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cRunchy Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3 |
Advice please. (For those of you that already posted some in another thread please repost. I would like to see it). Eat it... or be eaten. Oh sorry I was looking at my dinner... Teddy bears are so cuddly. Give it a big cuddle... What was the other threat about :o) (Sorry meant thread.. I Can't spell..) |
Jeffrey Send message Joined: 21 Nov 03 Posts: 4793 Credit: 26,029 RAC: 0 |
What do you do if you encounter a bear? I like to pat them on their head and rub their belly... They seem to enjoy that... ;) It may not be 1984 but George Orwell sure did see the future . . . |
Es99 Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0 |
What do you do if you encounter a bear? I dunno..I have been reading through all the bear advice and that seems to be a bad idea :D Actually..I think the gist of all the advice is..."hope it doesn't notice you" This is not reassuring. Reality Internet Personality |
Sarge Send message Joined: 25 Aug 99 Posts: 12273 Credit: 8,569,109 RAC: 79 |
I think Jeffrey meant he is a bear and he wants his head patted/belly rubbed. ;) Capitalize on this good fortune, one word can bring you round ... changes. |
Es99 Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0 |
I think Jeffrey meant he is a bear and he wants his head patted/belly rubbed. ;) Jeffrey is very much like a teddy bear. Reality Internet Personality |
Sarge Send message Joined: 25 Aug 99 Posts: 12273 Credit: 8,569,109 RAC: 79 |
I think Jeffrey meant he is a bear and he wants his head patted/belly rubbed. ;) Give 'em some cuddling? Capitalize on this good fortune, one word can bring you round ... changes. |
Fuzzy Hollynoodles Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
Advice please. (For those of you that already posted some in another thread please repost. I would like to see it). Sounds like a good idea. :-D Give it a big hug, it really wants it. "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me |
The Simonator Send message Joined: 18 Nov 04 Posts: 5700 Credit: 3,855,702 RAC: 50 |
Take an AK47 to protect you against bear encounters. Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge. |
Jeffrey Send message Joined: 21 Nov 03 Posts: 4793 Credit: 26,029 RAC: 0 |
Jeffrey is very much like a teddy bear. That's quite the step up for an ant... ;) It may not be 1984 but George Orwell sure did see the future . . . |
Fuzzy Hollynoodles Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
Jeffrey is very much like a teddy bear. Why not, you are a cute ant. ;-D "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me |
Es99 Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0 |
Take an AK47 to protect you against bear encounters. I think we have a winner! :) Reality Internet Personality |
Dune_Finkleberry Send message Joined: 25 Feb 06 Posts: 6454 Credit: 198,656 RAC: 0 |
Take an AK47 to protect you against bear encounters. You'd have to come to USA to get one though. Account frozen... |
Al Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 5832 Credit: 401,935 RAC: 0 |
Take an AK47 to protect you against bear encounters. The hell,you can get em all round the world. Scorpions - Wind Of Change |
Es99 Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0 |
Take an AK47 to protect you against bear encounters. I live in Brixton..I am sure there are plenty around here. :p Reality Internet Personality |
The Simonator Send message Joined: 18 Nov 04 Posts: 5700 Credit: 3,855,702 RAC: 50 |
Take an AK47 to protect you against bear encounters. *wink* Thanks And as for obtaining an AK47, i can think of three, um...contacts, of mine who could get me one. Or a similar weapon equally as effective. Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge. |
Al Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 5832 Credit: 401,935 RAC: 0 |
Take an AK47 to protect you against bear encounters. Ship over sea? Scorpions - Wind Of Change |
Rush Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3131 Credit: 302,569 RAC: 0 |
I live in Brixton..I am sure there are plenty around here. :p You are correct, Sir. Plenty. Cordially, Rush elrushbo2@theobviousgmail.com Remove the obvious... |
Jim_S Send message Joined: 23 Feb 00 Posts: 4705 Credit: 64,560,357 RAC: 31 |
Advice please. (For those of you that already posted some in another thread please repost. I would like to see it). Try to get a large tree between the Bear and yourself, They get bored playing chase the Human around the tree. |
AC Send message Joined: 22 Jan 05 Posts: 3413 Credit: 119,579 RAC: 0 |
You must become one with the bear. ...on second thought that's not a good idea. So I'll suggest the best thing to do is run really fast away from it. |
Knightmare Send message Joined: 16 Aug 04 Posts: 7472 Credit: 94,252 RAC: 0 |
What to do if you encounter a Bear How about.....pray that you don't smell like a salmon....or honey..... Air Cold, the blade stops; from silent stone, Death is preordained Calm Chaos Forums : Everyone Welcome |
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