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. Send message Joined: 29 Apr 06 Posts: 258 Credit: 3,142 RAC: 0 |
Tell them it is their fault for being bad bad children!! What should I get my husband for his 45th birthday? |
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Our pet hamster has just died. What shall I tell the kids? Good news kids. Extra cash this month, coz we don't need to buy hamster food. [edit] Question withdrawn...2 good 2 be true... [/edit] |
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Only if i can quote you....LOL.... Please don't..I'm too young to die!! Reality Internet Personality |
![]() Send message Joined: 6 Jan 00 Posts: 308 Credit: 274,230 RAC: 0 |
What should I get my husband for his 45th birthday? A big screen TV, a case of beer and a copy of your wedding video. How do I win friends and influence people? |
cdr100560 ![]() Send message Joined: 12 May 06 Posts: 681 Credit: 65,502 RAC: 0 ![]() |
I have a terrible headache, what is the best treatment? Tell them it tastes just like chicken. I videotaped over a recent fishing trip, where I had caught a record breaking one-of-a-kind flounder, with a porn flick. How do I fix it? I realized the dead-end roads I ended up taking weren't always my fault. Many thanks to all that have helped in this - and you know who you are. TheBeatenPath |
. Send message Joined: 29 Apr 06 Posts: 258 Credit: 3,142 RAC: 0 |
What should I get my husband for his 45th birthday? Easy... buy em a big screen TV, a case of beer and a copy of your honeymoon video! How do I become more sensitive to others feelings? |
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I videotaped over a recent fishing trip, where I had caught a record breaking one-of-a-kind flounder, with a porn flick. How do I fix it? Open the side flap really carefully. Take a pocket knife and scrape the dark brown tape off until it becomes clear again. How do I shop safely on the Internet? |
cdr100560 ![]() Send message Joined: 12 May 06 Posts: 681 Credit: 65,502 RAC: 0 ![]() |
How do I win friends and influence people? Play the "friends" Lottery and whisper in a lot of peoples ears. I want to copy and distribute, for cash, my entire DVD collection. How to best do this? I realized the dead-end roads I ended up taking weren't always my fault. Many thanks to all that have helped in this - and you know who you are. TheBeatenPath |
. Send message Joined: 29 Apr 06 Posts: 258 Credit: 3,142 RAC: 0 |
The internet is perfectly secure. You can feel safe sending your personal information to any site at any time.. even your credit card numbers! I am trying to sell my children on Ebay.. how do I get the best offer for them? |
cdr100560 ![]() Send message Joined: 12 May 06 Posts: 681 Credit: 65,502 RAC: 0 ![]() |
How do I shop safely on the Internet? By putting your wallet in a front pants pocket. (disregard if shopping in the buff) I want to start a garden in the back yard. Any plant suggestions? I realized the dead-end roads I ended up taking weren't always my fault. Many thanks to all that have helped in this - and you know who you are. TheBeatenPath |
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How do I shop safely on the Internet? Buy some seeds from this website. they are very easy to maintain. My best friend has just joined the police force. What should I buy for a gift? Reality Internet Personality |
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My assignement for Uni is 3 days late. What excuse should i provide my lecturer?? Belief gets in the way of learning ![]() ![]() |
cdr100560 ![]() Send message Joined: 12 May 06 Posts: 681 Credit: 65,502 RAC: 0 ![]() |
I am trying to sell my children on Ebay.. how do I get the best offer for them? Put 0$ in the "But it now" option and offer free shipping to anywhere in the world. I want start a band and be a rock star. What do I name my new band? I realized the dead-end roads I ended up taking weren't always my fault. Many thanks to all that have helped in this - and you know who you are. TheBeatenPath |
![]() Send message Joined: 6 Jan 00 Posts: 308 Credit: 274,230 RAC: 0 |
How do I become more sensitive to others feelings? Rattle off the first thing that comes to mind on a public bulletin board. Thinking is not mandatory because hindsight is 20/20. What's the fastest way out of the underground / metro? |
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A walking stick.... preparing him for the innevitable. Belief gets in the way of learning ![]() ![]() |
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A walking stick..... Belief gets in the way of learning ![]() ![]() |
cdr100560 ![]() Send message Joined: 12 May 06 Posts: 681 Credit: 65,502 RAC: 0 ![]() |
My assignement for Uni is 3 days late. What excuse should i provide my lecturer?? Tell him the pictures of him and his secretary came out great and the extra prints are in the mail. I have a court appearance next week. What should I wear? I realized the dead-end roads I ended up taking weren't always my fault. Many thanks to all that have helped in this - and you know who you are. TheBeatenPath |
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My assignement for Uni is 3 days late. What excuse should i provide my lecturer?? Your superman suite, but only cause your KKK outfit is at the cleaners. Belief gets in the way of learning ![]() ![]() |
cdr100560 ![]() Send message Joined: 12 May 06 Posts: 681 Credit: 65,502 RAC: 0 ![]() |
What's the fastest way out of the underground / metro? Yell FIRE and jump on the back of the largest person around you. I'm having trouble organizing my thoughts. Any ideas on where to put them? I realized the dead-end roads I ended up taking weren't always my fault. Many thanks to all that have helped in this - and you know who you are. TheBeatenPath |
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Shoot anyone who gets in your way... Should my friend wear guns to his court appearance? |
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