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Message 1264655 - Posted: 26 Jul 2012, 21:51:43 UTC - in response to Message 1264594.

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Hello, I'm Sirius B, I think all aliens are muppets!


Hi welcome to Ireland...thank gawd you didn't land on that cesspit across the water....they barbeque aliens.

Is you looking east or west
Be that USA or IOM :¬)

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Message 1264674 - Posted: 26 Jul 2012, 22:52:37 UTC - in response to Message 1264655.

East...to that piece of land that reminds one of Bugs Bunny......


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Message 1264676 - Posted: 26 Jul 2012, 22:55:16 UTC

I really hope this is a mic and not your procreation "tool"...


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Message 1264752 - Posted: 27 Jul 2012, 4:54:46 UTC - in response to Message 1264676.

Let's have a Peach.


Pluto will always be a planet to me.

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Message 1264753 - Posted: 27 Jul 2012, 4:59:43 UTC

Is that an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

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Message 1264761 - Posted: 27 Jul 2012, 6:41:52 UTC

Person greets aliens and hands them a book, the book says "Here's rules to being an alien on Earth" enjoy Yer stay...


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Message 1265266 - Posted: 28 Jul 2012, 17:53:16 UTC

Nice ride...



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Message 1265289 - Posted: 28 Jul 2012, 19:06:50 UTC

Alien looks at person then consults book,
Book title . . . .
"To Serve Man"

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Message 1265291 - Posted: 28 Jul 2012, 19:24:29 UTC - in response to Message 1265289.

Alien looks at person then consults book,
Book title . . . .
"To Serve Man"



(Most aliens know Latin.)

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Message 1265305 - Posted: 28 Jul 2012, 20:14:22 UTC

"Klaatu barada nikto" :)


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Message 1265451 - Posted: 29 Jul 2012, 8:57:18 UTC - in response to Message 1265305.

"Klaatu barada nikto" :)


The day the earth stood still...That was a good movie. Although Keanu Reeves isn't my favorit actor.

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Message 1265454 - Posted: 29 Jul 2012, 9:03:51 UTC - in response to Message 1265451.
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"Klaatu barada nikto" :)


The day the earth stood still...That was a good movie. Although Keanu Reeves isn't my favorit actor.


Tells you how old I feel, I naturally assumed this one

To me the definitive and superior version.
"Sometimes it is the people no one imagines anything of who do the things that no one can imagine."

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Message 1265459 - Posted: 29 Jul 2012, 9:33:28 UTC - in response to Message 1265454.

"Klaatu barada nikto" :)


The day the earth stood still...That was a good movie. Although Keanu Reeves isn't my favorit actor.


Tells you how old I feel, I naturally assumed this one

To me the definitive and superior version.


I like the new one better.
Maybe its Jennifer Conelly ?

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Message 1265483 - Posted: 29 Jul 2012, 14:03:20 UTC

I have not seen the `new` one yet,
some day or another i will.

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Message 1265502 - Posted: 29 Jul 2012, 15:28:53 UTC
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Aliens land on Earth, an Earthling walks up to them and says:

Are You from the Forbidden Planet?

The film sets were constructed on a Metro Goldwyn Mayer (MGM) sound stage at its Culver City film lot and were designed by Cedric Gibbons and Arthur Longeran. The film was shot entirely indoors, with all the Altair IV exterior scenes simulated using sets, visual effects, and matte paintings.

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Message 1265554 - Posted: 29 Jul 2012, 17:44:21 UTC

You want to do what? Phone home?



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Message 1265568 - Posted: 29 Jul 2012, 17:56:58 UTC

[George Formby voice on]

Can ya ride t'tandem, it's a nice day for it!

[George Formby voice off]

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