The Last Person to Poot WINS # II (closed)

Author	Message
John Clark Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0	Message 576137 - Posted: 26 May 2007, 21:56:41 UTC - in response to Message 576119. I just did a prodigious Poot! Sure did there CA! It kept the posters outta the thread for a long time between yout poots! It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues ID: 576137 ·

cRunchy Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3	Message 576289 - Posted: 27 May 2007, 1:23:45 UTC Last modified: 27 May 2007, 1:24:43 UTC There is nothing more satifying than letting a garlic poot out.. that is until you smell it... eew Poot Online: Enjoy Some Pooty Music: Fart Soundboard (Uses Flash) - Loud Compare Your Pooty Styles: A Pooty Party Machine. (Uses Flash) Are you a 'Bottom Burper' a 'Squat Thruster' or a 'Trumpeteer'?? Feeling musical today then have toot with the nuns of poot: Farting Nun Organ. (Uses flash) ID: 576289 ·

Stacey Jane Send message Joined: 28 Feb 07 Posts: 1717 Credit: 49,536 RAC: 0	Message 576329 - Posted: 27 May 2007, 2:09:33 UTC Proper ladies don't poot. ID: 576329 ·

Demiurg Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0	Message 576481 - Posted: 27 May 2007, 5:37:42 UTC Actually even propper ladies poot. I have heard countesses, Ladies, baronesses and a duchess poot. The only female version I have never heard poot is a true Queen. But for that matter I have never heard a true King poot either. But to be sure I sent a querying missive to the Royal family to ask about it. "We, there Majesties, King and Queen of Sweden, Finland, Estonio, Latvia, Lithuania and MÃƒÂ¤rhen-Pommern do not Poot." It can't get any clearer. The Queen of Denmark sent her regard's and said. "I do not poot, I puff." The Queen of England asked me to ask Helen Mirren. And yesterday I asked the King of Belgium about pooting and he asnwered rather cryptically; "I eat french fries dripping with Mayo, whaddayathink?" *It is SEXY to DONATE!* *Skype = demiurg2* ID: 576481 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 576630 - Posted: 27 May 2007, 12:15:59 UTC I win! POOT! ID: 576630 ·

John Clark Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0	Message 576649 - Posted: 27 May 2007, 13:06:20 UTC Last modified: 27 May 2007, 13:08:12 UTC PFFFFtttteeeeeeh!POP! POP! FUT! Oooh! It's the calories! I tell you, it's the calories! It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues ID: 576649 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 576650 - Posted: 27 May 2007, 13:18:05 UTC - in response to Message 576649. PFFFFtttteeeeeeh!POP! POP! FUT! Oooh! It's the calories! I tell you, it's the calories! Its the Beans! ID: 576650 ·

Mike Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 Feb 01 Posts: 34258 Credit: 79,922,639 RAC: 80	Message 576733 - Posted: 27 May 2007, 15:21:52 UTC big pooooot With each crime and every kindness we birth our future. ID: 576733 ·

Daniel Michel Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Feb 04 Posts: 14925 Credit: 1,378,607 RAC: 6	Message 576742 - Posted: 27 May 2007, 15:36:34 UTC - in response to Message 576733. big pooooot Oh! No!...That was a nasty one!...Pooooooooot!...Ooops...I did it again. PROUD TO BE TFFE! ID: 576742 ·

cRunchy Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3	Message 576745 - Posted: 27 May 2007, 15:38:53 UTC Last modified: 27 May 2007, 15:40:17 UTC Hey I was just thinking (I know it's a miracle) and i invented a new game. It's similar to that table top game where you put a goal either end of the table and then use two straws to blow a ball backwards and forwards. In my game the two players need a mirror and a straw each. They face away from the table top so need a mirror to look over their shoulders... They of course need to put the straw in their ahem back blowing holes... then strain their way to score. It's called: . Tabletop PootBall The thinner the straw the longer the game lasts of course... ID: 576745 ·

Stacey Jane Send message Joined: 28 Feb 07 Posts: 1717 Credit: 49,536 RAC: 0	Message 576801 - Posted: 27 May 2007, 16:59:29 UTC - in response to Message 576745. Last modified: 27 May 2007, 17:00:02 UTC Hey I was just thinking (I know it's a miracle) and i invented a new game. It's similar to that table top game where you put a goal either end of the table and then use two straws to blow a ball backwards and forwards. In my game the two players need a mirror and a straw each. They face away from the table top so need a mirror to look over their shoulders... They of course need to put the straw in their ahem back blowing holes... then strain their way to score. It's called: . Tabletop PootBall The thinner the straw the longer the game lasts of course... If you think somemore (and try not to hurt yourself :P) you'd realize, however funny it sounds, that's just gross. ID: 576801 ·

cRunchy Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3	Message 576804 - Posted: 27 May 2007, 17:02:10 UTC - in response to Message 576801. Last modified: 27 May 2007, 17:15:24 UTC SNIP . Tabletop PootBall The thinner the straw the longer the game lasts of course... If you think somemore (and try not to hurt yourself :P) you'd realize, however funny it sounds, that's just gross. Was that too naughty. My other pooty invensions are even more disturbing :o)) ID: 576804 ·

Stacey Jane Send message Joined: 28 Feb 07 Posts: 1717 Credit: 49,536 RAC: 0	Message 576818 - Posted: 27 May 2007, 17:15:55 UTC - in response to Message 576804. SNIP . Tabletop PootBall The thinner the straw the longer the game lasts of course... If you think somemore (and try not to hurt yourself :P) you'd realize, however funny it sounds, that's just gross. Was I too naughty or over the top? More like a little too naughty out the bottom :D ID: 576818 ·

Dune_Finkleberry Send message Joined: 25 Feb 06 Posts: 6454 Credit: 198,656 RAC: 0	Message 576829 - Posted: 27 May 2007, 17:29:28 UTC - in response to Message 576818. SNIP . Tabletop PootBall The thinner the straw the longer the game lasts of course... If you think somemore (and try not to hurt yourself :P) you'd realize, however funny it sounds, that's just gross. Was I too naughty or over the top? More like a little too naughty out the bottom :D The Lovely & Very Proper Lady Josephine von Liechtenstein HaHa LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Account frozen... ID: 576829 ·

Stacey Jane Send message Joined: 28 Feb 07 Posts: 1717 Credit: 49,536 RAC: 0	Message 576831 - Posted: 27 May 2007, 17:32:44 UTC - in response to Message 576829. SNIP . Tabletop PootBall The thinner the straw the longer the game lasts of course... If you think somemore (and try not to hurt yourself :P) you'd realize, however funny it sounds, that's just gross. Was I too naughty or over the top? More like a little too naughty out the bottom :D The Lovely & Very Proper Lady Josephine von Liechtenstein HaHa LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you laugh at a lady, why, I never. ID: 576831 ·

cRunchy Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3	Message 576835 - Posted: 27 May 2007, 17:35:31 UTC - in response to Message 576818. Was I too naughty or over the top? More like a little too naughty out the bottom :D Ahh you said 'bottom'.. I'm telling Miss on you.. So let me get this right. Ladies never poot but then can say 'bottom'.. Well your in good company as our Queen Lizy did say "Anus Horribulous" once :o) <chuckle> :o) ID: 576835 ·

Dune_Finkleberry Send message Joined: 25 Feb 06 Posts: 6454 Credit: 198,656 RAC: 0	Message 576837 - Posted: 27 May 2007, 17:36:26 UTC - in response to Message 576831. SNIP . Tabletop PootBall The thinner the straw the longer the game lasts of course... If you think somemore (and try not to hurt yourself :P) you'd realize, however funny it sounds, that's just gross. Was I too naughty or over the top? More like a little too naughty out the bottom :D The Lovely & Very Proper Lady Josephine von Liechtenstein HaHa LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you laugh at a lady, why, I never. Well, it's certainly a pleasure to have you spouting these words of wisdom on my break from mowing my weeds. Account frozen... ID: 576837 ·

Stacey Jane Send message Joined: 28 Feb 07 Posts: 1717 Credit: 49,536 RAC: 0	Message 576844 - Posted: 27 May 2007, 17:40:41 UTC - in response to Message 576837. SNIP . Tabletop PootBall The thinner the straw the longer the game lasts of course... If you think somemore (and try not to hurt yourself :P) you'd realize, however funny it sounds, that's just gross. Was I too naughty or over the top? More like a little too naughty out the bottom :D The Lovely & Very Proper Lady Josephine von Liechtenstein HaHa LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you laugh at a lady, why, I never. Well, it's certainly a pleasure to have you spouting these words of wisdom on my break from mowing my weeds. Well, I do believe that I am funny, sometimes I have to convince others of this too. ID: 576844 ·

Dune_Finkleberry Send message Joined: 25 Feb 06 Posts: 6454 Credit: 198,656 RAC: 0	Message 576846 - Posted: 27 May 2007, 17:41:32 UTC - in response to Message 576844. SNIP . Tabletop PootBall The thinner the straw the longer the game lasts of course... If you think somemore (and try not to hurt yourself :P) you'd realize, however funny it sounds, that's just gross. Was I too naughty or over the top? More like a little too naughty out the bottom :D The Lovely & Very Proper Lady Josephine von Liechtenstein HaHa LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare you laugh at a lady, why, I never. Well, it's certainly a pleasure to have you spouting these words of wisdom on my break from mowing my weeds. Well, I do believe that I am funny, sometimes I have to convince others of this too. You don't have to convince me! Account frozen... ID: 576846 ·

Stacey Jane Send message Joined: 28 Feb 07 Posts: 1717 Credit: 49,536 RAC: 0	Message 576849 - Posted: 27 May 2007, 17:42:36 UTC - in response to Message 576835. Was I too naughty or over the top? More like a little too naughty out the bottom :D Ahh you said 'bottom'.. I'm telling Miss on you.. So let me get this right. Ladies never poot but then can say 'bottom'.. Well your in good company as our Queen Lizy did say "Anus Horribulous" once :o) <chuckle> :o) Ladies don't poot, they fluff, but only in the privacy of their own powder room. I should bottle mine, though, it's better than the smell of real roses. ID: 576849 ·

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