Really, really bad advice thread.

Author	Message
cdr100560 Send message Joined: 12 May 06 Posts: 681 Credit: 65,502 RAC: 0	Message 306255 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 12:29:42 UTC My best friend has just joined the police force. What should I buy for a gift? Those same seeds, tell him you have a lot of extra space in your back yard and offer your own growing tips. How best to introduce myself to a female I'd like to know better? I realized the dead-end roads I ended up taking weren't always my fault. Many thanks to all that have helped in this - and you know who you are. TheBeatenPath ID: 306255 ·

Es99 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 23 Aug 05 Posts: 10874 Credit: 350,402 RAC: 0	Message 306256 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 12:30:20 UTC - in response to Message 306241. I am trying to sell my children on Ebay.. how do I get the best offer for them? Offer the first month's Ritalin free. What is the best way to clear a blocked drain? Reality Internet Personality ID: 306256 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 306258 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 12:31:59 UTC - in response to Message 306245. I am trying to sell my children on Ebay.. how do I get the best offer for them? Put 0$ in the "But it now" option and offer free shipping to anywhere in the world. I want start a band and be a rock star. What do I name my new band? Willy Vanilly ID: 306258 ·

ralic Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 6 Jan 00 Posts: 308 Credit: 274,230 RAC: 0	Message 306259 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 12:33:23 UTC - in response to Message 306243. My best friend has just joined the police force. What should I buy for a gift? A pair of knickers. General error reading drive C: (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? Who's General Error? ID: 306259 ·

cdr100560 Send message Joined: 12 May 06 Posts: 681 Credit: 65,502 RAC: 0	Message 306260 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 12:34:15 UTC What is the best way to clear a blocked drain? Buy a new house and list the old one as "slightly used" I want to learn how to become a "Grafitti Artist". Where should I start? I realized the dead-end roads I ended up taking weren't always my fault. Many thanks to all that have helped in this - and you know who you are. TheBeatenPath ID: 306260 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 306261 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 12:35:06 UTC - in response to Message 306260. What is the best way to clear a blocked drain? Buy a new house and list the old one as "slightly used" I want to learn how to become a "Grafitti Artist". Where should I start? Police Station ID: 306261 ·

cdr100560 Send message Joined: 12 May 06 Posts: 681 Credit: 65,502 RAC: 0	Message 306262 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 12:36:14 UTC Who's General Error? Bill Gates father. I want to open source Windoze Veesta. Where can I get a pirated copy? I realized the dead-end roads I ended up taking weren't always my fault. Many thanks to all that have helped in this - and you know who you are. TheBeatenPath ID: 306262 ·

Fuzzy Hollynoodles Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0	Message 306264 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 12:40:18 UTC - in response to Message 306237. How do I become more sensitive to others feelings? Tell others to shut up and start talking about your own feelings. How do I clean my bathroom fastest and easiest? "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me ID: 306264 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 306265 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 12:41:47 UTC - in response to Message 306264. How do I become more sensitive to others feelings? Tell others to shut up and start talking about your own feelings. How do I clean my bathroom fastest and easiest? Start a fire and call the Fire Department ID: 306265 ·

ralic Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 6 Jan 00 Posts: 308 Credit: 274,230 RAC: 0	Message 306271 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 12:50:08 UTC - in response to Message 306253. Should my friend wear guns to his court appearance? Absolutely! Take advantage of free and safe storage until your friend gets released. What's the best way to appeal a speeding ticket obtained from a camera based speed trap? ID: 306271 ·

. Send message Joined: 29 Apr 06 Posts: 258 Credit: 3,142 RAC: 0	Message 306275 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 12:52:47 UTC - in response to Message 306253. Should my friend wear guns to his court appearance? Of course! The courtroom can be a dangerous place with all those criminals around. Tell him to conceal it in his pants. I am having trouble getting enough sleep lately.. any suggestions? ID: 306275 ·

ralic Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 6 Jan 00 Posts: 308 Credit: 274,230 RAC: 0	Message 306279 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 12:57:28 UTC - in response to Message 306262. I want to open source Windoze Veesta. Where can I get a pirated copy? Address your correspondence to: Microsoft Anti-Piracy department 1 Microsoft way Redmond etc. Arr! Could ye be seeing yer way te be sending me one of them pirated versions that yer been confiscating? I'm tired of being driven around the bend. How should I avoid this in future? ID: 306279 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 306280 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 12:58:51 UTC - in response to Message 306275. Should my friend wear guns to his court appearance? Of course! The courtroom can be a dangerous place with all those criminals around. Tell him to conceal it in his pants. I am having trouble getting enough sleep lately.. any suggestions? Dont read this thread! ID: 306280 ·

. Send message Joined: 29 Apr 06 Posts: 258 Credit: 3,142 RAC: 0	Message 306281 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 12:59:13 UTC - in response to Message 306271. What's the best way to appeal a speeding ticket obtained from a camera based speed trap? March down to the courthouse screaming at the top of your lungs about how those things are a money grab for the police so they can sit around eating doughnuts all day!! I have a crush on a coworker how do I deal with it? ID: 306281 ·

Enigma Send message Joined: 15 Mar 06 Posts: 628 Credit: 21,606 RAC: 0	Message 306282 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 13:02:28 UTC - in response to Message 306281. What's the best way to appeal a speeding ticket obtained from a camera based speed trap? March down to the courthouse screaming at the top of your lungs about how those things are a money grab for the police so they can sit around eating doughnuts all day!! I have a crush on a coworker how do I deal with it? Tell the bosses secretary. Belief gets in the way of learning ID: 306282 ·

Fuzzy Hollynoodles Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0	Message 306284 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 13:03:05 UTC - in response to Message 306279. I'm tired of being driven around the bend. How should I avoid this in future? Avoid the bends. Just drive on the straight roads. Now, should I upgrade my firewall and antivirus? "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me ID: 306284 ·

cdr100560 Send message Joined: 12 May 06 Posts: 681 Credit: 65,502 RAC: 0	Message 306287 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 13:03:43 UTC What's the best way to appeal a speeding ticket obtained from a camera based speed trap? Tell the judge it's easy to manipulate digital images, show him the picture you made of his head on the body of a chicken and tell him you might have "accidentally" e-mailed it to the BAR Association. I'm being falsely accused of polygamy by my three wives. What should I tell them? I realized the dead-end roads I ended up taking weren't always my fault. Many thanks to all that have helped in this - and you know who you are. TheBeatenPath ID: 306287 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 306288 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 13:04:42 UTC - in response to Message 306284. I'm tired of being driven around the bend. How should I avoid this in future? Avoid the bends. Just drive on the straight roads. Now, should I upgrade my firewall and antivirus? delete them they are useless! ID: 306288 ·

Fuzzy Hollynoodles Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 9659 Credit: 251,998 RAC: 0	Message 306291 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 13:07:32 UTC - in response to Message 306287. I'm being falsely accused of polygamy by my three wives. What should I tell them? Tell them to move in together in a commune. Then they can support each other in their grief of not being married to you. Makes it easier for you also, as you now have them gathered at the same place. "I'm trying to maintain a shred of dignity in this world." - Me ID: 306291 ·

cdr100560 Send message Joined: 12 May 06 Posts: 681 Credit: 65,502 RAC: 0	Message 306292 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 13:07:59 UTC I'm tired of being driven around the bend. How should I avoid this in future? Jump in the back seat and cover the drivers eyes while saying "guess who?" in Portuguese. I'm running out of time. How can I stop the clock? I realized the dead-end roads I ended up taking weren't always my fault. Many thanks to all that have helped in this - and you know who you are. TheBeatenPath ID: 306292 ·

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