Myths, Legends, Conspiracies ( 8 ) Closed!!

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Daniel Michel Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Feb 04 Posts: 14925 Credit: 1,378,607 RAC: 6	Message 510875 - Posted: 30 Jan 2007, 13:48:58 UTC - in response to Message 510870. That makes alot of sense...It keeps the competition for human blood at a minimum. PROUD TO BE TFFE! ID: 510875 ·

Knightmare Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Aug 04 Posts: 7472 Credit: 94,252 RAC: 0	Message 510876 - Posted: 30 Jan 2007, 13:49:48 UTC - in response to Message 510874. Knightmare the question is, why do people run from Vampires ? Here's how I see it. If I get bit, I'm a Vampire. That means I live forever - have hot chicks in the basement--I am rich and good looking with a cool cape--I can be a wolf or a bat or a vapor and climb walls. What in the hell is the downside? If Vampires could be found, they would be hunted for a bite. And FANGS ! COOL FANGS ! Chicks dig fangs! Explain it to me Ok. Here's the deal. Vampires only " turn " a select few into new vampires. The vampire in question could decide that just killing you is a better idea. Then you would just be dead, not undead. Not being undead means no hot chicks in the basement, nor would you live forever. You would have to convince the vampire to " turn " you. I could catch him in the daylight and force him to "make a deal". I could bribe him. I could open his coffin and steal some of his venom. Uhh....Hey , I could move on one of his hot chicks. can she do me? She would be more likely to kill you just for the fun of it. ID: 510876 ·

Knightmare Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Aug 04 Posts: 7472 Credit: 94,252 RAC: 0	Message 510877 - Posted: 30 Jan 2007, 13:50:25 UTC - in response to Message 510875. That makes alot of sense...It keeps the competition for human blood at a minimum. While at the same time, perpetuating the species. :-) Air Cold, the blade stops; from silent stone, Death is preordained Calm Chaos Forums : Everyone Welcome ID: 510877 ·

Lester Send message Joined: 11 Sep 06 Posts: 894 Credit: 31,048 RAC: 0	Message 510878 - Posted: 30 Jan 2007, 13:55:40 UTC SHE WOULDNT KILL ME ! Come on. Vampire or not, she's just a chick. Buy her some shoes. take her to Gucci's. So easy ID: 510878 ·

Knightmare Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Aug 04 Posts: 7472 Credit: 94,252 RAC: 0	Message 510880 - Posted: 30 Jan 2007, 14:01:36 UTC - in response to Message 510878. SHE WOULDNT KILL ME ! Come on. Vampire or not, she's just a chick. Buy her some shoes. take her to Gucci's. So easy Well..when you find one and try out that little theory...let me know how it turns out for you...lol BTW....I would go vampire hunting in a second if I thought there was a chick vampire that looked like Kate Beckinsale in Underworld waiting for me to get " turned " lmao Air Cold, the blade stops; from silent stone, Death is preordained Calm Chaos Forums : Everyone Welcome ID: 510880 ·

Lester Send message Joined: 11 Sep 06 Posts: 894 Credit: 31,048 RAC: 0	Message 510892 - Posted: 30 Jan 2007, 14:07:42 UTC - in response to Message 510880. SHE WOULDNT KILL ME ! Come on. Vampire or not, she's just a chick. Buy her some shoes. take her to Gucci's. So easy Well..when you find one and try out that little theory...let me know how it turns out for you...lol BTW....I would go vampire hunting in a second if I thought there was a chick vampire that looked like Kate Beckinsale in Underworld waiting for me to get " turned " lmao Vampire chicks are EASY ! They all complain that the King Vampire doesnt understand her, never takes her anywhere, cant "comunicate", is insensitive, forgot her birthday, and never fixed all his personality flaws that she made a list off and put on the refridgeratordoor. ID: 510892 ·

Knightmare Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Aug 04 Posts: 7472 Credit: 94,252 RAC: 0	Message 510893 - Posted: 30 Jan 2007, 14:16:24 UTC - in response to Message 510892. SHE WOULDNT KILL ME ! Come on. Vampire or not, she's just a chick. Buy her some shoes. take her to Gucci's. So easy Well..when you find one and try out that little theory...let me know how it turns out for you...lol BTW....I would go vampire hunting in a second if I thought there was a chick vampire that looked like Kate Beckinsale in Underworld waiting for me to get " turned " lmao Vampire chicks are EASY ! They all complain that the King Vampire doesnt understand her, never takes her anywhere, cant "comunicate", is insensitive, forgot her birthday, and never fixed all his personality flaws that she made a list off and put on the refridgeratordoor. Again. When ya find one...let me know how that works out for you. As for me, it's daytime now, so I need to sleep. :-) ID: 510893 ·

Fuzzy Hollynoodles Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0	Message 510933 - Posted: 30 Jan 2007, 17:23:29 UTC - in response to Message 510866. Knightmare the question is, why do people run from Vampires ? Here's how I see it. If I get bit, I'm a Vampire. That means I live forever - have hot chicks in the basement--I am rich and good looking with a cool cape--I can be a wolf or a bat or a vapor and climb walls. What in the hell is the downside? If Vampires could be found, they would be hunted for a bite. And FANGS ! COOL FANGS ! Chicks dig fangs! Explain it to me And they are good organ players. ;-D "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me ID: 510933 ·

Red Atomic Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 22 Jun 99 Posts: 2624 Credit: 840,335 RAC: 0	Message 510984 - Posted: 30 Jan 2007, 23:52:00 UTC Last modified: 30 Jan 2007, 23:52:53 UTC Creatures that only come out at night, Hunt their prey with their wits and superior skill, and kill with bare hands. Can turn into vicious animals. And love Chutney. Ok thats enough about me. Vampires. Don't know much about them. They don't seem to like Tasmania. Join Calm Chaos ID: 510984 ·

Fuzzy Hollynoodles Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0	Message 511020 - Posted: 31 Jan 2007, 0:59:37 UTC - in response to Message 510984. Last modified: 31 Jan 2007, 1:00:15 UTC Creatures that only come out at night, Hunt their prey with their wits and superior skill, and kill with bare hands. Can turn into vicious animals. And love Chutney. Ok thats enough about me. Vampires. Don't know much about them. They don't seem to like Tasmania. You mean they kill with their bare fangs? :-P No, they are mostly found in Transylvania. But you have your little devils, maybe they turn into some of those dare devilish types of guys, some women love so much? "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me ID: 511020 ·

Red Atomic Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 22 Jun 99 Posts: 2624 Credit: 840,335 RAC: 0	Message 511026 - Posted: 31 Jan 2007, 1:04:12 UTC - in response to Message 511020. Creatures that only come out at night, Hunt their prey with their wits and superior skill, and kill with bare hands. Can turn into vicious animals. And love Chutney. Ok thats enough about me. Vampires. Don't know much about them. They don't seem to like Tasmania. You mean they kill with their bare fangs? :-P No, they are mostly found in Transylvania. But you have your little devils, maybe they turn into some of those dare devilish types of guys, some women love so much? That must be it, They are loud, they smell bad, they scratch their ...ummm bits. extremely unpleasant. but interesting i suppose. Join Calm Chaos ID: 511026 ·

Enigma Send message Joined: 15 Mar 06 Posts: 628 Credit: 21,606 RAC: 0	Message 511115 - Posted: 31 Jan 2007, 6:05:48 UTC - in response to Message 511026. Last modified: 31 Jan 2007, 6:12:26 UTC That must be it, They are loud, they smell bad, they scratch their ...ummm bits. extremely unpleasant. but interesting i suppose. Sounds remarkably like my next door neighbour. ID: 511115 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 511117 - Posted: 31 Jan 2007, 6:12:11 UTC - in response to Message 511115. That must be it, They are loud, they smell bad, they scratch their ...ummm bits. extremely unpleasant. but interesting i suppose.[/quote] Sounds remarkably like my next door neighbour. [/quote] Thats me before I take my Bi_Monthly Bath... ID: 511117 ·

Lester Send message Joined: 11 Sep 06 Posts: 894 Credit: 31,048 RAC: 0	Message 511143 - Posted: 31 Jan 2007, 9:21:44 UTC LOL's So here is my question. If u were a Vampire, who would u bite ? If u bite your parents then for all eturnity u would be hearing "u better be home by 11:00 ! Ah mom, come on---I'm a f..ing VAMPIRE now ! Or if u bite your wife she will ALWAYS be there. Aint no way to divorce a Vampire. For all eternity you would be hearing "where were u last night? Were u in that tramps coffin ?" I would bite my DOG ! I love my dogs ID: 511143 ·

Lester Send message Joined: 11 Sep 06 Posts: 894 Credit: 31,048 RAC: 0	Message 511148 - Posted: 31 Jan 2007, 10:09:37 UTC I was just thinking. What if Atomic was a Vampire ? Can u imagine it ? A Cannible Vampire in Tasmania. In charge of TOURISM ! Humm...... ID: 511148 ·

Red Atomic Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 22 Jun 99 Posts: 2624 Credit: 840,335 RAC: 0	Message 511501 - Posted: 1 Feb 2007, 3:32:20 UTC Last modified: 1 Feb 2007, 4:11:10 UTC No Vampire here mate, nothing can turn me. I hear Vampire can't be seen in a mirror or photos??? hmmmmmmm.........Lester where's your Avatar??? I smell a conspiracy. [edit: fat finger syndrome] Join Calm Chaos ID: 511501 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 511518 - Posted: 1 Feb 2007, 4:03:57 UTC - in response to Message 511501. No Vampire here mate, nothing can turn me. I hear Vampire can't be seen in a mirror or photos??? hmmmmmmm.........Lester where's your Avatar??? I small a conspiracy. For Lester...He seems to be a cowboy... ID: 511518 ·

Red Atomic Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 22 Jun 99 Posts: 2624 Credit: 840,335 RAC: 0	Message 511525 - Posted: 1 Feb 2007, 4:25:02 UTC - in response to Message 511518. No Vampire here mate, nothing can turn me. I hear Vampire can't be seen in a mirror or photos??? hmmmmmmm.........Lester where's your Avatar??? I smell a conspiracy. For Lester...He seems to be a cowboy... Yep I like it CA. Join Calm Chaos ID: 511525 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 511528 - Posted: 1 Feb 2007, 4:32:25 UTC - in response to Message 511525. No Vampire here mate, nothing can turn me. I hear Vampire can't be seen in a mirror or photos??? hmmmmmmm.........Lester where's your Avatar??? I smell a conspiracy. For Lester...He seems to be a cowboy... Yep I like it CA. Thanks Red, I hope lester likes it too. Make sure Lester sees it please tell him to right click save as .PNG the follow my directions in my profile...I am now going to take a happy pill and go to Pooty heaven for a few hours... ID: 511528 ·

Red Atomic Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 22 Jun 99 Posts: 2624 Credit: 840,335 RAC: 0	Message 511537 - Posted: 1 Feb 2007, 4:46:16 UTC Goodnight Mate. Join Calm Chaos ID: 511537 ·

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