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John Clark Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0 |
I just did a prodigious Poot! Sure did there CA! It kept the posters outta the thread for a long time between yout poots! It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues |
cRunchy Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3 |
There is nothing more satifying than letting a garlic poot out.. that is until you smell it... eew Poot Online: Enjoy Some Pooty Music: Fart Soundboard (Uses Flash) - Loud Compare Your Pooty Styles: A Pooty Party Machine. (Uses Flash) Are you a 'Bottom Burper' a 'Squat Thruster' or a 'Trumpeteer'?? Feeling musical today then have toot with the nuns of poot: Farting Nun Organ. (Uses flash) |
Stacey Jane Send message Joined: 28 Feb 07 Posts: 1717 Credit: 49,536 RAC: 0 |
Proper ladies don't poot. |
Demiurg Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0 |
Actually even propper ladies poot. I have heard countesses, Ladies, baronesses and a duchess poot. The only female version I have never heard poot is a true Queen. But for that matter I have never heard a true King poot either. But to be sure I sent a querying missive to the Royal family to ask about it. "We, there Majesties, King and Queen of Sweden, Finland, Estonio, Latvia, Lithuania and Märhen-Pommern do not Poot." It can't get any clearer. The Queen of Denmark sent her regard's and said. "I do not poot, I puff." The Queen of England asked me to ask Helen Mirren. And yesterday I asked the King of Belgium about pooting and he asnwered rather cryptically; "I eat french fries dripping with Mayo, whaddayathink?" It is SEXY to DONATE! Skype = demiurg2 |
Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
I win! POOT! |
John Clark Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0 |
PFFFFtttteeeeeeh!POP! POP! FUT! Oooh! It's the calories! I tell you, it's the calories! It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues |
Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
PFFFFtttteeeeeeh!POP! POP! FUT! Its the Beans! |
Mike Send message Joined: 17 Feb 01 Posts: 34258 Credit: 79,922,639 RAC: 80 |
big pooooot With each crime and every kindness we birth our future. |
Daniel Michel Send message Joined: 2 Feb 04 Posts: 14925 Credit: 1,378,607 RAC: 6 |
Oh! No!...That was a nasty one!...Pooooooooot!...Ooops...I did it again. PROUD TO BE TFFE! |
cRunchy Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3 |
Hey I was just thinking (I know it's a miracle) and i invented a new game. It's similar to that table top game where you put a goal either end of the table and then use two straws to blow a ball backwards and forwards. In my game the two players need a mirror and a straw each. They face away from the table top so need a mirror to look over their shoulders... They of course need to put the straw in their **ahem** back blowing holes... then strain their way to score. It's called: . Tabletop PootBall The thinner the straw the longer the game lasts of course... |
Stacey Jane Send message Joined: 28 Feb 07 Posts: 1717 Credit: 49,536 RAC: 0 |
Hey I was just thinking (I know it's a miracle) and i invented a new game. If you think somemore (and try not to hurt yourself :P) you'd realize, however funny it sounds, that's just gross. |
cRunchy Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3 |
Was that too naughty. My other pooty invensions are even more disturbing :o)) |
Stacey Jane Send message Joined: 28 Feb 07 Posts: 1717 Credit: 49,536 RAC: 0 |
More like a little too naughty out the bottom :D |
Dune_Finkleberry Send message Joined: 25 Feb 06 Posts: 6454 Credit: 198,656 RAC: 0 |
The Lovely & Very Proper Lady Josephine von Liechtenstein HaHa LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Account frozen... |
Stacey Jane Send message Joined: 28 Feb 07 Posts: 1717 Credit: 49,536 RAC: 0 |
How dare you laugh at a lady, why, I never. |
cRunchy Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3 |
Ahh you said 'bottom'.. I'm telling Miss on you.. So let me get this right. Ladies never poot but then can say 'bottom'.. Well your in good company as our Queen Lizy did say "Anus Horribulous" once :o) <chuckle> :o) |
Dune_Finkleberry Send message Joined: 25 Feb 06 Posts: 6454 Credit: 198,656 RAC: 0 |
Well, it's certainly a pleasure to have you spouting these words of wisdom on my break from mowing my weeds. Account frozen... |
Stacey Jane Send message Joined: 28 Feb 07 Posts: 1717 Credit: 49,536 RAC: 0 |
Well, I do believe that I am funny, sometimes I have to convince others of this too. |
Dune_Finkleberry Send message Joined: 25 Feb 06 Posts: 6454 Credit: 198,656 RAC: 0 |
You don't have to convince me! Account frozen... |
Stacey Jane Send message Joined: 28 Feb 07 Posts: 1717 Credit: 49,536 RAC: 0 |
Ladies don't poot, they fluff, but only in the privacy of their own powder room. I should bottle mine, though, it's better than the smell of real roses. |
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