A Punning Clan

Author	Message
Dune_Finkleberry Send message Joined: 25 Feb 06 Posts: 6454 Credit: 198,656 RAC: 0	Message 572231 - Posted: 20 May 2007, 14:24:30 UTC - in response to Message 572220. Ollie 's good ...did he get the shaft of light as well? He is walkin' kinda funny.... Account frozen... ID: 572231 ·

Demiurg Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0	Message 572352 - Posted: 20 May 2007, 18:11:51 UTC - in response to Message 572179. The Demiurg Challenge! I am almighty, I can cut out any words and make anything you say into gibberish! I dare you to opose! All hail me in my seven personalities! Demiurg !Public Health Warning! Any participation in the challenge is voluntary and any harm done is not due to the almighty Demiurg. By participating you have given the Almighty me the right to be satirical and mean without impunity. Nah, just come and join the Coven as a senior member, become our almighty. Thank you for the apraisal! Your almighty! Watch it, our Gladys is in a good mood at the moment, her cauldron blew a poot after hearing about your ascension. All hail me! Ssshhhhhhhh...... You're disrobeing them! :-O Thou shalt not disrobe! *It is SEXY to DONATE!* *Skype = demiurg2* ID: 572352 ·

Demiurg Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0	Message 572353 - Posted: 20 May 2007, 18:13:14 UTC - in response to Message 572182. The Demiurg Challenge! I am almighty, I can cut out any words and make anything you say into gibberish! I dare you to opose! All hail me in my seven personalities! Demiurg !Public Health Warning! Any participation in the challenge is voluntary and any harm done is not due to the almighty Demiurg. By participating you have given the Almighty me the right to be satirical and mean without impunity. Nah, just come and join the Coven as a senior member, become our almighty. Thank you for the apraisal! Your almighty! Watch it, our Gladys is in a good mood at the moment, her cauldron blew a poot after hearing about your ascension. All hail me! Which one of the seven? Beautiful? Sweedeness? :o) No Systemia! *It is SEXY to DONATE!* *Skype = demiurg2* ID: 572353 ·

Dr. C.E.T.I. Send message Joined: 29 Feb 00 Posts: 16019 Credit: 794,685 RAC: 0	Message 572489 - Posted: 20 May 2007, 21:19:47 UTC 'Thunder and Lightning over a Field of Big Grass' BOINC Wiki . . . Science Status Page . . . ID: 572489 ·

Darth Dogbytes™ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0	Message 572520 - Posted: 20 May 2007, 22:17:10 UTC Last modified: 20 May 2007, 22:18:30 UTC It's A Long Way to Tipperary The launch failed to go as planned...a slight miscalculation... Account frozen... ID: 572520 ·

Darth Dogbytes™ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0	Message 572683 - Posted: 21 May 2007, 0:47:24 UTC The Punning Clan mascot just got flamed! ...oh my!!! Account frozen... ID: 572683 ·

Dune_Finkleberry Send message Joined: 25 Feb 06 Posts: 6454 Credit: 198,656 RAC: 0	Message 572710 - Posted: 21 May 2007, 1:11:57 UTC - in response to Message 572683. Last modified: 21 May 2007, 1:32:04 UTC EDIT: That really should go in the nonsense thread DB! THAT was good! The Punning Clan mascot just got flamed! ...oh my!!! Account frozen... ID: 572710 ·

Darth Dogbytes™ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0	Message 572942 - Posted: 21 May 2007, 17:28:09 UTC Another Punning Clan Account frozen... ID: 572942 ·

Beethoven Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 19 Jun 06 Posts: 15274 Credit: 8,546 RAC: 0	Message 573087 - Posted: 21 May 2007, 19:09:20 UTC - in response to Message 572942. Last modified: 21 May 2007, 19:12:27 UTC Another Punning Clan Hahah! It turns out they were both right! Definition ID: 573087 ·

Beethoven Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 19 Jun 06 Posts: 15274 Credit: 8,546 RAC: 0	Message 573094 - Posted: 21 May 2007, 19:16:00 UTC - in response to Message 573091. Last modified: 21 May 2007, 19:16:20 UTC Another Punning Clan Hahah! It turns out they were both right. Definition Does that mean..the plan is down the pan? You mean laying an egg? You're pulling my leg! ID: 573094 ·

Beethoven Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 19 Jun 06 Posts: 15274 Credit: 8,546 RAC: 0	Message 573120 - Posted: 21 May 2007, 19:50:08 UTC Last modified: 21 May 2007, 19:54:09 UTC I'll put you a punning clan, 'tis from the 8th Century A.D. All you need is... A She-goat, A Wolf and A Cabbage: The farmer returneth from market, where bought a she-goat, a wolf and cabbage. Astride his way home he must cross a river. His wicker boat be little, allowing him to take only one of the three things acrossing. He mayn't leave the she-goat and the cabbage together (lest the she-goat eat it), nor the she-goat with the wolf (lest the wolf eat her). How shall the farmer get all harmless to the other side? ID: 573120 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 573205 - Posted: 21 May 2007, 21:32:20 UTC - in response to Message 573120. Last modified: 21 May 2007, 21:32:56 UTC I'll put you a punning clan, 'tis from the 8th Century A.D. All you need is... A She-goat, A Wolf and A Cabbage: The farmer returneth from market, where bought a she-goat, a wolf and cabbage. Astride his way home he must cross a river. His wicker boat be little, allowing him to take only one of the three things acrossing. He mayn't leave the she-goat and the cabbage together (lest the she-goat eat it), nor the she-goat with the wolf (lest the wolf eat her). How shall the farmer get all harmless to the other side? Wolf and Cabbage (Wolfs hate Cabbage...) Then Go back and get the She-goat...Baaaaaaaaa! ID: 573205 ·

cRunchy Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3555 Credit: 1,920,030 RAC: 3	Message 573240 - Posted: 21 May 2007, 22:00:09 UTC Last modified: 21 May 2007, 22:02:22 UTC Who pruned my flan? I went out in to my lovely garden and some geeza seems to have been choping off my cheesey bits.. I'm flanless and threadbare... Ooh did I smell cabbage.. (Goderator Or Insect - Are We Bugs - Gods' hAte My Words - I Must Be A Poot.) ID: 573240 ·

Beethoven Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 19 Jun 06 Posts: 15274 Credit: 8,546 RAC: 0	Message 573482 - Posted: 22 May 2007, 3:14:54 UTC - in response to Message 573205. Last modified: 22 May 2007, 3:16:25 UTC I'll put you a punning clan, 'tis from the 8th Century A.D. All you need is... A She-goat, A Wolf and A Cabbage: The farmer returneth from market, where bought a she-goat, a wolf and cabbage. Astride his way home he must cross a river. His wicker boat be little, allowing him to take only one of the three things acrossing. He mayn't leave the she-goat and the cabbage together (lest the she-goat eat it), nor the she-goat with the wolf (lest the wolf eat her). How shall the farmer get all harmless to the other side? Wolf and Cabbage (Wolfs hate Cabbage...) Then Go back and get the She-goat...Baaaaaaaaa! Yes, but how? He can only take one across at a time. ID: 573482 ·

Beethoven Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 19 Jun 06 Posts: 15274 Credit: 8,546 RAC: 0	Message 573485 - Posted: 22 May 2007, 3:17:13 UTC - in response to Message 573482. I'll put you a punning clan, 'tis from the 8th Century A.D. All you need is... A She-goat, A Wolf and A Cabbage: The farmer returneth from market, where bought a she-goat, a wolf and cabbage. Astride his way home he must cross a river. His wicker boat be little, allowing him to take only one of the three things acrossing. He mayn't leave the she-goat and the cabbage together (lest the she-goat eat it), nor the she-goat with the wolf (lest the wolf eat her). How shall the farmer get all harmless to the other side? Wolf and Cabbage (Wolfs hate Cabbage...) Then Go back and get the She-goat...Baaaaaaaaa! Yes, but how? He can only take one across at a time. ID: 573485 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 573507 - Posted: 22 May 2007, 3:51:05 UTC - in response to Message 573485. Last modified: 22 May 2007, 3:53:32 UTC I'll put you a punning clan, 'tis from the 8th Century A.D. All you need is... A She-goat, A Wolf and A Cabbage: The farmer returneth from market, where bought a she-goat, a wolf and cabbage. Astride his way home he must cross a river. His wicker boat be little, allowing him to take only one of the three things acrossing. He mayn't leave the she-goat and the cabbage together (lest the she-goat eat it), nor the she-goat with the wolf (lest the wolf eat her). How shall the farmer get all harmless to the other side? Wolf and Cabbage (Wolfs hate Cabbage...) Then Go back and get the She-goat...Baaaaaaaaa! Yes, but how? He can only take one across at a time. WEll Thats a whole new cabbage to boil....Shoot the Damned Wolf... Take the she-goat to the other side. Go back, take cabbage, unload it on the other side where you load the she-goat, go back and unload it. Take the wolf to the other side where you unload it. Go back for the she-goat. ID: 573507 ·

Beethoven Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 19 Jun 06 Posts: 15274 Credit: 8,546 RAC: 0	Message 573586 - Posted: 22 May 2007, 7:12:00 UTC - in response to Message 573507. I'll put you a punning clan, 'tis from the 8th Century A.D. All you need is... A She-goat, A Wolf and A Cabbage: The farmer returneth from market, where bought a she-goat, a wolf and cabbage. Astride his way home he must cross a river. His wicker boat be little, allowing him to take only one of the three things acrossing. He mayn't leave the she-goat and the cabbage together (lest the she-goat eat it), nor the she-goat with the wolf (lest the wolf eat her). How shall the farmer get all harmless to the other side? Wolf and Cabbage (Wolfs hate Cabbage...) Then Go back and get the She-goat...Baaaaaaaaa! Yes, but how? He can only take one across at a time. WEll Thats a whole new cabbage to boil....Shoot the Damned Wolf... Take the she-goat to the other side. Go back, take cabbage, unload it on the other side where you load the she-goat, go back and unload it. Take the wolf to the other side where you unload it. Go back for the she-goat. Well, alright then! Now suppose you had to deal with two groups... Cannibals and Missionaries Three missionaries and three cannibals wanted to get on the other side of a river. There was a little boat on which only two of them can fit. There can never be on a side more cannibals than missionaries because of a possible tragedy. Now how would you do that? ID: 573586 ·

Demiurg Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Jul 02 Posts: 883 Credit: 28,286 RAC: 0	Message 573665 - Posted: 22 May 2007, 12:03:56 UTC - in response to Message 572485. The Demiurg Challenge! I am almighty, I can cut out any words and make anything you say into gibberish! I dare you to opose! All hail me in my seven personalities! Demiurg !Public Health Warning! Any participation in the challenge is voluntary and any harm done is not due to the almighty Demiurg. By participating you have given the Almighty me the right to be satirical and mean without impunity. Nah, just come and join the Coven as a senior member, become our almighty. Thank you for the apraisal! Your almighty! Watch it, our Gladys is in a good mood at the moment, her cauldron blew a poot after hearing about your ascension. All hail me! Which one of the seven? Beautiful? Sweedeness? :o) No Systemia! SkÃƒÂ¥l, svenske bror, la' os drikke. (V.S.O.P. Vi syper up pengarne LOL) ((var det stavet rigtigt?)) Ja, lÃƒÂ¥t oss dricka dansak syster! Vi super upp pengarna! *It is SEXY to DONATE!* *Skype = demiurg2* ID: 573665 ·

Marvinvwinkle Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 90 Credit: 20,502 RAC: 0	Message 573822 - Posted: 22 May 2007, 15:06:18 UTC Well the Punning Clan seems to be up and about. Now's a good time to deviate from the punning to the Clanning, O' Wise and Most Vaunted Leader. ID: 573822 ·

Darth Dogbytes™ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0	Message 573830 - Posted: 22 May 2007, 15:12:21 UTC Account frozen... ID: 573830 ·

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