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Message 741380 - Posted: 19 Apr 2008, 13:19:36 UTC

This could be fun......

"I never drink anything stronger that gin before breakfast......"

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"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

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Message 741381 - Posted: 19 Apr 2008, 13:20:49 UTC

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Message 741382 - Posted: 19 Apr 2008, 13:23:41 UTC - in response to Message 741381.  

Duke Nukem?

The kitty claw for you.......wrong answer.....

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Message 741386 - Posted: 19 Apr 2008, 13:40:57 UTC

Harry the wine-o.
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Message 741389 - Posted: 19 Apr 2008, 13:41:55 UTC - in response to Message 741386.  

Harry the wine-o.

Oh man........this is so basic........

The father of all drinkists.......
"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

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Message 741391 - Posted: 19 Apr 2008, 13:44:58 UTC

I believe the exact quote was.....

"I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast."
"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

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Message 741392 - Posted: 19 Apr 2008, 13:48:38 UTC

And this one has me falling offa da couch........

"Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch."
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Message 741399 - Posted: 19 Apr 2008, 13:57:37 UTC - in response to Message 741391.  

I believe the exact quote was.....

"I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast."


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Message 741405 - Posted: 19 Apr 2008, 14:03:39 UTC - in response to Message 741399.  

I believe the exact quote was.....

"I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast."


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Bing bing bing bing........we have a winner........

And the next quote is......

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."
"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

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Message 741410 - Posted: 19 Apr 2008, 14:16:15 UTC



"They have worries, they're counting the miles, they're thinking about where to sleep tonight,

how much money for gas, the weather, how they'll get there . . .

and all the time they'll get there anyway, you see."


~ Jack Kerouac - 'On the Road' Part 3, Ch. 5 ~


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Message 741411 - Posted: 19 Apr 2008, 14:18:19 UTC - in response to Message 741410.  



"They have worries, they're counting the miles, they're thinking about where to sleep tonight,

how much money for gas, the weather, how they'll get there . . .

and all the time they'll get there anyway, you see."


~ Jack Kerouac - 'On the Road' Part 3, Ch. 5 ~


OK......but not a simple drunk quote..........

Please stay on topic......'less you're drunk........
"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

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Message 741737 - Posted: 20 Apr 2008, 4:49:59 UTC

If I say 'I love you', consider me drunk

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Message 741861 - Posted: 20 Apr 2008, 13:39:58 UTC

I think one of the classics, has to be the exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill, which went something like this.....


Lady Astor; Winston, you're drunk.
Churchill; And you madam, are ugly, but in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly.


It may not be 100% accurate, but thats the 'nuts and bolts' of it.




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