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Message 1019156 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 10:43:09 UTC - in response to Message 1019140.  

next question: What's the difference between a duck?


A bicycle, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Message 1019163 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 11:23:15 UTC - in response to Message 1019156.  

next question: What's the difference between a duck?


A bicycle, because a vest has no sleeves.


Yay! Another goofy question answered!

Have a good time at the Farmer's Market Bill!

(I know, I know. I gotta get back to bed.)
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Message 1019167 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 12:26:29 UTC - in response to Message 1019163.  

ha, I remembered the classic: why did the chicken cross the road?

And my own (probably completely nongoofy question:
why do people never seem to listen? (not reading properlt ehat you have written amounts to the same...)
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Message 1019171 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 13:05:51 UTC - in response to Message 1019167.  

ha, I remembered the classic: why did the chicken cross the road?

And my own (probably completely nongoofy question:
why do people never seem to listen? (not reading properlt ehat you have written amounts to the same...)


huh Sorry.. did you say something?
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Message 1019174 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 13:16:06 UTC - in response to Message 1019171.  

ha, I remembered the classic: why did the chicken cross the road?

And my own (probably completely nongoofy question:
why do people never seem to listen? (not reading properlt ehat you have written amounts to the same...)


huh Sorry.. did you say something?


No I was quietly muttering to myself :)
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Message 1019194 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 14:18:23 UTC - in response to Message 1019167.  
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why do people never seem to listen? (not reading properlt ehat you have written amounts to the same...)

That's weird. My wife always says the same thing!
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Message 1019195 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 14:23:47 UTC - in response to Message 1019194.  

why do people never seem to listen? (not reading properlt ehat you have written amounts to the same...)

That's weird. My wife always says the same thing!


ok, I'll have to hide in the attic until I stopped laughing.
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Message 1019198 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 14:30:45 UTC - in response to Message 1019196.  

b) Why do drive-up ATM machines have braille on the keypads?


For the same reason that computer keyboards have raised marks on the F and J keys. Also all phones have the same raised marks on the 5 key.

Its to help blind people dummy !! ;-)

I think you missed the drive-up ATM machine part.
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Message 1019200 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 14:36:51 UTC - in response to Message 1019198.  

kind of like a Giant billboard around here.

It said "Learn to read, call <phone numer>"

Of course if someone needed to learn to read...
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Message 1019239 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 16:21:05 UTC - in response to Message 1019198.  
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b) Why do drive-up ATM machines have braille on the keypads?


For the same reason that computer keyboards have raised marks on the F and J keys. Also all phones have the same raised marks on the 5 key.

It's to help blind people dummy !! ;-)

I think you missed the drive-up ATM machine part.

But there've been whole films about blind people driving... ;-)

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[edit]Sorry, some German slipped through; I think it should have been "movies". But I'm just halfway through a bottle of wine I opened because my daughter is not amongst the casualties at Love Parade in Duisburg (Germany)[/edit]
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Message 1019240 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 16:22:48 UTC - in response to Message 1019239.  

b) Why do drive-up ATM machines have braille on the keypads?


For the same reason that computer keyboards have raised marks on the F and J keys. Also all phones have the same raised marks on the 5 key.

It's to help blind people dummy !! ;-)

I think you missed the drive-up ATM machine part.

But there've been whole films about blind people driving... ;-)

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I encounter them regularly on the freeway in Toronto. At least, that is the only reason I can think why anybody would drive like that.

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Message 1019242 - Posted: 24 Jul 2010, 16:32:46 UTC

Why do they call it "Medical Practice"?


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Message 1019384 - Posted: 25 Jul 2010, 4:44:22 UTC

Again, Googling is a no-no, but what were the names of the 2 little space aliens that made several appearances on the Rocky & Bullwinkle Show?
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Message 1019386 - Posted: 25 Jul 2010, 4:51:19 UTC - in response to Message 1019384.  

Again, Googling is a no-no, but what were the names of the 2 little space aliens that made several appearances on the Rocky & Bullwinkle Show?

No Idea, my pre American time. Care to post a link?
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Message 1019388 - Posted: 25 Jul 2010, 4:54:32 UTC

Sniff, that was a pic not a link.
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Message 1019475 - Posted: 25 Jul 2010, 14:58:49 UTC

To all You aspiring Boy Blunders out there:

Riddle Me this: What does a Cat, a Person and a PC all want in the Summer, But not in the Winter?
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Message 1019476 - Posted: 25 Jul 2010, 15:00:34 UTC - in response to Message 1019475.  

To all You aspiring Boy Blunders out there:

Riddle Me this: What does a Cat, a Person and a PC all want in the Summer, But not in the Winter?

Swedish meatballs?
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Message 1019477 - Posted: 25 Jul 2010, 15:05:53 UTC - in response to Message 1019476.  

To all You aspiring Boy Blunders out there:

Riddle Me this: What does a Cat, a Person and a PC all want in the Summer, But not in the Winter?

Swedish meatballs?

Nope, Guess again.
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Message 1019483 - Posted: 25 Jul 2010, 15:25:59 UTC - in response to Message 1019477.  

To all You aspiring Boy Blunders out there:

Riddle Me this: What does a Cat, a Person and a PC all want in the Summer, But not in the Winter?

Swedish meatballs?

Nope, Guess again.

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