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Message 1216035 - Posted: 9 Apr 2012, 7:23:28 UTC - in response to Message 1215929.  

That picture of him is PRICELESS.

He obviously needs to eat some Timbits.


But he is wearing a tie. And a nice suit. He MUST be trustworthy.



Trustworthy, you say! Hmmmmmmm think I will reserve judgment.
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Message 1216071 - Posted: 9 Apr 2012, 10:08:50 UTC

Hmm, only one bullet, what a dilemma.

Actually i'm not sure who the other guy is, Canadian PM?


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Message 1216118 - Posted: 9 Apr 2012, 14:31:04 UTC

Remember this line:
"The entire human experience can be represented by this tiny Tim Bit."
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Message 1216163 - Posted: 9 Apr 2012, 15:39:03 UTC
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!! I think we've inadvertently stumbled on the purpose of being for this thread.

Quotes about Timbits from Scientists, quacks, geniuses, and more!

(thank kenzieb for having a way better idea than I did.) :-)
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Message 1216166 - Posted: 9 Apr 2012, 15:44:27 UTC


...."I see Timbits!"
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Message 1216280 - Posted: 9 Apr 2012, 21:11:32 UTC - in response to Message 1216167.  



... and that is why Timbits taste so good.

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Message 1216293 - Posted: 9 Apr 2012, 21:27:09 UTC



Boss, we have distilled the purest form of deliciousness from a TimBit.
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Message 1216502 - Posted: 10 Apr 2012, 6:18:01 UTC


..."and Timbits are the underlying key to its stability."
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Message 1216520 - Posted: 10 Apr 2012, 7:20:25 UTC
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"We'll give it back if you give us back our Timbits!"



(and maybe these guys could give me back the two wasted hours of my youth)

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Message 1216757 - Posted: 11 Apr 2012, 5:47:36 UTC


"Many people have asked me why I have spent my life doing this. I am doing it for many reasons. First of all, I ran out of Timbits..."
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Message 1217164 - Posted: 12 Apr 2012, 5:36:20 UTC


"Our virtues and our Timbits are inseparable, like force and matter. When they separate, man is no more."
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Message 1217667 - Posted: 13 Apr 2012, 16:24:18 UTC

Darren has found the world's biggest Timbits!



Actually an old friend of mine, Darren Sadler, former Worlds Strongest Man (<105kg).
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Message 1217674 - Posted: 13 Apr 2012, 16:42:19 UTC

"Gimme back my Timbits....
Put 'em back where they belong.
Ain't foolin' around 'cause I done had my fun.
Ain't gonna see no more damage done....
Gimme back, gimme back my Timbits."
"Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once."

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Message 1217911 - Posted: 14 Apr 2012, 1:41:57 UTC

And we all remember this famous picture...



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Message 1217934 - Posted: 14 Apr 2012, 3:13:11 UTC
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1. Timbits are infecting other threads!
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Message 1220076 - Posted: 18 Apr 2012, 22:14:04 UTC

The Tim Bits our emblem dear,
The Tim Bits are forever!
God save our Queen and Heaven bless
The Tim Bits forever!

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Message 1220126 - Posted: 19 Apr 2012, 2:17:43 UTC - in response to Message 1220076.  

The Tim Bits our emblem dear,
The Tim Bits are forever!
God save our Queen and Heaven bless
The Tim Bits forever!



You all need to stand at attention while reading that post. Better yet, while singing it. Here is a modern pop tune that uses the melody of this timeless patriotic classic.

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Message 1220127 - Posted: 19 Apr 2012, 2:38:09 UTC

You all need to stand at attention

Thank you Bill.
Sometimes it is easy to miss the
“Red Ensign” For people my age it
used to be The Flag.
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