At this rate my plate will be empty before I've even had a slice :(

Hey, I only said share with Annie. Rob's on his own.

Too late, the door has been opened and the bacon is being snatched up by the patrons of Rocky's at a rate not seen since the chocolate digestive restock.

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Sparky, over here....


Yes down here....

I'll open the cover for you, slip in and we can eat our bacon in peace

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* Hands ZS a plate of 30 pieces of crispy bacon. *

Here ya go, ZS! :-)

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Cheers Doc :)

Hey everyone! Look at that over there!

*runs off with the bacon*

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*follows Scott to see where he's getting all the bacon*

*wraps a bunch of it in napkins, stuffs the lot in a pocket*

*finds a secluded corner to eat it without anyone noticing*

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....Rob sits quietly in another corner munching bacon and swigging hot chocolate

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*Es wonders in carrying a plate of tofu snacks. Looks around at all the bacon and backs slowly out of the cafe*

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....Sorry Es - well be finished soon




And don't forget to pick up a hot chocolate on the way, its the best

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*follows Scott to see where he's getting all the bacon*

From the TARDIS's kitchen; of course. Endless supply of all kinds of food in the TARDIS's kitchen.

* Hands another plate of 30 crispy bacon strips to ZS, and a plate of 30 bacon strips to David. *

Here ya go, guys. Dig in. :-)

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*follows Scott to see where he's getting all the bacon*

From the TARDIS's kitchen; of course. Endless supply of all kinds of food in the TARDIS's kitchen.

* Hands another plate of 30 crispy bacon strips to ZS, and a plate of 30 bacon strips to David. *

Here ya go, guys. Dig in. :-)

If the Tardis had some sort of teleporter, you could program it to just beam the bacon onto all the tables and save yourself the running back and forth, and the rest of us the fighting over it.

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David
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Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri.

I missed bacon TOO?! Oh - there's a couple of rashers on top of my rock! :) Nibble anyone?

I missed bacon TOO?! Oh - there's a couple of rashers on top of my rock! :) Nibble anyone?

I told Zappy to share his with you, but he didn't want to.

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David
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My doctor has given me a warning, she says my cholesterol is a bit high. So I'll have to cut back to 29 tasty pieces of bacon for each serving.

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Good morning everyone. :-)

I'll have my usual, please. :-)

* Hands Annie a plate of 30 crispy pieces of bacon. *

Here ya go, Annie. :-)

* Hands Zs a plate of two crispy pieces of bacon. *

ZS, come on, if your cholesterol is high, then you must cut back on more than one piece of crispy bacon... :/

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Good morning everyone. :-)

I'll have my usual, please. :-)

* Hands Annie a plate of 30 crispy pieces of bacon. *

Here ya go, Annie. :-)

* Hands Zs a plate of two crispy pieces of bacon. *

ZS, come on, if your cholesterol is high, then you must cut back on more than one piece of crispy bacon... :/

Only two!? *bursts into tears*

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Shhh, Zappped, don't tell anyone, here's a plate of bacon...

But don't tell your quack ;-)

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Om nom nom nom nom, thanks for the [censored] Rob :)

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The usual is coming up Doc.

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The usual is coming up Doc.

Thanks, Mike. :-)

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Hi Doc, Mike, Zap, Rob, and everyone, I hope you are all doing OK :)