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This is funny indeed. With each crime and every kindness we birth our future. |
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hehhehehe good one Ice,ty for the laugh.:D Scorpions - Wind Of Change |
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mi thinks they might have done that on purpose - whether the one that applied that film OR the Police wanted it that way . . . DOH! ;) ![]() Science Status Page . . . |
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No Richard, I got this from an 'inside' source, fresh today. It costs a fortune to paint the back of a bus like that. A bus showing a specific number plate even (google for it) ;) flaming balloons |
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That is not painted on, but rather a plastic adhesive film with the photo applied to it. Account frozen... |
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Safer Neighbourhoods bus artwork - for all eleven of the buses currently travelling around Hampshire and the Isle of Wight Hampshire Police UK . . . police.authority@hampshire.pnn.police.uk ![]() Science Status Page . . . |
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It does explain the giddy grin on his partner. |
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Chair’s Foreword It is clear that Safer Neighbourhood Teams (SNTs) are a popular measure – but that is no reason not to assess their impact and value for money. Indeed, it is perhaps all the more important to keep a critical, but constructive, eye on their progress; it can be all too easy, where there is widespread support, to overlook the scope for improvement or simply, through timidity, to avoid seeming negative. Our report is written in the spirit of constructive criticism, and it is fair to say that in all our exchanges with both the Metropolitan Police Authority (MPA) and the Metropolitan Police Service (MPS) they have made it clear that they are open to comments and are keen themselves to assess the effectiveness of SNTs. It is also important to understand the objectives of SNTs. They could not in any event be the sole or primary mechanism to reduce crime, and it does the scheme no favours to use it as the basis for exaggerated claims. Indeed, overstating either goals or achievements risks the perception of failure. Safer Neighbourhoods were, as the report reminds us, designed to provide a visible police presence and to reconnect local people with the police. We wish the MPA, the MPS and their partners, especially the London boroughs, well in their work of helping us all feel good about where we live. Sally Hamwee Chair of the Budget Committee February 2007 ![]() Science Status Page . . . |
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The chief constable has overall responsibility for the operational policing of Hampshire and the Isle of Wight, however the authority has the following responsibilities: To secure an efficient and effective police force for Hampshire and the Isle of Wight To publish annually a policing plan in consultation with the chief constable; the plan must include national and local objectives To publish a three-year strategic plan to illustrate how the authority is working towards delivering key national priorities To produce an annual report assessing the extent to which the objectives in the policing plan have been achieved To set the annual budget for the force and ensure that it achieves best value for the money spent To oversee complaints against Hampshire Constabulary to ensure they are dealt with thoroughly and fairly To arrange for trained volunteers from the community to make unscheduled visits to police stations to monitor the welfare of persons detained there To ensure that facilities exist to consult the public about policing matters To appoint officers to chief constable, deputy chief constable and assistant chief constable rank The full authority meets on seven occasions a year and discusses with senior police management in a public forum a wide range of matters relating to the past and future performance of the force. In addition to these meetings, the authority holds committee meetings open to the public with specific responsibilities for community affairs, complaints, crime prevention finance, IT, performance, personnel, and standards & governance. Telephone Hampshire Police Authority on 0845 045 45 45 (non-emergencies only - in an emergency, always dial 999) > if you are calling from abroad, dial 00 44 1962 841534 minicom services can be accessed by dialing 023 8074 5500 < Alternatively, non-emergency incidents can be reported by dialling 101, or to anonymously report a crime, call Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111 ![]() Science Status Page . . . |
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A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Can I have some bread?" The bartender says, "No". The ducks asks again, "Can I have some bread?" The bartender again says, "No". The duck, "Can I have some bread?" The bartender, "No". "Can I have some bread?" "No". "Can I have some bread?" "No". "Can I have some bread?" "No". "Can I have some bread?" The bartender says, "If you ask for bread once more I am going to nail your beak to the bar!!!" The duck asks, "Do you have any nails?" The bartender says, "No". "Can I have some bread?" flaming balloons |
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Hello Ice! ;-) Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to disagree? Some of them want to use you Some of them want to get used by you Some of them want to abuse you Some of them want to be abused. The hottest songs from Annie Lennox ;o) flaming balloons |
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Me first This can't happen here in Germany - at least not with these cars: here it would be a Mercedes and a BMW, but no other difference :D Account frozen... |
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