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Message 305682 - Posted: 14 May 2006, 23:01:54 UTC

funny.......




"Actually, I'm trying to teach myself programming (C+, VISUAL) and it's a little shortcut to avoid having to re-enter the same lines of code for similar routines"

...But I still don't get the joke.

[edit]skratches head[/edit]

<keyboardsounds>
:tap-tippity-tap-tap-tic-tap-tippy-tap....:
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I realized the dead-end roads I ended up taking weren't always my fault. Many thanks to all that have helped in this - and you know who you are.
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Message 306044 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 6:19:19 UTC

Ok, hows this?

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge.
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Message 306428 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 15:58:03 UTC - in response to Message 306044.  

Ok, hows this?

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

Excellent! Now you've got the hang of it!


"He who sleeps it off, will have to going looking for it in the morning"



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Message 306430 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 15:59:36 UTC

3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
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Message 306434 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 16:03:29 UTC
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There are two types of hard line Taliban ... those who can and those who wont!
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Message 306443 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 16:10:34 UTC

Good ones! Good ones! Both of these.


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Message 306445 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 16:11:37 UTC

Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.
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Message 306456 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 16:24:44 UTC

a cause worth dying for isn't worth living for
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Message 306458 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 16:27:50 UTC

If it ain't broke, tear it apart to find out why.
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Message 306465 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 16:38:41 UTC

Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.
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Message 306488 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 17:13:11 UTC

100% All Natural Arsenic
Anything "all natural" must be good for you...
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Message 306490 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 17:14:37 UTC

It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
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Message 306496 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 17:25:30 UTC
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To revive a 'frozen' PC, pre-heat your oven to 175°C (350°F) and let it sit inside for about five minutes. Remember, PCs are not microwavable.
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Message 306530 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 18:09:49 UTC - in response to Message 306496.  

Remember, PCs are not microwavable.

Yes they are Try it!
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Message 306533 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 18:11:08 UTC

Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
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Message 306576 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 19:13:03 UTC

Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either.
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Message 306581 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 19:16:32 UTC - in response to Message 306576.  

Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either.

Don't Eat Yellow Snow!
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Message 306583 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 19:18:16 UTC - in response to Message 306581.  

Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either.

Don't Eat Yellow Snow!

Thats where the huskies go.
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Message 306584 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 19:20:24 UTC

Dain bramaged.
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Message 306608 - Posted: 15 May 2006, 19:58:25 UTC

What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
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