TFFE plagiarism, ad lib, and non-sense thread...

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Darth Dogbytes™ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0	Message 72741 - Posted: 22 Jan 2005, 1:29:57 UTC Last modified: 22 Jan 2005, 1:31:01 UTC THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH [Hospital corridor. A mother-to-be is being wheeled very fast down the corridor on a trolley, which crashes through several sets of doors. A nurse with her slips into a consultant's room, where one doctor is throwing beer mats through the crooked arm of another.] Account frozen... ID: 72741 ·

Darth Dogbytes™ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0	Message 72747 - Posted: 22 Jan 2005, 1:52:54 UTC Last modified: 22 Jan 2005, 1:53:45 UTC Mrs Bailey's contractions are more frequent, doctor. Account frozen... ID: 72747 ·

Darth Dogbytes™ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0	Message 72751 - Posted: 22 Jan 2005, 1:55:13 UTC Right you are love. Account frozen... ID: 72751 ·

Darth Dogbytes™ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0	Message 72754 - Posted: 22 Jan 2005, 1:57:55 UTC Second Doctor: Uuum yeees. Account frozen... ID: 72754 ·

Jord Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 15184 Credit: 4,362,181 RAC: 3	Message 72755 - Posted: 22 Jan 2005, 1:58:06 UTC PA system: Where's that darn nurse Olga when you need her? Mr Evans in room 266 needs to go to the potty. ID: 72755 ·

Darth Dogbytes™ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0	Message 72757 - Posted: 22 Jan 2005, 1:59:31 UTC Yes doctor. Account frozen... ID: 72757 ·

Jord Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 15184 Credit: 4,362,181 RAC: 3	Message 72758 - Posted: 22 Jan 2005, 2:00:30 UTC PA System: Can someone nearest to nurse Olga pick up the red phone. Repeat, someone nearest to nurse Olga pick up the red phone. ID: 72758 ·

Darth Dogbytes™ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0	Message 72761 - Posted: 22 Jan 2005, 2:03:25 UTC Nurse Olga screams down the corridor, "Damnit can't you see I'm busy," from the stirup chair. Account frozen... ID: 72761 ·

Jord Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 15184 Credit: 4,362,181 RAC: 3	Message 72763 - Posted: 22 Jan 2005, 2:07:00 UTC Ah, I see you found the jackpot machine that I lost. It had to be here somewhere. ID: 72763 ·

Darth Dogbytes™ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0	Message 72764 - Posted: 22 Jan 2005, 2:07:49 UTC Last modified: 22 Jan 2005, 2:12:35 UTC And get the most expensive machines in case the administrator comes. The ones that say, [b]Made in Taiwan. Account frozen... ID: 72764 ·

Darth Dogbytes™ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0	Message 72767 - Posted: 22 Jan 2005, 2:16:49 UTC Last modified: 22 Jan 2005, 2:17:12 UTC The doctors in the feotus-frightening room over hear this and break out in gales of laughter. Then get back to the business at hand: That's better, that's much better. Account frozen... ID: 72767 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 72769 - Posted: 22 Jan 2005, 2:21:54 UTC - in response to Message 72767. Last modified: 22 Jan 2005, 2:22:10 UTC Olga remarks to LB, All we have is Elephant trunks to replace your.... ID: 72769 ·

Darth Dogbytes™ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0	Message 72770 - Posted: 22 Jan 2005, 2:21:56 UTC Yeeees. More like it, her too. Account frozen... ID: 72770 ·

Celtic Wolf Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3278 Credit: 595,676 RAC: 0	Message 72771 - Posted: 22 Jan 2005, 2:23:05 UTC Nurse start an IV Ringers, 14 ga,, Hang a bag for Dopamine at .2ug per KG titrated over 40 minutes.. Insert a foley.. When you done with the patient come over here and get me a b* I'd rather speak my mind because it hurts too much to bite my tongue. American Spirit BBQ Proudly Serving those that courageously defend freedom. ID: 72771 ·

Darth Dogbytes™ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0	Message 72774 - Posted: 22 Jan 2005, 2:26:01 UTC Where's the patient? Account frozen... ID: 72774 ·

Darth Dogbytes™ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0	Message 72777 - Posted: 22 Jan 2005, 2:27:42 UTC Patient! Account frozen... ID: 72777 ·

Darth Dogbytes™ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0	Message 72779 - Posted: 22 Jan 2005, 2:29:12 UTC Bring her round. Account frozen... ID: 72779 ·

Darth Dogbytes™ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0	Message 72786 - Posted: 22 Jan 2005, 2:32:55 UTC Last modified: 22 Jan 2005, 2:34:35 UTC Sorry, miss no tupperware sales allowed in the waiting room, you'll have to go down to Pathology. Back in the feotus-frightening room... Account frozen... ID: 72786 ·

Darth Dogbytes™ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0	Message 72790 - Posted: 22 Jan 2005, 2:37:22 UTC Mind the machine you nitwit! Account frozen... ID: 72790 ·

Darth Dogbytes™ Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jul 03 Posts: 7512 Credit: 2,021,148 RAC: 0	Message 72796 - Posted: 22 Jan 2005, 2:45:43 UTC Last modified: 22 Jan 2005, 2:46:43 UTC Then in that case my dear, why don't you just go down to the gift shop and find something to play your own size. Perhaps at Laughingboy blow-up eunuch doll or some such. He's down there right now doing autographs. Account frozen... ID: 72796 ·

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