Fish and visitors stink in 3 days.

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Old James

Do you Know, "50 years ago today it was the 11th April 1962...not a lot of people know that, Eric"!!

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The Kite Fliers

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Kite fliers: An imaginary club of solo members, those who don't yet
belong to a formal team so "fly their own kites" - as the saying goes.

You can win as much as £1 million on the UK premium bonds...

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The Kite Fliers

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Kite fliers: An imaginary club of solo members, those who don't yet
belong to a formal team so "fly their own kites" - as the saying goes.

There's a rumour that there's a topic just round the corner....

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Bob Smith
Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society)
Somewhere in the (un)known Universe?

Oi!, touch my chocolate bar and you'll "cop it"?

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The Kite Fliers

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Kite fliers: An imaginary club of solo members, those who don't yet
belong to a formal team so "fly their own kites" - as the saying goes.

I used to live in Letsbe Avenue...

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The Kite Fliers

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Kite fliers: An imaginary club of solo members, those who don't yet
belong to a formal team so "fly their own kites" - as the saying goes.

Paddy put his wellingtons on the wrong feet last week, he's still looking
for his mate who's got 'em on.

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The Kite Fliers

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Kite fliers: An imaginary club of solo members, those who don't yet
belong to a formal team so "fly their own kites" - as the saying goes.

There are 84 polystyrene (or whatever they're made of) tiles on my bedroom ceiling. I have counted them many times. Maybe I should paint a sheep on each one.

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Member of the People Encouraging Niceness In Society club.

Ebaneiser used to have a walking
stick until one day when the
stick walked away.

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There are 84 polystyrene (or whatever they're made of) tiles on my bedroom ceiling. I have counted them many times.

No I mustn't, I must be strong, I mustn't ... OK normal service is resumed.

Three people have a meal in a restaurant. The maître d’ presents the bill which is $30, so each diner pays $10. Later the maître d’ realizes that the bill should only have been $25. To rectify this, he gives the waiter $5 to return to the diners.

On the way to the table the waiter realises that he cannot divide the money equally. As the diners didn't know the total of the revised bill, the waiter decides to just give each guest $1 back and keep $2 for himself.

Now that each of the diners has been given $1 back, each has paid $9, bringing the total paid to $27. The waiter has $2. If the diners originally handed over $30, what happened to the remaining $1?

No they haven't!! they each paid a third of $28, 2 from 30 = 28.

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The Kite Fliers

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Kite fliers: An imaginary club of solo members, those who don't yet
belong to a formal team so "fly their own kites" - as the saying goes.

No they haven't!! they each paid a third of $28, 2 from 30 = 28.

1/3 of 28 = $9.33, but each diner has $1 in his pocket .....

(I know the answer but I ain't telling :-)) )

Bill = $25, refund = $3 Waiter $2 total $30.

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Bill = $25, refund = $3 Waiter $2 total $30.

The chance to karaoke John Denver's "Grandma's Feather Bed" au naturel while surrounded by a troop of lip syncing raccoons... priceless.

Coming home to seti@home = priceless

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#resist

A man has two girlfriends whom he visits every Sunday, one who lives uptown and the other downtown. He likes them both equally, so he lets the trains decide which one he will visit each time. He arrives at the train station at purely random times and simply takes whichever train arrives first.

But over time, he finds that he’s visiting the uptown girlfriend much more often than the downtown girlfriend, even though there are the same number of uptown and downtown trains arriving at the station each day, that run regularly 6 times an hour. Why?

Because the uptown girl is better looking.

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. . . In Texas - it's illegal to graffiti someone's cow

Chuck Norris could do it!

especially with nunchucks eh ;))

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Science Status Page . . .

I've never met a Nun named chuck

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In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.
Diogenes Of Sinope

I've never met a Nun named chuck

never listen to the 'Beachboys' ? "i get around . . ."

<off-topiC> 'ello Skil . . .

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Science Status Page . . .

I did see a nun who looked remarkably like half of that duo....


(I think it was in a nightmare)

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Bob Smith
Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society)
Somewhere in the (un)known Universe?

I did see a nun who looked remarkably like half of that duo....


(I think it was in a nightmare)

<------- maybE that's because Chuck's friends with President Bush :))))

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BOINC Wiki . . .

Science Status Page . . .

Bill = $25, refund = $3, Waiter $2, total $30.

Correct, a quick count up gives the answer. There is $25 in the till, $2 in the waiters pocket, and $1 each in the diners pockets. 25+2+(3x1)=30. It's an oldie but a goodie and gets people every time. Sorry Nick!

That's OK, I knew this riddle of old but had never tried to work it out.

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The Kite Fliers

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Kite fliers: An imaginary club of solo members, those who don't yet
belong to a formal team so "fly their own kites" - as the saying goes.