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Michael Send message Joined: 21 Aug 99 Posts: 4608 Credit: 7,427,891 RAC: 18 |
Just to let everybody know, my poots actually smell like roses and have pretty much all my life. I'm dainty you know. As my 4 year old niece has proclaimed...I DON'T DO THAT! |
cRunchy Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3 |
Just to let everybody know, my poots actually smell like roses and have pretty much all my life. I'm dainty you know. Yea and we all know little poots are the worst... little ones that fill the room slowly.. starting with roses and then garlic and then... phew... I can't breath anymore.. Why not revolt and let rip and enjoy pooty equality to the full... :o)) |
cRunchy Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3 |
Just to let everybody know, my poots actually smell like roses and have pretty much all my life. I'm dainty you know. She does because we can smell it... <I even put a peg on my nose> |
Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
Just to let everybody know, my poots actually smell like roses and have pretty much all my life. I'm dainty you know. I believe you SJ! |
Stacey Jane Send message Joined: 28 Feb 07 Posts: 1717 Credit: 49,536 RAC: 0 |
Just to let everybody know, my poots actually smell like roses and have pretty much all my life. I'm dainty you know. It's one of those things that just sets us apart from the men, I guess. Dad says, women don't belch or fart, if they didn't bitch they'd explode. It's our maternal instict, hah. |
Stacey Jane Send message Joined: 28 Feb 07 Posts: 1717 Credit: 49,536 RAC: 0 |
Just to let everybody know, my poots actually smell like roses and have pretty much all my life. I'm dainty you know. You don't like that floral scent? |
Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
My X-Wife is the worst Pooter of all and she didn't care who got it. I would crawl in bed after a very long Day, Turn off the light and just sink in to the bed ahhh nice and comfy ...its quiet and the I love yous are slipping away... Then PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! Under the covers and you here a small childlike voice "Cuse me.} My response is censored....%%*&%*%$*(&%(*%)EWWWW Tha (**&%()*&$ Smell then another of Poot and then child like laughter.... |
cRunchy Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3 |
Just to let everybody know, my poots actually smell like roses and have pretty much all my life. I'm dainty you know. Erm.. I can only just tolerate stinky 'Captain' with my space helmet on. A pooty stinky pants 4 year old girl... Well I guess it depended on whether she was my niece or not... As to the floral smell of big girls: I think it's lovely until they poot.. (and when they poot I might as well be intoxicated... oh..) |
Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
Just to let everybody know, my poots actually smell like roses and have pretty much all my life. I'm dainty you know. Heck I havnt told the story about on the road to Nashville yet, that was the worst... |
cRunchy Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3 |
This isn't something to do with pooting in your own suit is it.. That's very very disturbing Captain.. :(( |
Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
Nobody Noticed.... |
Demiurg Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0 |
Compare Your Pooty Style: I am a walker. I count my poots in steps. The longest poot I have delivered took 68 steps to accomplis. That would make it into a fifty metre looooooong poot. Anyone worse? It is SEXY to DONATE! Skype = demiurg2 |
Demiurg Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0 |
Just to let everybody know, my poots actually smell like roses and have pretty much all my life. I'm dainty you know. The university of Heidelberg released a Ph.D. thesis a couple of years ago where they had researched the pootiness between men and women. Men had a larger gaseous volume than women, but it contained more air then the female poot. But the amount of methane-gas per kilogram bodymass was the same for men and women. So female poots are stinkier per unit of gas then men-pooty:-) The University of Umeå on the other hand has released a thesis stating that the more you eat, the more you crap. The stunning thing with this thesis is that it took 418 pages to prove it. But then sweden has an official Royal Fecal Inspectorate, so I expect the girl writing that thesis had her work cutout for her:-) Science, worth pootin' for! Carl It is SEXY to DONATE! Skype = demiurg2 |
Darth Dogbytes™ Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0 |
Was he awarded his doctorate? Account frozen... |
Demiurg Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0 |
Was he awarded his doctorate? Yepp both the guy at Heidelberg and the girl at Umeå got their ph.d. I guess that they where crappy enough:-) Remember that both are really prestigious universities! Carl It is SEXY to DONATE! Skype = demiurg2 |
Darth Dogbytes™ Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0 |
Was he awarded his doctorate? I am familiar with Heidelberg...I wonder if anyone at University of California, Berkeley has done the same? Account frozen... |
John Clark Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0 |
POOT! POOT! POOT! It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues |
Jim_S Send message Joined: 23 Feb 00 Posts: 4705 Credit: 64,560,357 RAC: 31 |
POOOOooottttt!!!& I'm WINNING!!! |
Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
POOOOooottttt!!!& ewww Kent-ucky Dry Poots... |
Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
I just did a prodigious Poot! |
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