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Message 930486 - Posted: 2 Sep 2009, 21:28:47 UTC

From the Addams Family:

Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons?
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Message 930520 - Posted: 2 Sep 2009, 23:41:13 UTC

from Independence day, Man I have got to get me one of these!
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Message 930616 - Posted: 3 Sep 2009, 13:29:18 UTC


. . . do YOU know WHO you're talking to

. . . do YOU know WHO i am


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Message 930664 - Posted: 3 Sep 2009, 19:33:20 UTC

To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!

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"Women - the aliens among us."
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Message 930730 - Posted: 4 Sep 2009, 0:37:07 UTC
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[after hitting a rabbit on the road]
Oldsen: Why don't we kill it? Hit it with something hard...
Mac: You've already done that with a two-ton automobile!

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Message 930732 - Posted: 4 Sep 2009, 0:42:35 UTC

Soldier: I don't believe in God.
Mr. Smith: I didn't either. I don't think He noticed.

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Message 930773 - Posted: 4 Sep 2009, 3:59:11 UTC - in response to Message 930257.  

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...

Very likely the best Science Fiction movie of all time.

... and one that probably couldn't be made today.
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Message 930788 - Posted: 4 Sep 2009, 5:35:45 UTC

I really thought Babylon 5 was under-appreciated during its tenure. This quote reminds me of Seti@home.

"Of course it is, for the simple reason that no one else would've ever built a place like this. Humans share one unique quality. They build communities. If the Narns or the Centauri or any other race built a station like this, it would be used only by their own people, but everywhere humans go, they create communities out of diverse and sometimes hostile populations. It is a great gift and a terrible responsibility, one that cannot be abandoned."
-- Delenn in Babylon 5:"And Now For a Word"
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Message 930802 - Posted: 4 Sep 2009, 8:28:52 UTC - in response to Message 930485.  
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...


Classic...Blade Runner.

One of my many faves..........
All those moments will be lost in time.......

"It's too bad she won't live.........but then again, who does?"
"Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once."

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Message 931807 - Posted: 7 Sep 2009, 21:17:53 UTC

"Jim - This man's a Klingon!"

(What I say whenever Eric has to undergo some medical tests...)
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Message 931820 - Posted: 7 Sep 2009, 22:18:43 UTC

Spock to Kirk
"Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons."
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Message 931871 - Posted: 8 Sep 2009, 3:06:09 UTC - in response to Message 931807.  

"Jim - This man's a Klingon!"

(What I say whenever Eric has to undergo some medical tests...)

Tribbles seem to like everyone - except Klingons.


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Message 931874 - Posted: 8 Sep 2009, 3:16:44 UTC
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Guinan: "...You spoiled the joke. You know, it could have been your timing."

Data: "My timing is digital."

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Message 931997 - Posted: 9 Sep 2009, 1:49:26 UTC

"They were just sucked into space" -- Riker
"Blown, sir" -- Data
"Sorry, Data" -- Riker
"Common mistake, sir" -- Data

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Message 931999 - Posted: 9 Sep 2009, 1:56:43 UTC

And I just remembered this one, from an engineering conference about 10 years ago. I listened to a department head's proposal, thought about it, and turned to him and with a dead straight face said "Make it so Number One." With an equally dead straight face, he turned to his assistant and said "Make it so Number Two".

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Message 933164 - Posted: 13 Sep 2009, 23:12:00 UTC

Understanding is a three-edged sword.

(Another Kosh quote from B-5. I'd start a marathon of episodes if it weren't for that pesky thing called work...)
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Message 933191 - Posted: 14 Sep 2009, 1:37:12 UTC
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...Both Copernicus & Einstein have brought about profound changes in the way we see our position in the order of things. Gone is privileged place at the center of the universe, gone are eternity & certainty, gone are absolute time & space...

...by Stephen W. Hwaking...
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