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Kathy ![]() Send message Joined: 5 Jan 03 Posts: 338 Credit: 27,877,436 RAC: 0 ![]() |
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From the Addams Family: Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons? Wednesday: Yes. Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons? Pugsley: Yes. Girl Scout: I'll tell you what- I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal? Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?[/b] ![]() ![]() |
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from Independence day, Man I have got to get me one of these! ![]() Old James |
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. . . do YOU know WHO you're talking to . . . do YOU know WHO i am ... _ _ _ ... ![]() Science Status Page . . . |
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To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee! ![]() ![]() |
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"Women - the aliens among us." |
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"Smoke if you got'em" --Lord Dark helmet mambo |
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[after hitting a rabbit on the road] Oldsen: Why don't we kill it? Hit it with something hard... Mac: You've already done that with a two-ton automobile! ----------------------------------------------------- Rev. Macpherson: You want to buy my church? MacIntyre: Not as a going concern. ![]() Calm Chaos Forum...Join Calm Chaos Now |
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Soldier: I don't believe in God. Mr. Smith: I didn't either. I don't think He noticed. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rachel: Mr. Smith? Kurdy: It's a long story Mr. Smith: No it's not. It's a proper name. First name Mister, last name Smith. Not a title. See? Max, seven seconds. Jeremiah: Rachel... Rachel: *Miss* Rachel. Kurdy: See what you started? Mr. Smith: Is it my fault I'm a trend setter? ![]() Calm Chaos Forum...Join Calm Chaos Now |
1mp0£173 Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 8423 Credit: 356,897 RAC: 0 ![]() |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Very likely the best Science Fiction movie of all time. ... and one that probably couldn't be made today. |
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I really thought Babylon 5 was under-appreciated during its tenure. This quote reminds me of Seti@home. "Of course it is, for the simple reason that no one else would've ever built a place like this. Humans share one unique quality. They build communities. If the Narns or the Centauri or any other race built a station like this, it would be used only by their own people, but everywhere humans go, they create communities out of diverse and sometimes hostile populations. It is a great gift and a terrible responsibility, one that cannot be abandoned." -- Delenn in Babylon 5:"And Now For a Word" |
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... One of my many faves.......... All those moments will be lost in time....... "It's too bad she won't live.........but then again, who does?" "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." ![]() |
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"Jim - This man's a Klingon!" (What I say whenever Eric has to undergo some medical tests...) |
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Spock to Kirk "Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons." |
John McLeod VII Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 24806 Credit: 790,712 RAC: 0 ![]() |
"Jim - This man's a Klingon!" Tribbles seem to like everyone - except Klingons. ![]() ![]() BOINC WIKI |
Alinator Send message Joined: 19 Apr 05 Posts: 4178 Credit: 4,647,982 RAC: 0 ![]() |
Guinan: "...You spoiled the joke. You know, it could have been your timing." Data: "My timing is digital." Alinator |
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"They were just sucked into space" -- Riker "Blown, sir" -- Data "Sorry, Data" -- Riker "Common mistake, sir" -- Data ![]() ![]() |
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And I just remembered this one, from an engineering conference about 10 years ago. I listened to a department head's proposal, thought about it, and turned to him and with a dead straight face said "Make it so Number One." With an equally dead straight face, he turned to his assistant and said "Make it so Number Two". ![]() ![]() |
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Understanding is a three-edged sword. (Another Kosh quote from B-5. I'd start a marathon of episodes if it weren't for that pesky thing called work...) |
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...Both Copernicus & Einstein have brought about profound changes in the way we see our position in the order of things. Gone is privileged place at the center of the universe, gone are eternity & certainty, gone are absolute time & space... ...by Stephen W. Hwaking... |
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