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Message 1433205 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 14:27:32 UTC

What's red, packed with strawberries, and bites people in the neck?
- a Jampire!



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Message 1433207 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 14:30:42 UTC

Sweet!


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Message 1433222 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 14:50:13 UTC

Who would have imagined it, puns with byte...


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Message 1433286 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 16:07:58 UTC

And lots of memory, too!


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Message 1433309 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 16:25:46 UTC
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What do you get when a Vampire bites a farm worker? An undead Vicker...


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Message 1433320 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 16:31:12 UTC

You may have HARVESTed some groans fro that one, Vic.


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Message 1433455 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 19:00:42 UTC - in response to Message 1433309.  

What do you get when a Vampire bites a farm worker? An undead Vicker...

And when he bites an English priest, you get an undead vicar.

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Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri.


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Message 1433459 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 19:04:33 UTC

What a pain in the neck!

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Message 1433461 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 19:08:04 UTC

Russian vampire named Yuri has a Canadian
vampire cousin named Fang.......


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Message 1433594 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 21:06:07 UTC

Ain't it the tooth...

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Message 1433612 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 21:31:58 UTC

. . . A difficult court-room experience, on Halloween, with a vampire
presiding as the judge: "Will you give the tooth, the whole tooth,
and, nothing but the tooth, . . .?"


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Message 1433617 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 21:38:56 UTC

What is the vampire's favorite fruit?

A blood orange, of course!!!

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Message 1433636 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 22:00:53 UTC - in response to Message 1433617.  
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and favourite drink....?
Bloody Mary!


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Message 1433662 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 22:37:08 UTC

Reason not to become a vampire No.47 - No more garlic bread.

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Message 1433663 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 22:38:23 UTC - in response to Message 1433662.  

Reason not to become a vampire No.47 - No more garlic bread.


MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm Garlic bread.... :-)


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Message 1433669 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 22:43:26 UTC

Reason to become a vampire No.18....
Low death taxes....


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Message 1433672 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 22:45:22 UTC

Reason to become a vampire No.23 - You have a stake in the outcome.

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Message 1433675 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 22:46:40 UTC

True, you would not like to cross one....


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Message 1433689 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 22:54:32 UTC

A favorite vampire song, out of the 50's: "Hearts made of Stone."


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Message 1433716 - Posted: 25 Oct 2013, 23:37:56 UTC

Reason not to become a vampire No.11.....
The cost of root canals....


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