legal to conduct a horse race or a symphony concert. Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license. You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street. It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors. You may not catch a fish with your hands. Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue. You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth. A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling. You may not sing in the bathtub. Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley. One must make a loud noise before passing a car on the left. It is illegal to drive down any street with beer in your car, even if it is unopened. A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine. Horses may not be kept in bathtubs. By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place. When approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse driven vehicle you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic. It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays. No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them. If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon. Students may not hold hands while at school. Ministers are to be dedicated to God and therefore are not eligible to hold a seat in either House of the Legislature. It is legal to gather and consume roadkill. It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish. Interracial marriages are illegal. One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office. A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos. It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster. No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call. It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. Birds have the right of way on all highways. A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence. It is a felony to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway. It is illegal to cause a catastrophe. Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor. Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth. It is illegal to deny the existence of God. All residents shall bathe every Saturday night. Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween. It is illegal to tickle women. Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary. There is a state law prohibiting “corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates. No animal may be hunted for on Sunday with the exception of raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 AM. The harassing of Bigfoot, Sasquatch or other undiscovered subspecies is a felony punishable by a fine and/or imprisonment. No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold. It is illegal to entice girls away from the Maple Lane School for girls. X-rays may not be used to fit shoes. All lollipops are banned. A law to reduce crime states: “It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town. All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle. It is illegal to pretend that one’s parents are rich. You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday. It is illegal to display a hypnotized or allegedly hypnotized person in a store window. Roadkill may be taken home for supper. When a railroad passes within 1 mile of a community of 100 or more people in it, they must build a station and stop there regularly to pick up and drop off passengers. Whistling underwater is prohibited. It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs. It is illegal to snooze on a train. State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese. It is illegal to kiss on a train. It is illegal to cut a woman’s hair. Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons. The government may not prohibit manual flushed urinals. Screens are required on all windows from May 1 to October 1. All new buildings that cost over $100,000 to build must have %1 of funds spent on art work for the building. It is illegal to wear a hat that obstructs people’s view in a public theater or place of amusement. It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking. You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.
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LOL:) You have found a transcript of the EU legislation. Some of the laws even go back a thousand year. All residents shall bathe every Saturday night. In Scandinavian countries, Saturday is called "lördag," or laurdag, the name being derived from the old word laugr/laug (hence Icelandic name Laugardagur), meaning bath, thus Lördag equates to bath-day. This is due to the Viking practice of bathing on Saturdays.I'm sure that Drumpf knows about this:) |
OzzFan ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Send message Joined: 9 Apr 02 Posts: 15691 Credit: 84,761,841 RAC: 28 ![]() ![]() |
According to liberals, the U.S. constitution is outdated. So then it's purely in the eye of the beholder. |
OzzFan ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Send message Joined: 9 Apr 02 Posts: 15691 Credit: 84,761,841 RAC: 28 ![]() ![]() |
Who decides laws are obsolete? Damn commies. Get offa my lawn. |
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According to liberals, the U.S. constitution is outdated. Do you really think Trump isn't part of this ruling class? |
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Why do you expect Trump to improve the economy? Several organisations have looked at his business performance and declared him, unsuccessful, one of them saying, if he had invested the money he inherited he would be at least twice as rich today. And if you look at my post 1774827 and read the link you will see that he also does not seem to doesn’t understand the difference between a projected budget shortfall and a budget deficit. And yet you seem to think he can improve the US finances. I think that is very wishful thinking. But if that is your opinion then so be it. But if it comes true I hope you able to suffer the consequences. Quietly. |
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The majority of AMERICAN CITIZENS believe the whole can needs to kicked over in Washington and the professional politicians(read pathological liars and felonious thieves) run out of town. I would much rather that be accomplished by a Capitalist Pig than by either of the Socialist/Communist/Idiots running from the left. There are SO MANY shining examples of the wonderful lives enjoyed by those living in Socialist societies......N. Korea, Nicaragua, Cuba...and all the advances made in technology and medicine in those vaunted venues......... "Just exactly what is your fair share of something someone else worked for?" ![]() "Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)> |
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According to liberals, the U.S. constitution is outdated. Your support for him suggested you thought he possessed the appropriate ideology to move this country back to where you think it belongs. |
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Well, your selective reading (as many others in here do) suggests you're going to disagree with me no matter what I say. I think your selective interpretation of my opinions makes you think I'm going to disagree with you no matter what you say. I used to agree with a few things you said in the past before you erased it all. I even still agree with a few things you say need to change. I simply disagree with your method and your political position. |
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The majority of AMERICAN CITIZENS believe the whole can needs to kicked over in Washington and the professional politicians(read pathological liars and felonious thieves) run out of town. The only problem with this statement is you've only picked the worst examples of socialist countries. Capitalize on this good fortune, one word can bring you round ... changes. |
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Well, your selective reading (as many others in here do) suggests you're going to disagree with me no matter what I say. +1 Guy has always, from his first moment here, tried to turn those not in 100% complete agreement with him into an enemy. And Trump will probably do the same. Call Obama a dictator and then cry out for some other authoritarian to undo his work. Ironic. Capitalize on this good fortune, one word can bring you round ... changes. |
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Gary, I'm fully aware of all the ridiculous laws *still on the book.* You're just highlighting the fact that our ruling class is too busy trying to usurp power away from the people and one of the ways to do this is to *selectively* enforce the laws on the books since the laws are interpreted in their eyes only.Ruling class? Sorry. These laws are the laws "reserved to the states OR THE PEOPLE." The ruling class is smarter than to pass this crap. No, only the people a/k/a "the commies" pass laws like these. Or are you saying the people are the ruling class? <ed>And isn't Drumpf a populist, a reflection of "the people" a/k/a "the commies." ![]() |
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The only problem with this statement is you've only picked the worst examples of socialist countries.And the best examples are........... ![]() "Sour Grapes make a bitter Whine." <(0)> |
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The only problem with this statement is you've only picked the worst examples of socialist countries.And the best examples are........... Do you really not know of other countries that are already somewhat socialist? Isn't Social Security somewhat socialist? Capitalize on this good fortune, one word can bring you round ... changes. |
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