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Message 672605 - Posted: 5 Nov 2007, 16:55:01 UTC

Some police in the UK thought it would be a good idea to advertise on the rear of a bus. Their planning did not take into account the position of the exhaust pipe.




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Message 672608 - Posted: 5 Nov 2007, 17:01:11 UTC


This is funny indeed.


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Message 672609 - Posted: 5 Nov 2007, 17:02:37 UTC

hehhehehe good one Ice,ty for the laugh.:D
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Message 672668 - Posted: 5 Nov 2007, 18:58:08 UTC


mi thinks they might have done that on purpose - whether the one that applied that film OR the Police wanted it that way . . . DOH! ;)


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Message 672698 - Posted: 5 Nov 2007, 20:27:46 UTC - in response to Message 672668.  
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mi thinks they might have done that on purpose - whether the one that applied that film OR the Police wanted it that way . . . DOH! ;)


No Richard, I got this from an 'inside' source, fresh today. It costs a fortune to paint the back of a bus like that. A bus showing a specific number plate even (google for it) ;)


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Message 672703 - Posted: 5 Nov 2007, 20:35:42 UTC

That is not painted on, but rather a plastic adhesive film with the photo applied to it.
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Message 672734 - Posted: 5 Nov 2007, 21:57:58 UTC

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Message 672742 - Posted: 5 Nov 2007, 22:10:52 UTC

It does explain the giddy grin on his partner.
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Message 672744 - Posted: 5 Nov 2007, 22:24:22 UTC


Chair’s Foreword


It is clear that Safer Neighbourhood Teams (SNTs) are a popular measure – but that is no reason not to assess their impact and value for money. Indeed, it is perhaps all the more important to keep a critical, but constructive, eye on their progress; it can be all too easy, where there is widespread support, to overlook the scope for improvement or simply, through timidity, to avoid seeming negative.

Our report is written in the spirit of constructive criticism, and it is fair to say that in all our exchanges with both the Metropolitan Police Authority (MPA) and the Metropolitan Police Service (MPS) they have made it clear that they are open to comments and are keen themselves to assess the effectiveness of SNTs.

It is also important to understand the objectives of SNTs. They could not in any event be the sole or primary mechanism to reduce crime, and it does the scheme no favours to use it as the basis for exaggerated claims. Indeed, overstating either goals or achievements risks the perception of failure. Safer Neighbourhoods were, as the report reminds us, designed to provide a visible police presence and to reconnect local people with the police.

We wish the MPA, the MPS and their partners, especially the London boroughs, well in their work of helping us all feel good about where we live.


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Message 672746 - Posted: 5 Nov 2007, 22:27:03 UTC - in response to Message 672703.  

That is not painted on, but rather a plastic adhesive film with the photo applied to it.

The skinflints. Fancy using a sticker instead of a proper paint job.


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Message 672751 - Posted: 5 Nov 2007, 22:34:09 UTC
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The chief constable has overall responsibility for the operational policing of Hampshire and the Isle of Wight, however the authority has the following responsibilities:

To secure an efficient and effective police force for Hampshire and the Isle of Wight
To publish annually a policing plan in consultation with the chief constable; the plan must include national and local objectives
To publish a three-year strategic plan to illustrate how the authority is working towards delivering key national priorities
To produce an annual report assessing the extent to which the objectives in the policing plan have been achieved
To set the annual budget for the force and ensure that it achieves best value for the money spent
To oversee complaints against Hampshire Constabulary to ensure they are dealt with thoroughly and fairly
To arrange for trained volunteers from the community to make unscheduled visits to police stations to monitor the welfare of persons detained there
To ensure that facilities exist to consult the public about policing matters
To appoint officers to chief constable, deputy chief constable and assistant chief constable rank
The full authority meets on seven occasions a year and discusses with senior police management in a public forum a wide range of matters relating to the past and future performance of the force.

In addition to these meetings, the authority holds committee meetings open to the public with specific responsibilities for community affairs, complaints, crime prevention finance, IT, performance, personnel, and standards & governance.

Telephone Hampshire Police Authority on 0845 045 45 45 (non-emergencies only - in an emergency, always dial 999)

> if you are calling from abroad, dial 00 44 1962 841534
minicom services can be accessed by dialing 023 8074 5500

< Alternatively, non-emergency incidents can be reported by dialling 101, or to anonymously report a crime, call Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111


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Message 673151 - Posted: 6 Nov 2007, 20:41:07 UTC

A duck walks into a bar and asks,
"Can I have some bread?"

The bartender says,
"No".

The ducks asks again,
"Can I have some bread?"

The bartender again says,
"No".

The duck,
"Can I have some bread?"

The bartender,
"No".

"Can I have some bread?"

"No".

"Can I have some bread?"

"No".

"Can I have some bread?"

"No".

"Can I have some bread?"

The bartender says,
"If you ask for bread once more I am going to nail your beak to the
bar!!!"

The duck asks,
"Do you have any nails?"

The bartender says,
"No".

"Can I have some bread?"


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Message 678911 - Posted: 16 Nov 2007, 16:42:27 UTC

Hello Ice! ;-)

..and.. i dont know anything funny, so i can
in fact not post here.. lol

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Message 678913 - Posted: 16 Nov 2007, 16:51:38 UTC - in response to Message 678911.  

Hello Ice! ;-)

..and.. i dont know anything funny, so i can
in fact not post here.. lol

Hello AZ. You just did! Yourself :-))) Arf, arf. You can smack me later :)...


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Message 678998 - Posted: 16 Nov 2007, 20:17:37 UTC
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Message 679003 - Posted: 16 Nov 2007, 20:32:34 UTC - in response to Message 679001.  

Hello Ice! ;-)

..and.. i dont know anything funny, so i can
in fact not post here.. lol

Hello AZ. You just did! Yourself :-))) Arf, arf. You can smack me later :)...


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Message 679004 - Posted: 16 Nov 2007, 20:38:26 UTC - in response to Message 678894.  

Me first

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This can't happen here in Germany - at least not with these cars: here it would be a Mercedes and a BMW, but no other difference :D
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Message 679006 - Posted: 16 Nov 2007, 20:42:32 UTC - in response to Message 679004.  

Me first

[snipping the pic]


This can't happen here in Germany - at least not with these cars: here it would be a Mercedes and a BMW, but no other difference :D

It looks like the Honda has tried to bulldoze it's way past the Nissan. Talk about wedged cheese lol


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