What do you do if you encounter a bear?

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cRunchy Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3	Message 592072 - Posted: 24 Jun 2007, 19:44:01 UTC - in response to Message 591768. Last modified: 24 Jun 2007, 19:45:38 UTC Advice please. (For those of you that already posted some in another thread please repost. I would like to see it). Eat it... or be eaten. Oh sorry I was looking at my dinner... Teddy bears are so cuddly. Give it a big cuddle... What was the other threat about :o) (Sorry meant thread.. I Can't spell..) ID: 592072 ·

Jeffrey Send message Joined: 21 Nov 03 Posts: 4793 Credit: 26,029 RAC: 0	Message 592074 - Posted: 24 Jun 2007, 19:51:46 UTC What do you do if you encounter a bear? I like to pat them on their head and rub their belly... They seem to enjoy that... ;) It may not be 1984 but George Orwell sure did see the future . . . ID: 592074 ·

Es99 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0	Message 592087 - Posted: 24 Jun 2007, 20:35:34 UTC - in response to Message 592074. What do you do if you encounter a bear? I like to pat them on their head and rub their belly... They seem to enjoy that... ;) I dunno..I have been reading through all the bear advice and that seems to be a bad idea :D Actually..I think the gist of all the advice is..."hope it doesn't notice you" This is not reassuring. Reality Internet Personality ID: 592087 ·

Sarge Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 25 Aug 99 Posts: 12273 Credit: 8,569,109 RAC: 79	Message 592090 - Posted: 24 Jun 2007, 20:41:48 UTC I think Jeffrey meant he is a bear and he wants his head patted/belly rubbed. ;) Capitalize on this good fortune, one word can bring you round ... changes. ID: 592090 ·

Es99 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0	Message 592091 - Posted: 24 Jun 2007, 20:43:52 UTC - in response to Message 592090. I think Jeffrey meant he is a bear and he wants his head patted/belly rubbed. ;) Jeffrey is very much like a teddy bear. Reality Internet Personality ID: 592091 ·

Sarge Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 25 Aug 99 Posts: 12273 Credit: 8,569,109 RAC: 79	Message 592096 - Posted: 24 Jun 2007, 20:59:22 UTC - in response to Message 592091. I think Jeffrey meant he is a bear and he wants his head patted/belly rubbed. ;) Jeffrey is very much like a teddy bear. Give 'em some cuddling? Capitalize on this good fortune, one word can bring you round ... changes. ID: 592096 ·

Fuzzy Hollynoodles Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0	Message 592106 - Posted: 24 Jun 2007, 21:34:25 UTC - in response to Message 592072. Advice please. (For those of you that already posted some in another thread please repost. I would like to see it). Eat it... or be eaten. Oh sorry I was looking at my dinner... Teddy bears are so cuddly. Give it a big cuddle... What was the other threat about :o) (Sorry meant thread.. I Can't spell..) Sounds like a good idea. :-D Give it a big hug, it really wants it. "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me ID: 592106 ·

The Simonator Send message Joined: 18 Nov 04 Posts: 5700 Credit: 3,855,702 RAC: 50	Message 592117 - Posted: 24 Jun 2007, 21:53:59 UTC Take an AK47 to protect you against bear encounters. Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge. ID: 592117 ·

Jeffrey Send message Joined: 21 Nov 03 Posts: 4793 Credit: 26,029 RAC: 0	Message 592126 - Posted: 24 Jun 2007, 22:08:09 UTC - in response to Message 592091. Last modified: 24 Jun 2007, 22:11:33 UTC Jeffrey is very much like a teddy bear. That's quite the step up for an ant... ;) It may not be 1984 but George Orwell sure did see the future . . . ID: 592126 ·

Fuzzy Hollynoodles Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0	Message 592129 - Posted: 24 Jun 2007, 22:13:49 UTC - in response to Message 592126. Jeffrey is very much like a teddy bear. That's quite the step up for an ant... ;) Why not, you are a cute ant. ;-D "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me ID: 592129 ·

Es99 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0	Message 592134 - Posted: 24 Jun 2007, 22:22:31 UTC - in response to Message 592117. Take an AK47 to protect you against bear encounters. I think we have a winner! :) Reality Internet Personality ID: 592134 ·

Dune_Finkleberry Send message Joined: 25 Feb 06 Posts: 6454 Credit: 198,656 RAC: 0	Message 592135 - Posted: 24 Jun 2007, 22:26:26 UTC - in response to Message 592134. Take an AK47 to protect you against bear encounters. I think we have a winner! :) You'd have to come to USA to get one though. Account frozen... ID: 592135 ·

Al Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 5832 Credit: 401,935 RAC: 0	Message 592136 - Posted: 24 Jun 2007, 22:28:09 UTC - in response to Message 592135. Take an AK47 to protect you against bear encounters. I think we have a winner! :) You'd have to come to USA to get one though. The hell,you can get em all round the world. Scorpions - Wind Of Change ID: 592136 ·

Es99 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0	Message 592138 - Posted: 24 Jun 2007, 22:28:18 UTC - in response to Message 592135. Take an AK47 to protect you against bear encounters. I think we have a winner! :) You'd have to come to USA to get one though. I live in Brixton..I am sure there are plenty around here. :p Reality Internet Personality ID: 592138 ·

The Simonator Send message Joined: 18 Nov 04 Posts: 5700 Credit: 3,855,702 RAC: 50	Message 592140 - Posted: 24 Jun 2007, 22:30:47 UTC - in response to Message 592134. Take an AK47 to protect you against bear encounters. I think we have a winner! :) wink Thanks And as for obtaining an AK47, i can think of three, um...contacts, of mine who could get me one. Or a similar weapon equally as effective. Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge. ID: 592140 ·

Al Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 5832 Credit: 401,935 RAC: 0	Message 592142 - Posted: 24 Jun 2007, 22:31:57 UTC - in response to Message 592140. Take an AK47 to protect you against bear encounters. I think we have a winner! :) wink Thanks And as for obtaining an AK47, i can think of three, um...contacts, of mine who could get me one. Or a similar weapon equally as effective. Ship over sea? Scorpions - Wind Of Change ID: 592142 ·

Rush Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3131 Credit: 302,569 RAC: 0	Message 592153 - Posted: 24 Jun 2007, 22:47:34 UTC - in response to Message 592138. I live in Brixton..I am sure there are plenty around here. :p You are correct, Sir. Plenty. Cordially, Rush elrushbo2@theobviousgmail.com Remove the obvious... ID: 592153 ·

Jim_S Send message Joined: 23 Feb 00 Posts: 4705 Credit: 64,560,357 RAC: 31	Message 592251 - Posted: 25 Jun 2007, 2:55:44 UTC - in response to Message 591768. Advice please. (For those of you that already posted some in another thread please repost. I would like to see it). Try to get a large tree between the Bear and yourself, They get bored playing chase the Human around the tree. ID: 592251 ·

AC Send message Joined: 22 Jan 05 Posts: 3413 Credit: 119,579 RAC: 0	Message 592283 - Posted: 25 Jun 2007, 5:00:12 UTC Last modified: 25 Jun 2007, 5:06:20 UTC You must become one with the bear. ...on second thought that's not a good idea. So I'll suggest the best thing to do is run really fast away from it. ID: 592283 ·

Knightmare Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Aug 04 Posts: 7472 Credit: 94,252 RAC: 0	Message 592293 - Posted: 25 Jun 2007, 6:19:57 UTC Last modified: 25 Jun 2007, 6:20:28 UTC What to do if you encounter a Bear How about.....pray that you don't smell like a salmon....or honey..... Air Cold, the blade stops; from silent stone, Death is preordained Calm Chaos Forums : Everyone Welcome ID: 592293 ·

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