First words to a visitng alien?

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Bernie Vine Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 26 May 99 Posts: 5663 Credit: 14,109,059 RAC: 50,589	Message 1265605 - Posted: 29 Jul 2012, 19:29:54 UTC
	Err George who? ____________
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Sten-Arne Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 1 Nov 08 Posts: 2684 Credit: 7,602,447 RAC: 23,958	Message 1265607 - Posted: 29 Jul 2012, 19:32:35 UTC - in response to Message 1265605.
	Err George who? "When I'm cleaning windows" George! ____________ /The grumpy old Swede. "I'm so old, that 98% of all trees in the forest, are younger than I am"
	ID: 1265607 ·

Jim_S Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 23 Feb 00 Posts: 4416 Credit: 13,652,100 RAC: 20,546	Message 1265735 - Posted: 30 Jul 2012, 2:28:28 UTC - in response to Message 1265289.
	Alien looks at person then consults book, Book title . . . . "To Serve Man" That Wouldn't be a "Cook Book" would it? :) ____________ I Desire Peace and Justice, Jim Scott
	ID: 1265735 ·

SEARCHER Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 24 Aug 04 Posts: 1016 Credit: 2,363,381 RAC: 0	Message 1265765 - Posted: 30 Jul 2012, 6:01:02 UTC
	____________
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VBobier Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 40755 Credit: 32,053,624 RAC: 19,853	Message 1265767 - Posted: 30 Jul 2012, 6:17:34 UTC
	How much mileage is in that saucer of Yours? ____________ BSG Anthem My Facebook page
	ID: 1265767 ·

Julie Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 8380 Credit: 1,383,786 RAC: 4,448	Message 1265785 - Posted: 30 Jul 2012, 6:47:45 UTC
	Can I get a ride? ____________
	ID: 1265785 ·

Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4343 Credit: 415,474 RAC: 147	Message 1265792 - Posted: 30 Jul 2012, 7:05:56 UTC
	"Here, pull my finger."
	ID: 1265792 ·

Chris S Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 19 Nov 00 Posts: 22662 Credit: 4,501,610 RAC: 5,904	Message 1265831 - Posted: 30 Jul 2012, 10:39:57 UTC
	Don't get much call for second hand flying saucers around here, 50 trillion miles on the clock, and a billion mile service due. I'll part exchange it for this '67 Buick but that's my best offer.
	ID: 1265831 ·

clive G1FYE Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 4 Nov 04 Posts: 1284 Credit: 14,937,552 RAC: 2,981	Message 1265835 - Posted: 30 Jul 2012, 10:58:07 UTC - in response to Message 1265735.
	Alien looks at person then consults book, Book title . . . . "To Serve Man" That Wouldn't be a "Cook Book" would it? :) Yes, Leg are liked whatever the species, Ribs depend on how the animal has been feeding. Brest can be very varible depending on genral health and `other` points of interest, Shoulder can be plentyfull, some specimens do work to make themselfs good, Other parts can be used to make a local thing called `Haggis` we have an adaptation of this.
	ID: 1265835 ·

Zapped Sparky Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Aug 08 Posts: 2208 Credit: 626,157 RAC: 955	Message 1266242 - Posted: 31 Jul 2012, 21:00:23 UTC - in response to Message 1265454.
	"Klaatu barada nikto" :) The day the earth stood still...That was a good movie. Although Keanu Reeves isn't my favorit actor. Tells you how old I feel, I naturally assumed this one To me the definitive and superior version. T'was the original I was referring to :) Another first words to the aliens: So how many miles have you clocked on the odometer? ____________ In an alternate universe, it was a ZX81 that asked for clothes, boots and motorcycle. Beer/wine o'clock, the best of the o'clocks. Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, along came a giant, and cooked him for breakfast.
	ID: 1266242 ·

Celt Tooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 7676 Credit: 3,008,482 RAC: 10,338	Message 1266320 - Posted: 1 Aug 2012, 2:25:32 UTC
	I am all out of tartar sauce, can you come back tomorrow?
	ID: 1266320 ·

SEARCHER Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 24 Aug 04 Posts: 1016 Credit: 2,363,381 RAC: 0	Message 1266346 - Posted: 1 Aug 2012, 5:39:24 UTC
	First Contact ____________
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Julie Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 8380 Credit: 1,383,786 RAC: 4,448	Message 1266360 - Posted: 1 Aug 2012, 6:28:47 UTC
	One small step for an alien... ____________
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Angela Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 7569 Credit: 868,383 RAC: 1,410	Message 1266458 - Posted: 1 Aug 2012, 16:41:41 UTC
	I don't happen to be edible, but here is a list of people who are.
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The Simonator Send message Joined: 18 Nov 04 Posts: 3901 Credit: 1,065,897 RAC: 687	Message 1266482 - Posted: 1 Aug 2012, 17:53:15 UTC
	Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Simonator R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn ____________ Chemists have all the solutions! Skype me: simonator### (one zero one)
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clive G1FYE Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 4 Nov 04 Posts: 1284 Credit: 14,937,552 RAC: 2,981	Message 1266497 - Posted: 1 Aug 2012, 19:16:53 UTC - in response to Message 1266482.
	Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Simonator R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn You are either speaking Klingon or you can get something from the doctor for your thoat problem.
	ID: 1266497 ·

The Simonator Send message Joined: 18 Nov 04 Posts: 3901 Credit: 1,065,897 RAC: 687	Message 1266514 - Posted: 1 Aug 2012, 21:11:13 UTC
	I forgot that this is for visiting aliens not dormant sea monsters. ____________ Chemists have all the solutions! Skype me: simonator### (one zero one)
	ID: 1266514 ·

Blurf Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 2 Sep 06 Posts: 6331 Credit: 5,670,403 RAC: 7,429	Message 1266515 - Posted: 1 Aug 2012, 21:12:44 UTC
	Want a beer? ____________
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Chris S Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 19 Nov 00 Posts: 22662 Credit: 4,501,610 RAC: 5,904	Message 1266533 - Posted: 1 Aug 2012, 21:51:36 UTC
	BLAME MISFIT! Well, someone had to do it ....
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Robert Waite Send message Joined: 23 Oct 07 Posts: 2043 Credit: 3,268,534 RAC: 5,451	Message 1266534 - Posted: 1 Aug 2012, 21:54:06 UTC - in response to Message 1265792.
	"Here, pull my finger." OK, this is really funny ____________ If any question why we died, tell them, because our fathers lied. Kipling, Rudyard
	ID: 1266534 ·

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