The Last Person to Poot WINS # II (closed)

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Michael Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 21 Aug 99 Posts: 4608 Credit: 7,427,891 RAC: 18	Message 575625 - Posted: 26 May 2007, 4:20:41 UTC - in response to Message 575621. Just to let everybody know, my poots actually smell like roses and have pretty much all my life. I'm dainty you know. As my 4 year old niece has proclaimed...I DON'T DO THAT! ID: 575625 ·

cRunchy Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3	Message 575634 - Posted: 26 May 2007, 4:25:33 UTC - in response to Message 575621. Last modified: 26 May 2007, 4:30:51 UTC Just to let everybody know, my poots actually smell like roses and have pretty much all my life. I'm dainty you know. Yea and we all know little poots are the worst... little ones that fill the room slowly.. starting with roses and then garlic and then... phew... I can't breath anymore.. Why not revolt and let rip and enjoy pooty equality to the full... :o)) ID: 575634 ·

cRunchy Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3	Message 575637 - Posted: 26 May 2007, 4:26:49 UTC - in response to Message 575625. Just to let everybody know, my poots actually smell like roses and have pretty much all my life. I'm dainty you know. As my 4 year old niece has proclaimed...I DON'T DO THAT! She does because we can smell it... <I even put a peg on my nose> ID: 575637 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 575638 - Posted: 26 May 2007, 4:27:09 UTC - in response to Message 575621. Just to let everybody know, my poots actually smell like roses and have pretty much all my life. I'm dainty you know. I believe you SJ! ID: 575638 ·

Stacey Jane Send message Joined: 28 Feb 07 Posts: 1717 Credit: 49,536 RAC: 0	Message 575641 - Posted: 26 May 2007, 4:30:20 UTC - in response to Message 575634. Just to let everybody know, my poots actually smell like roses and have pretty much all my life. I'm dainty you know. Yea and we all know girl poots are the worst... little ones that fill the room slowly.. starting with roses and then garlic and then... phew... I can't breath anymore.. Why not revolt and let rip and enjoy pooty equality to the full... :o)) It's one of those things that just sets us apart from the men, I guess. Dad says, women don't belch or fart, if they didn't bitch they'd explode. It's our maternal instict, hah. ID: 575641 ·

Stacey Jane Send message Joined: 28 Feb 07 Posts: 1717 Credit: 49,536 RAC: 0	Message 575642 - Posted: 26 May 2007, 4:31:22 UTC - in response to Message 575637. Just to let everybody know, my poots actually smell like roses and have pretty much all my life. I'm dainty you know. As my 4 year old niece has proclaimed...I DON'T DO THAT! She does because we can smell it... <I even put a peg on my nose> You don't like that floral scent? ID: 575642 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 575644 - Posted: 26 May 2007, 4:32:16 UTC Last modified: 26 May 2007, 4:32:32 UTC My X-Wife is the worst Pooter of all and she didn't care who got it. I would crawl in bed after a very long Day, Turn off the light and just sink in to the bed ahhh nice and comfy ...its quiet and the I love yous are slipping away... Then PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! Under the covers and you here a small childlike voice "Cuse me.} My response is censored....%%&%%$(&%(%)EWWWW Tha (*&%()&$ Smell then another of Poot and then child like laughter.... ID: 575644 ·

cRunchy Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3	Message 575668 - Posted: 26 May 2007, 4:51:49 UTC - in response to Message 575642. Last modified: 26 May 2007, 4:54:19 UTC Just to let everybody know, my poots actually smell like roses and have pretty much all my life. I'm dainty you know. As my 4 year old niece has proclaimed...I DON'T DO THAT! She does because we can smell it... <I even put a peg on my nose> You don't like that floral scent? Erm.. I can only just tolerate stinky 'Captain' with my space helmet on. A pooty stinky pants 4 year old girl... Well I guess it depended on whether she was my niece or not... As to the floral smell of big girls: I think it's lovely until they poot.. (and when they poot I might as well be intoxicated... oh..) ID: 575668 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 575672 - Posted: 26 May 2007, 4:53:52 UTC - in response to Message 575668. Just to let everybody know, my poots actually smell like roses and have pretty much all my life. I'm dainty you know. As my 4 year old niece has proclaimed...I DON'T DO THAT! She does because we can smell it... <I even put a peg on my nose> You don't like that floral scent? Erm.. I can only just tolerate stinky 'Captain' with my space helmet on. A pooty stinky pants 4 year old girl... Well I guess it depended on whether she was my niece or not... As to the floral smell of big girls... it's lovely until they poot.. Heck I havnt told the story about on the road to Nashville yet, that was the worst... ID: 575672 ·

cRunchy Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3	Message 575677 - Posted: 26 May 2007, 4:57:05 UTC - in response to Message 575672. Last modified: 26 May 2007, 5:02:44 UTC Erm.. I can only just tolerate stinky 'Captain' with my space helmet on. Heck I havnt told the story about on the road to Nashville yet, that was the worst... This isn't something to do with pooting in your own suit is it.. That's very very disturbing Captain.. :(( ID: 575677 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 575686 - Posted: 26 May 2007, 5:06:46 UTC - in response to Message 575677. Erm.. I can only just tolerate stinky 'Captain' with my space helmet on. Heck I havnt told the story about on the road to Nashville yet, that was the worst... This isn't something to do with pooting in your own suit is it.. That's very very disturbing Captain.. :(( Nobody Noticed.... ID: 575686 ·

Demiurg Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0	Message 575690 - Posted: 26 May 2007, 5:09:35 UTC - in response to Message 575599. Compare Your Pooty Style: A Pooty Party Machine. (It's Flash again.. Soz..) Are you a 'Bottom Burper' a 'Squat Thruster' or a 'Trumpeteer'?? ....Snip... naughty biy sSarge stuff ;o)... Hahahahahah! Yeah cheeky butts... So what type of pooter are you then? Go on.. tell us Mr thunder pants winner of the last pooty thread big wig... Grr.. :o)) I like to do a Smoothy whenever I can :o)).. <Blush.. Ooops..> I Like To Poot In Public Places... Oh No Did I Just Say That.. Tell me I'm naughty please... please... ;) I am a walker. I count my poots in steps. The longest poot I have delivered took 68 steps to accomplis. That would make it into a fifty metre looooooong poot. Anyone worse? *It is SEXY to DONATE!* *Skype = demiurg2* ID: 575690 ·

Demiurg Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0	Message 575697 - Posted: 26 May 2007, 5:16:16 UTC - in response to Message 575641. Just to let everybody know, my poots actually smell like roses and have pretty much all my life. I'm dainty you know. Yea and we all know girl poots are the worst... little ones that fill the room slowly.. starting with roses and then garlic and then... phew... I can't breath anymore.. Why not revolt and let rip and enjoy pooty equality to the full... :o)) It's one of those things that just sets us apart from the men, I guess. Dad says, women don't belch or fart, if they didn't bitch they'd explode. It's our maternal instict, hah. The university of Heidelberg released a Ph.D. thesis a couple of years ago where they had researched the pootiness between men and women. Men had a larger gaseous volume than women, but it contained more air then the female poot. But the amount of methane-gas per kilogram bodymass was the same for men and women. So female poots are stinkier per unit of gas then men-pooty:-) The University of UmeÃƒÂ¥ on the other hand has released a thesis stating that the more you eat, the more you crap. The stunning thing with this thesis is that it took 418 pages to prove it. But then sweden has an official Royal Fecal Inspectorate, so I expect the girl writing that thesis had her work cutout for her:-) Science, worth pootin' for! Carl *It is SEXY to DONATE!* *Skype = demiurg2* ID: 575697 ·

Darth Dogbytes™ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0	Message 575706 - Posted: 26 May 2007, 5:27:19 UTC Was he awarded his doctorate? Account frozen... ID: 575706 ·

Demiurg Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0	Message 575709 - Posted: 26 May 2007, 5:32:59 UTC - in response to Message 575706. Was he awarded his doctorate? Yepp both the guy at Heidelberg and the girl at UmeÃƒÂ¥ got their ph.d. I guess that they where crappy enough:-) Remember that both are really prestigious universities! Carl *It is SEXY to DONATE!* *Skype = demiurg2* ID: 575709 ·

Darth Dogbytes™ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0	Message 575710 - Posted: 26 May 2007, 5:36:16 UTC - in response to Message 575709. Was he awarded his doctorate? Yepp both the guy at Heidelberg and the girl at UmeÃƒÂ¥ got their ph.d. I guess that they where crappy enough:-) Remember that both are really prestigious universities! Carl I am familiar with Heidelberg...I wonder if anyone at University of California, Berkeley has done the same? Account frozen... ID: 575710 ·

John Clark Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0	Message 575782 - Posted: 26 May 2007, 9:22:05 UTC POOT! POOT! POOT! It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues ID: 575782 ·

Jim_S Send message Joined: 23 Feb 00 Posts: 4705 Credit: 64,560,357 RAC: 31	Message 575797 - Posted: 26 May 2007, 10:47:08 UTC POOOOooottttt!!!& I'm WINNING!!! ID: 575797 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 575808 - Posted: 26 May 2007, 11:13:45 UTC - in response to Message 575797. POOOOooottttt!!!& I'm WINNING!!! ewww Kent-ucky Dry Poots... ID: 575808 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 576119 - Posted: 26 May 2007, 21:37:43 UTC Last modified: 26 May 2007, 21:37:59 UTC I just did a prodigious Poot! ID: 576119 ·

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