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Message 1222556 - Posted: 24 Apr 2012, 1:07:55 UTC - in response to Message 1222553.  
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Thermo nuclear microwave leg of lamb = 3 micro seconds. Hmmm I do like my fast food. :)

I dun'o....2.75 micro seconds sounds about right, leave it in for 3 micro seconds
and you'll burn the outside of it. Check out Mrs Beeton's nuclear microwave cookery
book, she covers cooking lamb on one of the pages.
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Message 1222566 - Posted: 24 Apr 2012, 1:16:27 UTC - in response to Message 1222556.  

Popety corn and lamb cutllettes aside my advise is ,based on eggperience is never ever try and hard boil an egg in a microwave oven !!!
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Message 1222570 - Posted: 24 Apr 2012, 1:19:58 UTC - in response to Message 1222566.  

Popety corn and lamb cutllettes aside my advise is ,based on eggperience is never ever try and hard boil an egg in a microwave oven !!!

One young lady I know did a science experiment of same. Her notes on the subject. "It's an egg. It's an egg. It's an egg. It's a mess!"


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Message 1222571 - Posted: 24 Apr 2012, 1:20:55 UTC - in response to Message 1222566.  

Popety corn and lamb cutllettes aside my advise is ,based on eggperience is never ever try and hard boil an egg in a microwave oven !!!

Des, shell take your advise...


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Message 1222573 - Posted: 24 Apr 2012, 1:23:04 UTC - in response to Message 1222570.  

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One young lady I know did a science experiment of same. Her notes on the subject. "It's an egg. It's an egg. It's an egg. It's a mess!"[/quote]


Eggactly corrabative eggperience !!
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Message 1222578 - Posted: 24 Apr 2012, 1:29:34 UTC - in response to Message 1222573.  
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One young lady I know did a science experiment of same. Her notes on the subject. "It's an egg. It's an egg. It's an egg. It's a mess!"



Eggactly corrabative eggperience !!

I bet you egged her on into doing it, though....
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Message 1222583 - Posted: 24 Apr 2012, 1:39:12 UTC - in response to Message 1222578.  

Yes I did and she aquiesed liking a simpler man ...a poacher.. she bore the yolk of perciveriance and scrambilled on to a result it where truth revealed an egg Bendictus.
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Message 1222584 - Posted: 24 Apr 2012, 1:40:36 UTC

I extend a hardy welcome to anyone who can use the word combustibility correctly.

And I would just like to point out that swamp coolers were invented by the British, who first used them on ocean liners passing through the Med on their way to the farther reaches of the Empire.

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Message 1222588 - Posted: 24 Apr 2012, 1:50:39 UTC - in response to Message 1222584.  

Thanks for the attribution of source of yet another great invention...a Britsh invention. I will personally remind our President of this fact.

On personaL note please keep me informed with advances regarding this technology as in view of this climate change stuff we may well need advise on swamp coolimg by autumn ( the fall as Amricans call it ) with the nation wide drought maskerading as perpetual rain fall !

One day everyone will need a Swamp cooler or I willeat my boots !!!!
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Message 1222589 - Posted: 24 Apr 2012, 1:51:02 UTC

The greatest microwave mystery:

When you set something on the front of the carosel in the microwave, why does it always end up in the back regardless of time set?

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Message 1222592 - Posted: 24 Apr 2012, 1:57:03 UTC - in response to Message 1222589.  

The greatest microwave mystery:

When you set something on the front of the carosel in the microwave, why does it always end up in the back regardless of time set?



Thats mysterioulsy mysterious ????? have you considered poltergists ?
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Message 1222596 - Posted: 24 Apr 2012, 2:03:47 UTC - in response to Message 1222583.  

Yes I did and she aquiesed liking a simpler man ...a poacher.. she bore the yolk of perciveriance and scrambilled on to a result it where truth revealed an egg Bendictus.

You, sir, need to join the pun thread. There is usually a pun fest on Friday nights or so.


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Message 1222599 - Posted: 24 Apr 2012, 2:07:09 UTC - in response to Message 1222588.  

Thanks for the attribution of source of yet another great invention...a Britsh invention. I will personally remind our President of this fact.

On personaL note please keep me informed with advances regarding this technology as in view of this climate change stuff we may well need advise on swamp coolimg by autumn ( the fall as Amricans call it ) with the nation wide drought maskerading as perpetual rain fall !

One day everyone will need a Swamp cooler or I will eat my boots !!!!

Mines guarded by a 15lb cat named Grace, Her feet are as wide as 2 fingers...

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Message 1222601 - Posted: 24 Apr 2012, 2:09:26 UTC - in response to Message 1222596.  

Yes I did and she aquiesed liking a simpler man ...a poacher.. she bore the yolk of perciveriance and scrambilled on to a result it where truth revealed an egg Bendictus.

You, sir, need to join the pun thread. There is usually a pun fest on Friday nights or so.



Thanks for the invite I will try and participate deepending on whether on not my partner and sweetheart is off duty in which case she comes first
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Message 1222602 - Posted: 24 Apr 2012, 2:10:11 UTC

Welcome!
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Message 1222603 - Posted: 24 Apr 2012, 2:11:01 UTC - in response to Message 1222599.  

Thanks for the attribution of source of yet another great invention...a Britsh invention. I will personally remind our President of this fact.

On personaL note please keep me informed with advances regarding this technology as in view of this climate change stuff we may well need advise on swamp coolimg by autumn ( the fall as Amricans call it ) with the nation wide drought maskerading as perpetual rain fall !

One day everyone will need a Swamp cooler or I will eat my boots !!!!

Mines guarded by a 15lb cat named Grace, Her feet are as wide as 2 fingers...



Thats one frack off a cat
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Message 1222604 - Posted: 24 Apr 2012, 2:13:29 UTC - in response to Message 1222602.  

Welcome!


Thank you Dave :) Its a great forum
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Message 1222607 - Posted: 24 Apr 2012, 2:22:13 UTC - in response to Message 1222603.  
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Thanks for the attribution of source of yet another great invention...a Britsh invention. I will personally remind our President of this fact.

On personaL note please keep me informed with advances regarding this technology as in view of this climate change stuff we may well need advise on swamp coolimg by autumn ( the fall as Amricans call it ) with the nation wide drought maskerading as perpetual rain fall !

One day everyone will need a Swamp cooler or I will eat my boots !!!!

Mines guarded by a 15lb cat named Grace, Her feet are as wide as 2 fingers...



Thats one frack off a cat

Yep and that is 4' straight up from the counter top to the top of the upper cabinet, Grace leaps up in a single bound, all She needs is a cape. I'd rescued Her from a Shelter for all of $10 and the cost of gas for the car.

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Message 1222747 - Posted: 24 Apr 2012, 10:07:58 UTC

Welcome to the wacky cafe Des....


Hmmn, wonder if Max Bygraves will show up next.... :)
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Message 1222757 - Posted: 24 Apr 2012, 10:55:31 UTC - in response to Message 1222748.  

Yet before either Chris S' or Sirius come out with it, "Your not going to start singing, are you"?

ROFLMAO ! Andy Preview anyone!

Welcome Des, nice farm you have there :-)

Hmmn, wonder if Max Bygraves will show up next.... :)

Altogether now "You're a pink toothbrush, I'm a ...."




oooh, missed that one. Chris, we've gotta sort this "Nick" out....labelling us as a pair of jokers....:)
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