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Daniel Michel Send message Joined: 2 Feb 04 Posts: 14925 Credit: 1,378,607 RAC: 6 |
That makes alot of sense...It keeps the competition for human blood at a minimum. PROUD TO BE TFFE! |
Knightmare Send message Joined: 16 Aug 04 Posts: 7472 Credit: 94,252 RAC: 0 |
Knightmare the question is, why do people run from Vampires ? Here's how I see it. If I get bit, I'm a Vampire. That means I live forever - have hot chicks in the basement--I am rich and good looking with a cool cape--I can be a wolf or a bat or a vapor and climb walls. What in the hell is the downside? If Vampires could be found, they would be hunted for a bite. And FANGS ! COOL FANGS ! Chicks dig fangs! Explain it to me She would be more likely to kill you just for the fun of it. |
Knightmare Send message Joined: 16 Aug 04 Posts: 7472 Credit: 94,252 RAC: 0 |
That makes alot of sense...It keeps the competition for human blood at a minimum. While at the same time, perpetuating the species. :-) Air Cold, the blade stops; from silent stone, Death is preordained Calm Chaos Forums : Everyone Welcome |
Lester Send message Joined: 11 Sep 06 Posts: 894 Credit: 31,048 RAC: 0 |
SHE WOULDNT KILL ME ! Come on. Vampire or not, she's just a chick. Buy her some shoes. take her to Gucci's. So easy |
Knightmare Send message Joined: 16 Aug 04 Posts: 7472 Credit: 94,252 RAC: 0 |
SHE WOULDNT KILL ME ! Come on. Vampire or not, she's just a chick. Buy her some shoes. take her to Gucci's. So easy Well..when you find one and try out that little theory...let me know how it turns out for you...lol BTW....I would go vampire hunting in a second if I thought there was a chick vampire that looked like Kate Beckinsale in Underworld waiting for me to get " turned " lmao Air Cold, the blade stops; from silent stone, Death is preordained Calm Chaos Forums : Everyone Welcome |
Lester Send message Joined: 11 Sep 06 Posts: 894 Credit: 31,048 RAC: 0 |
SHE WOULDNT KILL ME ! Come on. Vampire or not, she's just a chick. Buy her some shoes. take her to Gucci's. So easy Vampire chicks are EASY ! They all complain that the King Vampire doesnt understand her, never takes her anywhere, cant "comunicate", is insensitive, forgot her birthday, and never fixed all his personality flaws that she made a list off and put on the refridgeratordoor. |
Knightmare Send message Joined: 16 Aug 04 Posts: 7472 Credit: 94,252 RAC: 0 |
SHE WOULDNT KILL ME ! Come on. Vampire or not, she's just a chick. Buy her some shoes. take her to Gucci's. So easy Again. When ya find one...let me know how that works out for you. As for me, it's daytime now, so I need to sleep. :-) |
Fuzzy Hollynoodles Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
Knightmare the question is, why do people run from Vampires ? Here's how I see it. If I get bit, I'm a Vampire. That means I live forever - have hot chicks in the basement--I am rich and good looking with a cool cape--I can be a wolf or a bat or a vapor and climb walls. What in the hell is the downside? If Vampires could be found, they would be hunted for a bite. And FANGS ! COOL FANGS ! Chicks dig fangs! Explain it to me And they are good organ players. ;-D "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me |
Red Atomic Send message Joined: 22 Jun 99 Posts: 2624 Credit: 840,335 RAC: 0 |
Creatures that only come out at night, Hunt their prey with their wits and superior skill, and kill with bare hands. Can turn into vicious animals. And love Chutney. Ok thats enough about me. Vampires. Don't know much about them. They don't seem to like Tasmania. Join Calm Chaos |
Fuzzy Hollynoodles Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0 |
Creatures that only come out at night, Hunt their prey with their wits and superior skill, and kill with bare hands. Can turn into vicious animals. And love Chutney. Ok thats enough about me. You mean they kill with their bare fangs? :-P No, they are mostly found in Transylvania. But you have your little devils, maybe they turn into some of those dare devilish types of guys, some women love so much? "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me |
Red Atomic Send message Joined: 22 Jun 99 Posts: 2624 Credit: 840,335 RAC: 0 |
Creatures that only come out at night, Hunt their prey with their wits and superior skill, and kill with bare hands. Can turn into vicious animals. And love Chutney. Ok thats enough about me. That must be it, They are loud, they smell bad, they scratch their ...ummm bits. extremely unpleasant. but interesting i suppose. Join Calm Chaos |
Enigma Send message Joined: 15 Mar 06 Posts: 628 Credit: 21,606 RAC: 0 |
Sounds remarkably like my next door neighbour. |
Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
That must be it, They are loud, they smell bad, they scratch their ...ummm bits. extremely unpleasant. but interesting i suppose.[/quote] Sounds remarkably like my next door neighbour. [/quote] Thats me before I take my Bi_Monthly Bath... |
Lester Send message Joined: 11 Sep 06 Posts: 894 Credit: 31,048 RAC: 0 |
LOL's So here is my question. If u were a Vampire, who would u bite ? If u bite your parents then for all eturnity u would be hearing "u better be home by 11:00 ! Ah mom, come on---I'm a f..ing VAMPIRE now ! Or if u bite your wife she will ALWAYS be there. Aint no way to divorce a Vampire. For all eternity you would be hearing "where were u last night? Were u in that tramps coffin ?" I would bite my DOG ! I love my dogs |
Lester Send message Joined: 11 Sep 06 Posts: 894 Credit: 31,048 RAC: 0 |
I was just thinking. What if Atomic was a Vampire ? Can u imagine it ? A Cannible Vampire in Tasmania. In charge of TOURISM ! Humm...... |
Red Atomic Send message Joined: 22 Jun 99 Posts: 2624 Credit: 840,335 RAC: 0 |
No Vampire here mate, nothing can turn me. I hear Vampire can't be seen in a mirror or photos??? hmmmmmmm.........Lester where's your Avatar??? I smell a conspiracy. [edit: fat finger syndrome] Join Calm Chaos |
Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
No Vampire here mate, nothing can turn me. For Lester...He seems to be a cowboy... |
Red Atomic Send message Joined: 22 Jun 99 Posts: 2624 Credit: 840,335 RAC: 0 |
No Vampire here mate, nothing can turn me. Yep I like it CA. Join Calm Chaos |
Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
No Vampire here mate, nothing can turn me. Thanks Red, I hope lester likes it too. Make sure Lester sees it please tell him to right click save as .PNG the follow my directions in my profile...I am now going to take a happy pill and go to Pooty heaven for a few hours... |
Red Atomic Send message Joined: 22 Jun 99 Posts: 2624 Credit: 840,335 RAC: 0 |
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